CHAPTER 9: THE FIGHTING CONTINUES
bWelcome back readers! Last chapter, we saw Ryo discover Kim's little "secret", as well as Terry, Andy and Rock treating themselves to a McDonalds! We also saw a commercial for "Beat-a-Bao" and lastly, we witnessed Kim and Chang checking in for their first match up! Let's join our Capcom and SNK crew for Chapter 9 of our story!
In the men's locker room/b
KIM: Alright guys, we're all signed up for our match. You ready? *does his shiny teeth smile*
CHANG: Oooooh yea! *doing the Truffle Shuffle*
CHOI: *makes Gremlin sounds*
KIM: Uh, ok.
RYO: *walks up to Kim* You guys all set?
KIM: Sure am. Wish me luck. *does his shiny teeth smile*
RYO: Good luck.
???: You're gonna need it.
KIM: Who said that?
???: It is I!
KIM: Oh, it's just you Jhun. What're you doing here? *does his shiny teeth smile*
JHUN: I decided to sit this tournament out!
KIM: Why's that? *does his shiny teeth smile*
JHUN: Because I found three excellent fighters that I will take to the top!
RYO: Who?
JHUN: Blanka, Dhalsim, and E. Honda!
KIM: That means…I'll be fighting you guys.
JHUN: That's right.
RYO: Wait a minute…aren't those the singing fighters?
JHUN: *clasps his hand on Ryo's mouth* Don't mention ANYTHING involving singing! They may be strong, but I CAN'T STAND THEIR SINGING!
E.HONDA: What was that boss?
JHUN: Nothing Honda!
BLANKA: I think someone mentioned singing…
DHALSIM: That reminds me of a song…
JHUN: NO! NO SINGING! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE NOW! *leaves with Honda, Dhalsim, and Blanka.
RYO: I feel sorry for him.
KIM: Yea, I may have two stupid morons to train, but at least they're not SINGING morons! *does his shiny teeth smile*
CHANG: *picking his nose* Huh?
CHOI: *spazzing out*
RYO: Yea, I see what you mean. Oh by the way, you wanna hear what happened between me and Geese?
KIM: Sorry bro, gotta go. *does his shiny teeth smile, then leaves with Chang and Choi*
RYO: DAMN! *looks around* Do YOU want to hear my story?
YAMAZAKI: *tending to his wounds* No.
RYO: Awww, c'mon!
YAMAZAKI: No!
RYO: Pretty please?
YAMAZAKI: *does his win pose where he grabs the opponent by the head*
RYO: …I'll shut up now.
YAMAZAKI: Thanks.
IIn the women's locker room/I
MAKI: *warming up*
YURI: *walks up to Maki* I can't wait to kick your butt today!
MAKI: Huh?
YURI: That's right. Me and Sakura versus you, Mai, and King later today. It's already been announced.
MAKI: Okay, cool.
YURI: And I'll also reveal your secret to the world!
MAKI: *whispering* I'd like to see you try, bitch.
YURI: Grrr…
MAKI: Hahahaha! *walks away*
YURI: Just you wait and see, Maki!
TAKUMA: *bursts in* DAUGHTER!!!!
YURI: *turns around, scared* WHAT?! I…didn't say anything…bad…
TAKUMA: I KNOW! HAVE YOU SEEN RYO?
YURI: No.
TAKUMA: THANK YOU! *runs off*
SAKURA: *walks up to Yuri* Gee, what's going on with your dad?
YURI: Eh, he's just getting old and senile, that's all.
TAKUMA: *bursts in* DAUGHTER!!!!
YURI: Damnit! Noooo! *gets dragged away*
TAKUMA: I WILL TEACH YOU TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS! *runs off dragging Yuri with him*
IIn the announcer's booth/I
ANNOUNCER: Just a quick word from one of our sponsors folks, and then we'll be starting the next match up. Kim and Chang w/Choi versus E. Honda, Dhalsim, and Blanka with Jhun in their corner! Here comes the commercial folks—
MAN IN CROWD: Wow, he shut up for once.
CROWD: *looks up at the monitor in the arena*
???: Muhahaha…*tying up the announcer*
ICommercial Begins/I
DANNY: Mom, me and Steve are bored.
MOM: Danny, you guys are 17 years old. Shouldn't you be dating girls by now?
DANNY: …
STEVE: …
ANNOUNCER: Hey there! Are you guys bored?
DANNY: We sure are mister.
ANNOUNCER: Do you like Capcom and SNK?
STEVE: YOU BET!
ANNOUNCER: Well then, why not try out the brand new Capcom vs SNK 2 board game!
DANNY: Wow!
STEVE: Totally awesome!
ANNOUNCER: That's right folks! It's the official Capcom vs SNK 2 board game! You can now have all the fun of the video game right here in this board game!
DANNY: How does it work mister?
ANNOUNCER: It's simple, Danny. Make a team of three fighters from those 48 figurines over there, and try to make it to Osaka to become the champion!
STEVE: *rolls the dice, and moves five spaces* Hmm…"Akuma says 'Me Suit'. Move back 5 spaces." Aww man!
DANNY: *rolls the dice and moves twelve spaces* Uh, "Mai and Blue Mary make you their love slave. You cannot move for another 10 turns." Aww, c'mon!
ANNOUNCER: And when you finally get to the end, see if you can defeat God Rugal or Shin Gouki to win the game!
STEVE: Alright, all I need is to roll a 13 to beat them. *rolls the dice and gets 12* Shit! That means I have to start back at the beginning.
DANNY: Wait a minute…we only have two dice…how can we beat them?
ANNOUNCER: YOU CAN'T! I FOOL YOU AGAIN!
DANNY: Oh…
ANNOUNCER: The Capcom vs SNK 2 official Board Game. Go out and buy one now…we command you to! *starts making out with the mom*
DANNY: MOM!
IBack in the arena/I
KIM: You guys ready? *does his shiny teeth smile*
CHANG: Oooh yea! *does the Truffle Shuffle*
CHOI: *slamming his head against the ground*
KIM: …ALRIGHT! *does his shiny teeth smile*
JHUN: Alright, are YOU guys ready?
E.HONDA: Sure am, boss!
DHALSIM: Yes sir.
BLANKA: Totally.
JHUN: Remember, you guys were meant to be fighters!
E.HONDA: We were meant to be fighters, hmm?
JHUN: Yes.
BLANKA: The fans, the fighters, the adrenaline rush…I feel a song coming on…
DHALSIM: That reminds me of a song…
ALL 3: *starts dancing as the music kicks in*
E.HONDA: We're a band of vicious fighters!
BLANKA: Just take a look at me!
DHALSIM: When you hear a gentle singing—
E.HONDA: You'll be sure to turn and flee!
JHUN: Oh this is just ridiculous. C'mon men, we've got to defeat those saps!
DHALSIM: Those guys'll be done for when they fall into our traps! We're a club of frightful rovers!
E.HONDA: We can sing in every clef!
BLANKA: We can even hit the high note!
E.HONDA: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
ALL 3: A fighter I was meant to be! Be a bum and roam the street!
JHUN: All right guys, let's get to work!
E.HONDA: Our match is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk! We'll fight you in Ken's harbor!
DHALSIM: Or battle you on land!
BLANKA: When you meet singing fighters—
JHUN: They'll be more than you can stand!
DHALSIM: Oh, that was a good one!
JHUN: No, it wasn't…no time for song, we've got to move!
DHALSIM: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove! We're a pack of nasty dogs!
E.HONDA: Have we pity? Not a dram!
BLANKA: We all eat roasted garlic—
E.HONDA: Then sing from the diaphragm!
ALL 3: A fighter I was meant to be! Be a bum and roam the street!
JHUN: Less singing, less wailing!
BLANKA: When we defeat our foes, their match they will be bailing!
DHALSIM: If you try to fight us—
E.HONDA: You will get a nasty whackin'!
BLANKA: If ye disrespect our singin'—
DHALSIM: WE WILL FEED YOU TO A CRACKIN'!
ALL 3: A fighter I was meant to be! Be a bum and roam the street!
JHUN: Stop. Stop! STOP!
DHALSIM: Our pride is what we'll polish, and with them, the deck we'll mop!
JHUN: You say you're nasty fighters! Big scheming, bad bushwackers! From what I've seen, I tell you, you're not fighters, you're just slackers!
ALL 3: A fighter I was meant to be! Be a bum and roam the street!
JHUN: My favorite kind of fruit would definitely be an orange…
E.HONDA: And…umm…
DHALSIM: Well…
BLANKA: Uh…
DHALSIM: …door hinge?
BLANKA: No, no…
DHALSIM: Guess the song's over, huh?
E.HONDA: Guess so.
BLANKA: Alright, back to the battle.
JHUN: Well gee, I feel a little guilty now…
MAN IN CROWD: Lucas Arts is gonna get ye for this!
JHUN: (o_o)
KIM: That was…strange.
CHOI: *starts stabbing Chang in the ass with his claws*
CHANG: Ooooh! *grabs his ass*
KIM: Let's get on those teleporters, guys. *gets teleported to the battle arena*
IThe fighters are teleported to the Glacier stage with the big boat/I
ANNOUNCER: Round 1…FIGHT! Muhahaha!
JHUN: That voice sounds familiar…whatever. Dhalsim, go teach him a lesson.
KIM: Go get 'im Chang! *does his shiny teeth smile*
DHALSIM: Yoga! *grabs Chang and starts doing the Yoga Noogie* Yoga! Yoga! Yoga!
CHANG: *yawns*
DHALSIM: Yoga! Yoga! Yo—
CHANG: *grabs Dhalsim, and does his Dai Hakai Nage* Oooh!
DHALSIM: *getting slammed around like a Loony Toons character*
CHANG: Ooooh! *drops Dhalsim*
DHALSIM: *dizzy*
ANNOUNCER: FINISH HIM! Muhahaha!
CHANG: Huh? *looks at Kim*
KIM: You heard the man. Do it.
CHANG: *picks up Dhalsim and starts twisting him into a pretzel*
DHALSIM: This…no…good…
CHANG: *starts knawing on Dhalsim's head*
DHALSIM: AHHHHH!!!!
CHANG: *eats Dhalsim whole*
ANNOUNCER: Chang Wins! Muhahaha! Fatality! Muhahaha!
JHUN: DAMN! We've already lost one of our fighters!
BLANKA: Dhalsim, NOOOO!!! *jumps into the fight and starts singing* I'll rip you to pieces! I'll rip you to pieces! I'LL RIP YOU TO PIECES…which nobody can deny!
ANNOUNCER: Round 2…FIGHT! Muhahaha!
BLANKA: ROARRRR!!!! *leaps at Chang*
CHANG: *starts spinning his ball and chain*
BLANKA: ROARRR—*gets impaled in the head by one of the string of flags that shoots from the ship*
JHUN: (o_o)
ANNOUNCER: Chang Wins! Muhahaha! Flawless Victory! Muhahaha!
JHUN: You FUCKING ship! Nobody likes you!
SHIP: *gets depressed and sails away*
JHUN: Alright Honda, it's up to you now!
E.HONDA: *singing* I will avenge the deaths of my friends! Prepare to taste defeat! I, Honda, will…DESTROY…YOU!
CHANG: Oooh! *does the Truffle Shuffle*
ANNOUNCER: Round 3…FIGHT! Muhahaha!
E.HONDA: Hya Hya Hya! *starts doing his hundred-hand slap*
CHANG: *getting hit* Ooooh!
E.HONDA: Gya! *does his Ooichou Nage and lands on top of Chang*
CHANG: Ugh…
E.HONDA: And now…for the finish…Oy oy! *does his flying headbutt*
CHANG: *ducks*
E.HONDA: *flies off the glacier and lands in the water*
ANNOUNCER: Chang Wins! Muhahaha! Fatality! Muhahaha!
JHUN: DAMNIT!
KIM: Good job, Chang! *does his shiny teeth smile*
ANNOUNCER: Muhahaha! Hey, what're you guys doing here? Muhahaha! C'mon, I want to be the announcer! Muhahaha! You are weak pathetic fools! Muhahaha! Let go of me! Muhahaha! Noooo! Muhahaha!
bWhat an amazing battle! Kim and Chang managed to defeat Blanka, E. Honda, and Dhalsim. What will happen to those fighters? And what about the announcer? And what of the match that will take place between Yuri and Sakura versus Maki, Mai, and King? Stay tuned for part 10, entitled "Battle Between The Babes!"
NOTE: This is not part of the story here. I just wanted to give credit where credit is due. The song that E. Honda, Blanka, and Dhalsim sing was taken from the computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island." If you get a chance, check it out. It's an AWESOME game. Major thanks to Lucas Arts since they made that song. Remember, I just wanted you all to know that I didn't make up that song, I just changed it a little bit. Peace out.
