CHAPTER 10: BATTLE BETWEEN THE BABES

bHello folks, and welcome back to the story!  Last chapter, we saw Chang and Kim defeat Jhun's team of Dhalsim, Blanka, and E. Honda.  Not only that, but we were also informed of our next match up, which will be taking place in this chapter.  Yuri and Sakura vs Maki, Mai, and King.  And now, let's get on with Chapter 10, entitled "Battle Between The Babes!"

In the women's locker room/b

SAKURA: *kicking air*  Hya!  Hoo!  Ha!

YURI: *walks in wearing a shirt that says "I Respect Old, Wrinkly People"*

SAKURA: Ya!  *kicks shoe off*

YURI: *gets hit in the face by Sakura's shoe*  '-_-

SAKURA: Eep!

YURI: *walks up to Sakura*  Is this yours?

SAKURA: Yea, actually it is—

YURI: *stuffs the shoe into Sakura's mouth*

SAKURA: (o_o)

YURI: At least I feel a little better.  *getting changed into her uniform*  Are you ready for the match?

SAKURA: *putting shoe back on*  Yea, I guess so.

YURI: Alright, good.  I wanna win this and move on.

SAKURA: Yup, me too!

YURI: We also have to devise a way to reveal Maki's secret to the audience…hmmm…

SAKURA: I got an idea!

YURI: If it involves bringing a bucket of hot water to the fight, it's not gonna work.

SAKURA: Damn!

YURI: …

SAKURA: …

YURI: …

SAKURA: …I know!

YURI: I told you—

SAKURA: No, no!  It's even better than that.  Here, this is what we could do.  *whisper whisper*

YURI: …

SAKURA: *whisper whisper*

YURI: …you know, that may work.  Good job, Sakura.

SAKURA: *whisper whisper*

YURI: You can stop whispering now.

SAKURA: *whisper whis—

YURI: STOP IT!

SAKURA: Sorry.

IIn the men's locker room/I

BENIMARU: *sitting on a bench, looking depressed* …

KYO: *walks up to Benimaru*  Hey Beni.

BENIMARU: …hi Kyo…

KYO: You pumped for our match later?

BENIMARU: …eh…

KYO: Is something wrong?

BENIMARU: …no one understands me…

KYO: Benimaru, don't you DARE turn into a Kyosuke on me!  I don't want another depressed teenager walking around here!

KYOSUKE: *walking by*  I'm…all alone.  Nobody likes me.  I'm a loser.  *sigh*

KYO: Shut up!  No one here feels sorry for you!

KYOSUKE: …damn!  *walks away*

KYO: …uh huh.  Anyways, why do you say that?

BENIMARU: …everyone thinks I'm…you know…

KYO: Fruity?

BENIMARU: …yea.

KYO: Aren't you?

BENIMARU: *shoots Kyo a dirty look*

KYO: Sorry!  I didn't know, man.

BENIMARU: …I…I don't know WHAT I am really…

KYO: What do you mean?

BENIMARU: I want love…but…just a different kind…

KYO: …I'm not following you, buddy.

BENIMARU: …I'll explain it…in song.  *music starts*

JHUN: *running by*  NOOOOO!!!!  NOT ANOTHER SONG!!!!  *runs out of the locker room*

BENIMARU: I want love…but it's impossible.  A man like me…so irresponsible.

KYO: ?

BENIMARU: A man like me is dead in places…other men…feel lib-er-ated.  *looks down at his own crotch*

KYO: ??

BENIMARU: I can't love…shot full of holes…

YAMAZAKI: *pumps Benimaru full of lead*  WAHAHAHAHA!  *does his insane laugh pose*

BENIMARU: Don't feel nothing…

YAMAZAKI: ARGH!  *does his defeated pose where his ass is in the air*

BENIMARU: I just feel cold.  *turns around and looks at Iceman*

ICEMAN: Oops…sorry.  *walks away*

BENIMARU: Don't feel nothing…just old scars…toughening up…

SAGAT: You said it, brotha!

BENIMARU: …around my heart.

SAGAT: Oh…

BENIMARU: But I want love…just a different kind.  I want love, won't break me down, won't brick me up, won't fence me in…I want love that don't mean a thing.  That's the love I want…I want love…

KYO: ???

BENIMARU: So bring it on…I've been bruised.  *looks at his face in the mirror*  AH!  Don't give me love that's clean and smooth.  I'm ready for…the rougher stuff.  No sweet romance…I've had enough.

RAIDEN: *walks up to Benimaru and puts a hand on Beni's shoulder*

ZANGIEF: *walks up to Benimaru and puts a hand on Beni's other shoulder*

BENIMARU: *turns around*

RAIDEN: ^_^

ZANGIEF: ^_^

BENIMARU: (o_o)  *quickly walks away from Raiden and Zangief*

RAIDEN: …

ZANGIEF: …

RAIDEN: *turns to Zangief*  I'll dance on your brain!

ZANGIEF: *turns to Raiden*  You're dead meat!  *grabs Raiden and starts rolling around*

KYO: ????

BENIMARU: …so, do you understand, Kyo?

KYO: ?????

BENIMARU: Kyo?

KYO: …oh, I'm sorry.  Did you say something?  I spaced out there for a second.

BENIMARU: '-_- …Benimaru Punt!  *kicks Kyo in the face*

KYO: *falls over*

IIn Robert Garcia's office/I

ROBERT: Hello Yuri, my darling whom I've never had pre-marital relations with before.  What can I do for you?

YURI: Well, Sakura and I would like our match to be fought on that US stage.  You know, the one with the big guy drinking the beer like all Americans do?

ROBERT: Not all Americans drink beer ya know.

GUILE: *walking by*  Ret's go!  Rice Barrel!  *walks away*

ROBERT: Well…anyways, why do you want to fight there?

YURI: Oh…no reason.  *giggles to herself*

ROBERT: I guess that's alright.

YURI: Oh, and can you do one more favor for me?

ROBERT: Look Yuri, we can't do that now…your dad may be watching!

YURI: (o_o)  NO, NOT THAT!  I mean, can you…*whisper whisper*

ROBERT: Okay…I guess so.

YURI: Thank you!  ^_^  *leaves with Sakura*

IIn the announcers booth/I

ANNOUNCER: Well folks, I'm back!  It looks like that other crazy announcer guy is finally out of here.  Good thing too, he tied me up and beat me with a hammer.  Anyways, let's cut to a commercial break before our next match starts.  Here comes the commercial folks.  It's coming up right about…now.  Right about…now.  Right about—*gets hit in the back of the head with a hammer again*

CROWD: *looks up at the monitor in the arena*

ICommercial begins/I

ANNOUNCER: Are you ready for the biggest rap album of ALLLLLL time!  Well then, you might as well ignore this commercial.  Otherwise, get psyched for another rap album from the infamous rap group "Shoto-KAN!"  That's right my peoples!  With more shotos in this group than there are band players in Slipknot, Shoto-KAN drops their newest record this Tuesday entitled "Hadoulicious!" featuring "Hadoulicious"…

RYU: I don't think you're ready, whoa nelly!

KEN: I don't think you're ready, whoa nelly!

AKUMA: I don't think you're ready for this!

RYU: My moves are too Hadoulicious for ya babe!

ANNOUNCER: …"One Round Man"…

RYU: Fight me off!

KEN: Show me whatcha got!

RYU: Cuz I don't want no one round man!

ANNOUNCER: …and featuring Dan in "Can't Fight This!"

DAN: *dancing with Hammer pants on*  Can't fight this!  Can't fight this!  Can't fight this!  Can't fight this!  Can't fight this!  My, my, my, my Koryuken hits you so hard, makes you say—

RYU: Oh my lord!

DAN: Thank you, for blessing me, with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet!  It feels good, when you know you've won!  A super dope homeboy from the J-Town.  And I'm known, with might, this is a match, uh, you can't fight!  I told ya homeboy!

RYU: Can't fight this?

DAN: Yea, that's how we living and you know—

KEN: Can't fight this?

DAN: Look at my eyes, man!

AKUMA: Can't fight this?

DAN: Break it down!  *music breaks down as Dan does Hammer's side to side dancing*

SEAN AND SAKURA: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!  Whoa!  Whoa-whoa!

ALLEN AND KAIRI: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!  Whoa!  Whoa-whoa!

DAN: Stop!  Saikyo Time!  *starts kicking the crap out of everyone*

ANNOUNCER: "Hadoulicious" from Shoto-KAN!  Dropping in stores this Tuesday!  Peace out!

IOn the US rooftop stage/I

MAKI: Strange stage…

MAI: You can say that again.

KING: *hugging the big beer drinking guy*  I LOVE YOU!  Hiccup!  -_-

MAI: ???

YURI: *walks up*  Alright guys, prepare to be defeated!

MAI: Awww, that's so cute Yuri.  ^_^

YURI: '-_-

ANNOUNCER: Live and let die!  Fight!

MAI: King, why don't you go first?

KING: *snoring loudly*

ANNOUNCER: K. O. !!!!!

SAKURA: Wow, that's the quickest KO I've ever gotten.

MAI: Alright, I'll go next.  *slaps Maki's ass*  Wish me luck.  ~_^

MAKI: Good luck.

SAKURA: Ikuza!  *runs at Mai*

MAI: Kachou Sen!  *throws a fan at Sakura*

SAKURA: *gets hit*  Ah!  So, you wanna play that way huh?  Hadou Shou!  *does that crappy little fireball thing*

MAI: Hahahaha!

SAKURA: Awww, man!  That's the last time I have Dan show me some new moves.

MAI: Cho Hissatsu Shinobi Bachi!  *does her Deadly Ninja Bees super*

SAKURA: *gets KO'ed*

ANNOUNCER: K. O. !!!!!

YURI: Damn, it's up to me now.

MAI: C'mon Yuri, give me everything you got!

YURI: Hao Sho Kohoken!  *throws her super fireball at Mai*

MAI: *gets hit*  …owwee…

ANNOUNCER: K. O. !!!!!

MAKI: Alright Yuri, it's down to you and me now!

YURI: Bring it on!

MAKI: *runs up to Yuri*  Ajara Tengu!  *does her super throw move*

YURI: Ugh…*on one knee and panting*

MAKI: Hahahaha!  And now, for the finish!  *starts running at Yuri*

YURI: …NOW SAKURA!

MAKI: *while running*  Huh?

SAKURA: Shinkuu Hadouken!  *does her super fireball and hits the beer mug in the big guy's hand*

YURI: *watches as hot water lands on Maki*

MAKI: AHHHHH!!!!  *starts grabbing at her clothing and begins transforming into Guy*

MAI: (o_o)

SAKURA (o_o)

GUY: Ugh…oh, my head.  *looks around*  EEP!  Everyone knows my secret now!

CROWD: *laughing hysterically*

GUY: You…win…

ANNOUNCER: FINEST K. O. !!!!!

GUY: Shut up!  *runs away*

YURI: *does her thumbs up winpose*

bMaki's secret has finally been revealed to the world!  Oh my!  What will happen to Guy now?  And what of Kyo and Benimaru's match coming up?  You'll just have to stay tuned and find out next chapter!  Muhahahaha!/b