CHAPTER 11: FIGHT-O-RAMA!

bWelcome back to our story!  In the last chapter, we saw Benimaru sing a song about his feelings.  Not only that, but we also saw Yuri and Sakura beat King, Mai, and Maki, and in the process, reveal Maki's secret to the world.  With that taken care of, let's move on to chapter 11 of our story.

In the Shanghai arena with the rotating platform/b

KYO: You ready Beni?

BENIMARU: *grabs his crotch and lightning strikes*  Yea.

KYO: Eww, I really wish you wouldn't do that.

ANNOUNCER: Live and let die!  FIGHT!

KYO: You go first.

BENIMARU: Zaank you!  *steps forward*

EAGLE: *twirling his sticks*  Ready?

BENIMARU: Whenever you are.

EAGLE: OXFORD RED!  *hitting Benimaru with his sticks*

BENIMARU: Ack!  Take this!  ELECTRIGGER!  *grabs Eagle and shocks him*

EAGLE: AHHHH!!!  *falls to his knees*

BENIMARU: *poses*  Do you understand?

EAGLE: …

BENIMARU: Well?

EAGLE: …HYA!  *does his St. Andrew Green and pops Benimaru into the air*

BENIMARU: AGH!  Why you—

EAGLE: *jumping in*  GYA!

BENIMARU: INAZUMA KICK!  *flip kicks Eagle*

EAGLE: ARGGH!  *gets knocked back*

BENIMARU: HYAAA!  *charges Eagle*

EAGLE: HYAAA!  *charges Benimaru*

BENIMARU: *locks up with Eagle*

EAGLE: It…doesn't…look like either…of us will win!

BENIMARU: I guess…you've got…a point there.

EAGLE: How about…we go grab a drink?

BENIMARU: Sure!  *walks away from the ring with Eagle*

ANNOUNCER: DOUBLE K.O.!!!!

KYO: WHAT?!  YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE TO FIGHT ALL BY MYSELF!

BENIMARU: *turns around*  Oh c'mon Mr. I'm-so-great-I-declared-myself-the-hero-of-SNK, you've been complaining for years that you could win the King of Fighters tournament ALL by yourself, so here's your chance.

KYO: I didn't mean it though!

BENIMARU: *leaves*

KYO: (o_o)  *slowly turns around*

GUILE: *rotating his arm*  RET'S BATTLE!

ANNOUNCER: This is gonna be a match to remember!  FIGHT!

KYO: *swallows hard*

GUILE: SONIC BOOM!  *throws a Sonic Boom at Kyo*

KYO: EEP!  *ducks*

BAO: AHH!  *gets hit by the Sonic Boom and dies*

KENSOU: *comes out*  NOOOOO!  Not again!  *picks up Bao and runs off with him*

KYO: You…you can't hurt me.  I'm Kyo, hero of SNK!

GUILE: *punches Kyo in the face*

KYO: OWWIE!  That hurt!  *starts running around the platform*

GUILE: *runs after Kyo*

KYO: AHHHH!  *curls into a fetal position*

GUILE: *gets zonked on the head with a giant weight*

ANNOUNCER: K.O.!!!!

KYO: *gets up and looks behind him*

HSIEN-KO: *smiles at Kyo*

KYO: Thanks a lot!  I appreciate that!

HSIEN-KO: *throws a key at Kyo*

KYO: Huh?

HSIEN-KO: I'm in room 402!  *giggles*

KYO: Uh heh heh…

ANNOUNCER: FIGHT!

KYO: Huh?  *turns around*

CAMMY: CANNON SPIKE!  *launches Kyo into the air*

KYO: AHHHH!  *falling back down*

CAMMY: REVERSE SHAFT BREAKER!  *nails Kyo in the crotch on the way up*

KYO: (o_o)  *is in extreme pain while falling back down*

CHIN: *smoking up*  Well, that definitely is a SHAFT breaker.  Heh heh…

RYU: *watching on a television set*  Heh heh…she said "shaft."

KEN: Heh-heh, heh, heh…

KYO: *struggling to his feet*  Oh no, is that Bison?!

CAMMY: What?  *turns around*

KYO: OROCHI NAGI!!!!  *hits Cammy with his SDM*

CAMMY: *falls down*

ANNOUNCER: K.O.!!!!

KYO: Oh yea!  Who's house?  Kyo's house!  Who's house?  Kyo's house!  *walks off while "raising the roof"*

IIn the Nairobi stage with the dune buggies racing/I

KEN: Shit, I gotta fight in this woman form!  I'm gonna kill that narrator!

RYU: Don't worry about it.  I'll let you go first, okay Ken?

KEN: Okay.

HAOHMARU: *rubbing his eyes*  Whoa, I need to lay off the Sake.  Ken's starting to look like a woman to me.

NAKORURU: That's cuz he IS a woman.

HAOHMARU: Really?  You know, he IS kinda sexy in a way…and look at that cleavage, it beats yours anyday.

NAKORURU: Shut up!

HAOHMARU: No, YOU shut up!

NAKORURU: No YOU shut up!

HAOHMARU: No, YOU—

HIBIKI: BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

NAKORURU: Sorry…

HAOHMARU: Sorry…

HIBIKI: That's better…I'll go first.

ANNOUNCER: This is going to be a match to remember!  FIGHT!

KEN: Pfft, this is gonna be an easy match.

HIBIKI: *walks up to Ken looking all innocent*

KEN: Don't worry little girl, I'll go easy on you.

HIBIKI: *slams the sword case into Ken's stomach*

KEN: (o_o)  Ouch…

HIBIKI: Hya!  *slices the sword at Ken*

KEN: Whoa!  *jumps back*  Hey, that's not fair!  I don't have a weapon!

HIBIKI: Tough luck, shit-head.  *start crazily slicing at Ken*

KEN: EEP!  *dodging the slices*  Take this!  *kicks sand into Hibiki's face*

HIBIKI: AHH!  I'm blind!  *starts walking around in circles*

KEN: *takes Hibiki's sword and smashes her in the head with it*

ANNOUNCER: FINEST K.O.!!!!

KEN: Oh yea, I rule.

ANNOUNCER: Get ready…FIGHT!

HAOHMARU: Prepare yourself, babe!

KEN: I'm a guy!

HAOHMARU: Not from what I'm seeing.

KEN: Grrr!

LEONA: *in background*  Sooo…what're we looking at again?

FOKKER: I…have no idea.

LEONA: I see…

RALF: Psst…Leona.  Is that Ken and Ryu over there?

LEONA: Looks like 'em.

RALF: Alright, PAY BACK TIME!  *runs off into the distance*

HAOHMARU: Ougi Senpu-Retsu-Zan!  *throws the tornado at Ken*

KEN: ARRGH!  *falls down*

HAOHMARU: And now, for the finishing blow… Tenha Danku Retsu Zan!  *does his level 3 super*

KEN: WHOA!  *jumps back, getting his shirt sliced open*

RYU: ((o_o))  *falls over with a nosebleed*

HAOHMARU: ((o_o))  *falls over with a nosebleed*

ANNOUNCER: K.O.!!!!

KEN: Damn…how am I supposed to fight with my Gi torn like this?

NAKORURU: You may have beaten Hibiki and you may have demolished Haohmaru…but you cannot defeat SUPER CHEESY NAKORURU!

KEN: Oh no…

ANNOUNCER: Live and let die…FIGHT!

NAKORURU: Annu Mutsube!  *does her sliding slash attack*

KEN: Arrgh!  *falls over*

NAKORURU: Annu Mutsube!  *does her sliding slash attack again*

KEN: Arrgh!  *falls over*

NAKORURU: Annu Mutsube!  *does her sliding slash attack yet again*

KEN: Arrgh!  *falls over*

NAKORURU: Annu Mutsube!  *does her sliding slash attack once more*

KEN: Arrgh!  *falls over*

ANNOUNCER: K.O.!!!!

RYU: *jumps in*  Jeez, that was SOO lame!  Can't you come up with a better strategy than that?

ANNOUNCER: FIGHT!

RYU: Hadouken!  Hadouken!  Hadouken!  Hadouken!  Shinkuu Hadouken!  *throwing fireballs at Nakoruru*

NAKORURU: *dodging*  Look who's talking!

???: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

RYU: *turns around*  Huh?

BISON: *driving a semi-truck*  HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

RYU: Not again…

RALF: *pulls up next to Bison in a dune buggy*  Not today, pal!  Ryu's mine!

BISON: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

RALF: Take this!  *rams into Bison*

BISON: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!  *flips out and explodes*

RALF: You're mine Ryu and Ken!!!  *makes the dune buggy jump into the air*

RYU: Not today!  Zoink!  *grabs Nakoruru and puts her directly under the buggy*

NAKORURU: Huh?

RYU: Bye bye!

NAKORURU: *looks up*  Oh crap…

RALF: *crashes the dune buggy onto Nakoruru, then drives away*  HA HA HA!  YES!  I GOT RYU!

ANNOUNCER: FINEST K.O.!!!!

RYU: That's what you think.  Eww…I feel sorry for the guy who has to clean that.  *walks away with Ken*

IScene shifts to the announcer's booth/I

ANNOUNCER: Before we finish with our last match of the day, let's have a word from another one of our sponsors!  Here comes the commercial.  He—

ROBERT: *holding a mallet*  Yea, you better shut up.

ANNOUNCER: *laughs nervously*  Heh heh…

CROWD: *looks up at the monitor in the arena*

ICommercial begins/I

TEEN: *watching some people*  Gee, I'd sure like to set those people on fire over there.  But I'm way too far away to get the job done.  If only I had something that would throw flame ON them…

ANNOUNCER: Well now you can have something to throw flame on others!

TEEN: Really?

ANNOUNCER: That's right, kid!  Introducing the Kusanagi Flamethrower!

TEEN: Wow!  Neato!

ANNOUNCER: You bet it's neato!  The flamethrower looks EXACTLY like the Kusanagi-style glove, but when you press the little button on there, it shoots flame out!

TEEN: *setting fire to a bunch of people*  Thanks guy!

ANNOUNER: There's also the Yagami Flamethrower!  It looks like the Kusanagi Flamethrower, but it has a moon on it and it shoots purple flame!  These flamethrowers make great gifts for kids, even on Christmas!

KID: *puts on glove*  Wowee!  Thanks Santa!  *sets his parents on fire*

PARENTS: AHHH!  *rolling around*

SHINGO: What about me, can I have one?

ANNOUNCER: Silly Shingo, Kusanagi Flamethrowers are for kids!

SHINGO: But that guy over there is in his 40's!

MIDDLE-AGED MAN: *setting fire to houses*  YEY!  I may be old, but I'm having a blast!

ANNOUNCER: Okay we lied…Kusanagi Flamethrowers are for everyone BUT you.

SHINGO: D'oh!

ANNOUNCER: The Kusanagi Flamethrower…it makes setting fires a WHOLE lot easier!  Gasoline sold separately.

IScene shifts to the festival stage with the Haohmaru/E.Honda balloons in the air/I

DAN: Here we go, Joe!

JOE: I'll go first, okay?

DAN: Umm…who's going first over there.

JOE: Raiden I think.

DAN: Okay, go ahead.

ANNOUNCER: FIGHT!

RAIDEN: Say yo prayas…WIMP!!!  *eats his microphone*

JOE: Oh yea?  Well…take this!  *moons Raiden*

RAIDEN: Ooooh!  ^_^

JOE: SLASH KICK!

RAIDEN: Huh?

JOE: *kicks Raiden in the stomach, which has no effect*  Uh oh…

RAIDEN: Heh heh…Ready?  GO!  *clotheslines Joe*

JOE: Ugh…*gets up*

RAIDEN: THUNDA CRUSH BOMB!  *does his super on Joe*

JOE: …

RAIDEN: RWOAR!  *throws his finger into the air*

JOE: SCREW UPPA!  *launches Raiden into the air*

RAIDEN: AHHHH!!!!  *gets eaten by the E.Honda balloon*

ANNOUNCER: K.O.!!!!

JOE: Ooh, what a way to go.

ANNOUNCER: Live and let die…FIGHT!

ZANGIEF: Heh heh heh…

JOE: Hurricane Uppa!  *throws projectiles at Zangief*

ZANGIEF: *rolls through*

JOE: Uh oh…

ZANGIEF: *grabs Joe*  FINAL!  *slams Joe*  ATOMIC!  *slams Joe*  BUSTA!  *finishes Joe off*

ANNOUNCER: K.O.!!!!

DAN: I guess it's up to me now!

ANNOUNCER: This is gonna be a match to remember…FIGHT!

DAN: Gadouken!  *throws mini-fireball*

ZANGIEF: *clotheslines through it and hits Dan*

DAN: Grrr…take this!  Dankukyaku!  *flies at Zangief*

ZANGIEF: *rolls through and Spinning Piledrives Dan*

DAN: Ugh…*getting dizzy*

ZANGIEF: I'm good, eh comrade?

DAN: Yea…but not good enough!  Prepare yourself…for the most powerful attack ever!

ZANGIEF: ???

DAN: Chouhatsu Densetsu!  *starts rolling around Zangief, doing the Chouhatsu Densetsu*

ZANGIEF: (o_o)  ARGGH!  *falls over*

ANNOUNCER: K.O.!!!!

DAN: Wow, I really beat him?

RYU: *watching the television*  He really beat him?

GO: *somewhere far away*  He really beat him?

ANNOUNCER: That ends day 1 for the Capcom vs SNK 2 tournament folks!  Go home, relax, and we'll see you here again tomorrow!  Have a nice day!  See ya later!  By—*gets hit in the head with a mallet*

ROBERT: Heh heh…

bWhat a chapter!  We had three different bouts!  Kyo and Benimaru beat Eagle, Guile, and Cammy in the first match.  Ryu and Ken defeated Hibiki, Haohmaru, and Nakoruru in the second match.  And Joe and Dan toppled Raiden and Zangief in the third match.  What's to happen now?  Stay tuned for chapter 12!/b