CHAPTER 12: KARAOKE NIGHT
bIn Chapter 11, we saw the first day of fighting come to a close. But not without a few good matches, like Kyo and Benimaru vs Eagle, Guile, and Cammy. Also, Ryu and Ken fought Hibiki, Haohmaru, and Nakoruru, and Dan and Joe fought Zangief and Raiden. Now, we join our fighters relaxing in a bar downtown in Miami, and it happens to be karaoke night. Hmmm…
Scene shifts to the inside of the bar, where Eagle and Benimaru are seen sitting at a table/b
BENIMARU: Really?
EAGLE: Yup.
BENIMARU: Same here…jeez, people ALWAYS think I'm batting for the other team…know what I'm saying?
EAGLE: Of course…just because I say I like strong men doesn't mean I swing that way!
BENIMARU: You know…you are SO like me! Except for that you're not as handsome…and not as young…and you're a little weird too…
EAGLE: Uh, yea. *drinks a beer*
KYO: *sits down* What the hell was that back there, Benimaru? I thought we were partners!
BENIMARU: Hey, you won didn't you?
KYO: Well, yea…but thanks to you, I have a date with a ghost tonight!
BENIMARU: Really? Sounds pretty sweet.
KYO: '-_- Yea, well, I better drink up. The drunker I am, the easier it'll be.
EAGLE: *looks at the other end of the bar* Hmmm…hey, you guys wanna hear some karaoke?
BENIMARU: Uh sure thing.
EAGLE: *goes up to the front of the bar* Ahem…will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
EMINEM: *stands up*
EAGLE: *shoots him in the head*
EMINEM: *dies*
DRE: Thanks man, I've been wanting to do that for a LONG time. *leaves with Snoop Dogg*
EAGLE: *sits back down*
BENIMARU: (o_o) Umm…why did you do that?
EAGLE: That bastard did nothing but insult homosexuals…it wasn't right if you ask me…
BENIMARU: O…kay…
IGuile, Cammy, and Chun Li are seen sitting at a table/I
GUILE: *holding his head*
CAMMY: That punk! He nailed me while my back was turned!
CHUN LI: But I thought that was how you liked it, Cammy?
CAMMY: (o_o) NOO! Not THAT kind of nailing!
CHUN LI: Oh…
CAMMY: …
CHUN LI: …
GUILE: …
CAMMY: HEY! How about one of us sing some karaoke?
CHUN LI: Sorry, but I'm not up for it.
CAMMY: Well, I like to watch, but I can't sing…how about you Guile?
GUILE: *looks up* Huh?
CAMMY: Why don't you sing some karaoke?
GUILE: I don't want to.
CAMMY: Come on, it'll be fun!
GUILE: Well…alright, if you insist. I gotta warn you though…I don't really sing…I rap really.
CAMMY: You rap?
GUILE: Yup…I grew up in the 'hood and I'm down with all kinds of rap.
CHUN LI: Go for it then, Will.
GUILE: *goes up to the microphone* Ladies and gentleman, I'd like to sing you a song about the town we're in right now…Miami…*Will Smith's "Miami" starts*
CROWD: *watching Guile*
GUILE: Here I am in the place where I come let go! In Miami, the place where the sun set low! Every day like a Mardi Gras, everybody party all day, no work, all play, okay? *walking over to the bar* So we sip a little something, lay to rest the spill. *takes a quick drink* Me 'n Charlie at the bar running up a high bill.
CHARLIE: *salutes Guile*
GUILE: Nothin' less than ill when we dressed to kill, every time the ladies pass they be like—
CHUN LI and CAMMY: Hi Will!
GUILE: Can y'all feel me?
CROWD: Yea!
GUILE: All ages and races, real sweet faces, every different nation. Spanish—
ROSA: *poses*
GUILE: Haitian, Indian—
SALLY: *poses*
GUILE: Jamaican. Black—
ELENA: *poses*
GUILE: White—
KARIN: *poses*
GUILE: Cuban and Asian!
SAKURA: *poses*
GUILE: I only came for two days of playin'—
GIRLS: Awwww.
GUILE: But every time I come I always wind up staying!
GIRLS: Yey!
GUILE: This the type of town I can spend a few days in, Miami the city that keeps the groove blazin'!
CHARLIE and SAGAT: Party in the city where the heat is on, all night on the beach 'till the break of dawn!
CHUN LI: Welcome to Miami!
CAMMY: Bienvenidos a Miami!
CHARLIE and SAGAT: Bouncing in the club where the heat is on, all night on the beach 'till the break of dawn!
GUILE: I'm going to Miami!
CHUN LI: Welcome to Miami!
GIRLS: *screaming and rushing to the stage to fondle Guile*
GUILE: ^_^
GUYS IN CROWD: Grrrr!!!
GUILE: (o_o)
RYO: Look, he's stealing our women guys!
ROBERT: Yea, I think we need to teach him a lesson.
KYO: YUKI! I thought you were dead?!
YUKI: Nope, I just didn't want to be around a sissy like you anymore. Guile, on the other hand, he's MY kind of man! *snuggles Guile*
GUILE: ^_^
KYO: …ROARRRR!!!! *goes Orochi*
IORI: *in a corner of the bar* Hmm, guess it IS possible. *drinks a beer*
KYO: Kill…Kill…KILL! *rushes after Guile*
GUILE: AHHH!! *runs to the door of the bar* You'll never take me alive!
KYO: ROARRR!!! *charging Guile*
GUILE: EEP! *gets grabbed by the ear*
KYO: Huh?
GUYS: Huh?
GIRLS: Huh?
WIFE: Damnit William, are you trying to cheat on me again? No, not THIS time! You're coming home with me RIGHT now! *drags Guile out of there by his ear*
GUILE: NOOOOO!!!!
GIRLS: (o_o)
GUYS: Hahahahaha! *laughing at Guile*
IScene shifts to Terry, Andy, Rock, Dan, and Joe all sitting at a table/I
TERRY: *yawns* Well, looks like I won my first match.
JOE: And we won our first match as well.
DAN: Yup.
ROCK: (In JapaneseAnd I'm gonna win my first match)
TERRY: How about you, Andy? Did you win YOUR first match? *snicker*
DAN and JOE: *snicker*
ANDY: Very funny, guys. If I didn't have this stab wound, I'd pound all of you.
TERRY: Heh heh…
DAN: Hey, who's up for a game of pool?
JOE: Me!
TERRY: Count me in!
ROCK: (In JapaneseI guess so…)
ANDY: Nah, I'll sit this one out.
TERRY: Okay bro, will be back in a little while. *gets up and leaves*
DAN, JOE, and ROCK: *leaves*
ANDY: *sighs* …
MAI: *sits down next to Andy* Awww Andy…what's the matter?
ANDY: I'm just depressed, that's all…I wish I could fight this year.
MAI: I know dear…hey, how about a nice drink?
ANDY: Sure, but make it a Bud Light or something like that.
MAI: Okay. Hey King, a Bud Light please!
IRyu, Ken, Iori, Ryo, Robert, and Yamazaki are all at the bar, drinking a beer/I
RYU: How you doin'?
KEN: How you doin'?
IORI: How you doin'?
RYO: How you doin'?
ROBERT: How you doin'?
YAMAZAKI: How you doin'?
SAGAT: *walking by* How you doin'?
RYU: How you doin'?
KYO: *leaving the bar* How you doin'?
YAMAZAKI: …guys, this is REALLY getting' lame.
RYU: True…true…
DAN: *from the pool table* WAZZZZAAAAAAP!!!!!
RYU: Oy…
IScene shifts back to Andy and Mai/I
ANDY: *on his tenth beer* Ya know, you weally pweety Mai! Anybodys say that you before?
MAI: *smiling* Oh sure, but I've never heard that from you before.
ANDY: Oh. *guzzles beer down*
MAI: Here, have another one. *gives Andy another beer*
ANDY: Why tank…you…Mai-yai-yai—*passes out at the table*
MAI: Heh heh…
IKyo is seen sitting in a hotel room/I
KYO: Umm…miss Ko?
HSIEN KO: *from the bathroom* Please, call me "Hsien Ko."
KYO: Okay…Hsien Ko…umm, what exactly are we going to do?
HSIEN KO: We're just going to play a few fun games…heh heh…
KYO: *swallows hard*
bLooks like our fighters are having a fun time tonight! We saw Eagle kill Eminem, Guile sing Miami, and Mai making Andy drunk! I have a feeling that something big's gonna happen tonight, though…what could it be? You'll just have to stay tuned to part 13 of our story. See you then./b
