CHAPTER 9- BY AUDRA

Ares had his head poked out to watch the action. Posh Spice snuck out the back door of the Halls of War. The carcass of the M&M Monster lay rotting in the sun, covered in sparkly rainbow colored singing maggots as the raspberry scent wafted across the forest. Ares was finally feeling bold enough to join in the fun, but then a pie hit him square in the face, sending him scurrying back inside. After several long minutes of fierce fighting, and Skittles pouring out of the sky, the only ones remaining were four of the best warriors ever to cross the earth... and also Matty, Jeffy, Skittles and Starburst. Gabrielle looked at Xena who looked at Eve who looked at Callisto. Then Eli showed up flailing his arms, urging everyone not to fight. Much to the approval of the others, Eve punched his lights out. They all ran into the Halls of War frantically screaming for Aresian, insisting that he come out and play. Then Caligula showed up and suggested they just share him. He was ripped apart by the woman warriors on the spot. When they finally reached the inner recesses of the temple, they found Ares covered in cookie dough, and about to be eaten by a female dragon…