Chapter 7
"I hate this place. It really sucks. I want to go back to Sunnydale." Xander sang to himself as Anya and him wandered around Fairy land. It was daylight there and Xander guessed that the times were not parallel. "It's so unfair that we couldn't go back the way we came."
"Now let's go over this again." Anya shushed him.
"Again?"
"Yes. Now if you see a fairy what will you say?"
"To this fairy here today, you can't touch me just go away." Xander said in a bored. "Now that will really make him go away?" Anya nodded.
"Next one."
"Not elves nor leprechauns can touch this human here, you can't come closer, you can't come near." Xander finished the little rhyme and thought for a moment. "What about big things? Like dragons and those centaurs."
"Well you'll just have to kill them or be killed." Anya shrugged.
"Gee this looks promising. I'm not gonna survive." Xander said pessimistically. "I think my pathetic existence is going to end soon."
"Would you shut up Xander. You talk to much entirely for a straight boy. You also are way to dramatic."
"Did you just question my sexuality because of my verbose mouth?" Xander growled.
"Not at all. You are very manly." Anya rolled her eyes. "We should be more observant. Anything could sneak up on us." She looked around.
"Oh! A girly!" from trees came a small thing half covered in fur. It ran straight at Anya.
"Ew! Go away." She batted at it. It humped her leg.
"I guess we didn't prepare for satyrs." Xander snickered.
"Damn you furry, horny thing, go away, take lift take wing." Anya dismissed the satyr. When she finished her rhyme it immediately headed away. "Don't even say it Xander." Anya frowned.
"What?" Xander held back his laughter.
"You better be glad I taught you that rhyme to keep nymphs away. Some of those nymphs will eat you and you won't know it because you will be so physically attracted to her you won't know any better." Anya threatened.
"Oh I'm so scared." Xander laughed. Suddenly from nowhere he began to change colors.
"Great. You angered some fairy creature of some sort." Anya shook her head. Xander kept going through colors. He began to grow.
"Save me." he yelled. Finally his color settled on gray.
"Well, I didn't know they knew what elephants are."
"We do now!" Giggled an elf. Anya turned around to face it. "Thanks to our fairy prince's genius and you 2 dumb humans." It cackled.
"Haha funny. Turn him back please." Anya crossed her arms.
"Nope." The elf shook his head.
"Fine. You've forced me to do this." Anya snatched up a piece of grass and grabbed the elf's arm. "Look here you creature, gray is not an innocent's feature, in response to your games, may you be forced to play elephant's games." Anya touched the grass to the elf using it as wand. "Taste of your own medicine. "Soon there was 2 elephants wandering around.
"I really don't like it here." Xander the elephant commented. It came out like half words and half trumpeting.
"I hear ya." Anya looked around for moment. "Kneel down so I can ride you."
"Ride me? Oh all right." Xander leaned down and Anya climbed on his back. They continued down the road in search of a way to get home.
"I hate this place. It really sucks. I want to go back to Sunnydale." Xander sang to himself as Anya and him wandered around Fairy land. It was daylight there and Xander guessed that the times were not parallel. "It's so unfair that we couldn't go back the way we came."
"Now let's go over this again." Anya shushed him.
"Again?"
"Yes. Now if you see a fairy what will you say?"
"To this fairy here today, you can't touch me just go away." Xander said in a bored. "Now that will really make him go away?" Anya nodded.
"Next one."
"Not elves nor leprechauns can touch this human here, you can't come closer, you can't come near." Xander finished the little rhyme and thought for a moment. "What about big things? Like dragons and those centaurs."
"Well you'll just have to kill them or be killed." Anya shrugged.
"Gee this looks promising. I'm not gonna survive." Xander said pessimistically. "I think my pathetic existence is going to end soon."
"Would you shut up Xander. You talk to much entirely for a straight boy. You also are way to dramatic."
"Did you just question my sexuality because of my verbose mouth?" Xander growled.
"Not at all. You are very manly." Anya rolled her eyes. "We should be more observant. Anything could sneak up on us." She looked around.
"Oh! A girly!" from trees came a small thing half covered in fur. It ran straight at Anya.
"Ew! Go away." She batted at it. It humped her leg.
"I guess we didn't prepare for satyrs." Xander snickered.
"Damn you furry, horny thing, go away, take lift take wing." Anya dismissed the satyr. When she finished her rhyme it immediately headed away. "Don't even say it Xander." Anya frowned.
"What?" Xander held back his laughter.
"You better be glad I taught you that rhyme to keep nymphs away. Some of those nymphs will eat you and you won't know it because you will be so physically attracted to her you won't know any better." Anya threatened.
"Oh I'm so scared." Xander laughed. Suddenly from nowhere he began to change colors.
"Great. You angered some fairy creature of some sort." Anya shook her head. Xander kept going through colors. He began to grow.
"Save me." he yelled. Finally his color settled on gray.
"Well, I didn't know they knew what elephants are."
"We do now!" Giggled an elf. Anya turned around to face it. "Thanks to our fairy prince's genius and you 2 dumb humans." It cackled.
"Haha funny. Turn him back please." Anya crossed her arms.
"Nope." The elf shook his head.
"Fine. You've forced me to do this." Anya snatched up a piece of grass and grabbed the elf's arm. "Look here you creature, gray is not an innocent's feature, in response to your games, may you be forced to play elephant's games." Anya touched the grass to the elf using it as wand. "Taste of your own medicine. "Soon there was 2 elephants wandering around.
"I really don't like it here." Xander the elephant commented. It came out like half words and half trumpeting.
"I hear ya." Anya looked around for moment. "Kneel down so I can ride you."
"Ride me? Oh all right." Xander leaned down and Anya climbed on his back. They continued down the road in search of a way to get home.
