Hole In My Bucket
By Grand Master Shoma
By Judge Neusy
We'll be blunt: We do not own these characters, but we own this fanfic. Don't steal it.
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Shadow: There's a hole in my bucket, dear Sonic, dear Sonic, dear Sonic.
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Sonic a hole!
Sonic: Then fix it, dear jackass, dear jackass, dear jackass.
Then fix it, dear jackass, dear jackass, fix it!
Shadow: With what shall I fix it, dear moron, dear moron, dear moron.
With what shall I fix it, dear moron, with what?
Sonic: With some straw, dear butt munch, dear butt munch, dear butt munch.
With some straw, dear butt munch, dear butt munch, some straw!
Shadow: The straw is too long, dear dumbshit, dear dumbshit, dear dumbshit.
The straw is too long, dear dumbshit too long.
Sonic: Then cut it, you dip wad, you dip wad, you dip wad.
Then cut it, you dip wad, you dip wad, cut it!
Shadow: With what shall I cut it, dear Neanderthal, dear Neanderthal, dear Neanderthal.
With what shall I cut it, dear Neanderthal, with what?
Sonic: With a saber, you dimwit, you dimwit, you dimwit.
With a saber, you dimwit, dear dimwit, saber!
Shadow: This saber's too dull, you ninny, you ninny, you ninny.
This saber's too dull, you ninny, too dull!
Sonic: Then sharpen it, you geek, you geek, you geek.
Then sharpen it, you geek, you geek, sharpen it!
Shadow: With what shall I sharpen it, you hardass, you hardass, you hardass.
With what shall I sharpen it, you hardass, with what?
Sonic: With a blade sharpener, you dolt, you dolt, you dolt.
With a blade sharpener, you dolt, you dolt, sharpener!
Shadow: It's too dry, you rapscallion, you rapscallion, you rapscallion.
It's too dry, you rapscallion, too dry!
Sonic: Then wet it, you ruffian, you ruffian, you ruffian.
Then wet it, you ruffian, you ruffian, wet it!
Shadow: With what shall I wet it, dear Sonic, dear Sonic, dear Sonic.
With what shall I wet it, dear Sonic, with what?
Sonic: Oh, I don't know, dear Shadow, dear Shadow, dear Shadow.
Let me think, dear Shadow, dear Shadow, how about H20!
Shadow: It's inside the well, dear Sonic, dear Sonic, dear Sonic.
It's inside the well, dear Sonic, inside!
Sonic: Use your bucket, dear Shadow, dear Shadow, dear Shadow.
Use your bucket, dear Shadow, dear Shadow, bucket!
Shadow: THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET! YOU JACKASS! YOU TYRANT! YOU NINNY!
THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET! YOU MANWHORE A HOLE!
Sonic: Wow. That didn't fit at all!
The end!!
