SilverRogue: This is a songfic for the song "It Never Would Have Worked Out Anyway." It's written from Pietro's POV. If you review at least one of my fics, I'll review at least one of your fics (providing that they're X-men: Evolution related) Okay! On with the fic!



Lance lighten up! Where's your sense of humor?

They're just tiny little rumors

That we started 'cause we're lookin' out for you

Oh settle down, there's nothing you can't tell us

And I'm sure those other fellas

Never once believed the lies we told were true

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Like the time Fred told Kitty that you weren't always a guy

And when Tabby told her that you learn ballet at the Y.

Even if we are responsible for scaring her away

You really ought to thank us, we were doin' you a favor

'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway.

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Oh can't you see, the reason that we're doin'

All the crazy things we're doin'.

Is because we really hate that evil girl.

And I'll admit we go a little farther

Than we know we probably oughta.

But it's all because we need you in our world.

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Like the time Todd told Scott Summers that you spent a year in jail

And Evan Daniels that you always like to hang out at cheap motels.

Even if we're responsible for scaring Kitty away

You really ought to thank us, we were doin' you a favor

'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway.

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I can't stand the thought of you being X-Geek filth

I know we've gone overboard but we can't help ourselves

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Like the time I told old Rogue-girl you liked to beat up little kids

And you stalked half the dancers at the strip joint on the ridge

Even if I'm responsible for scaring Kitty away

You really ought to thank me, I was doin' you a favor

'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway

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It's all because we don't trust her and you can't stop thinkin' of her.

And it's never gonna work out anyway

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