Omake 2b, baby!

Heero Yuy, Seventh Grade Teacher? Omake 2b
Spring Break - Part 2!
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, Dragonball Z, or Sailormoon, but I like to pretend that I bought the rights to Heero Yuy from Sunrise. :P
Note #1: This Omake will be broken into 'parts', since I really don't feel like having to upload a 100+k file!
Note #2: Yeah, I decided to continue working on Seventh Grade Teacher, and at least finish it before I go into psudo-retirement. All the glomping, ranting, angry mobs, threats of murder, and animal sacrifices helped me decide that the Seventh Grade Teacher? story must be completed! An additional note about this omake: It helps to have read Omake 2a, or else you won't have *any* idea what's going in this story... X.x (See? It's all connected! X.x)
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Trunks and Goten sat in the bushes where they had been watching and taping Heero from. The two demi-Saiyajin boys had decided to continue stalking their history teacher, since they honestly thought he would kill Peacecraft Academy's beloved principal, and the former Queen of the World, Relena Peacecraft.

"Trunks-kun," Goten managed to squeak out ten minutes later. Trunks gave the other half-alien boy his version of the Vegeta Glare. (Not to be confused with the Heero Yuy Death Glare. Those are two completely different things... X.x) "Where do you think Mr. Yuy will take Miss Peacecraft on their date tonight?"

"No clue," replied the Purple Haired Wonder as he took the camcorder out of Goten's hands. He rewound, then replayed what Goten recorded. Trunks laughed his rear off when the videodisc (Hey, it's A.C. 198, I *hope* they still aren't using VHS tapes... X.x) played the part where Heero whipped out that famous gun of his and slightly hesitated when asking Relena "the question." He tried to think of places the Perfect Soldier could possibly take Miss Peacecraft, but kept drawing a blank. He then got a bright idea, and turned to Goten, who was trying to get a tape player working.

"Goten, let's head back to Mr. Yuy's apartment," he said, and Goten nodded in response. They gathered all of their 'equipment' in record time, and went back to the apartment building to discover what was going on with their oh-so-wonderful teacher.

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Fifteen minutes later, we see two boys levitating near one of the windows of the apartment Heero shared with Duo and Trowa. Goten had the camcorder loaded with another videodisc, ready to record the next part of Trunks' documentary. He handed Trunks a microphone, and pressed the "record" button. Trunks faced the camera and smiled.

"Welcome back, viewers!" Trunks said in a slightly louder than a whisper voice. "Now, we showed you in part one the Heero Yuy creature's morning activities, where he goes to gather his food, and his rather...peculiar way of trying to attract a mate. Now, let's find out how the 'Perfect Soldier' acts just before a date." Both Trunks and Goten turned towards the window and look in.

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Inside the apartment, Heero had Duo and Trowa sit on the couch, with their feet tied together and handcuffed to each other. Heero could be seen frantically running around the apartment, not having any idea what to do.

"Ahh! What do I do? Help!" Heero screamed as he ran to Trowa, grabbed him by his shirt collar, and shook him. "What should I wear? Where should I take Relena? AHH!" When Heero finally stopped shaking him, Trowa's eyes were spirals and he was *extremely* dizzy. Heero screamed some more, and ran back towards his room. Duo sighed.

"Oi, Heero, you wanna know what would help?" Duo said. Heero stopped in his tracks, became silent, and turned around.

"What, Duo?" Heero said in a rather curious voice.

"You should try putting on some boxers," Duo suggested to the pilot of Wing Zero. Heero looked down, saw that he had nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist on, and blushed.

"Hrm...thanks for the suggestion, Duo," Heero said, and headed back to his room. When he came out of the room, he started running around like a chicken with it's head cut off once more, only this time dressed in boxers. Trowa finally recovered from his dizzy spell and watched Heero once more.

"Hey Heero, nice Sailormoon boxers," Trowa said, with a slight smirk on his face. Heero stopped running, looked down, and blushed once again. There were little crescent moons and Sailormoon faces all over the underwear.

"Shut up!!" Heero snapped back. "What about you and your glow-in-the-dark Pokémon ones?" Trowa stopped laughing, and sweatdropped. 'Gotcha!' Heero thought, with a satisfied grin on his face. Duo laughed at both pilots.

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Outside, Trunks and Goten were snapping pictures like mad and laughing at all three people in the apartment. They watched as Heero dashed back into his room to find another pair boxers and laughed some more. Unfortunately, Duo and Trowa noticed the flashing lights that seemed to be coming from the window. The pilots of Deathscythe Hell and Heavyarms managed to get over to the window somehow, and opened the window together. The demi-Saiyajin boys didn't notice anything until Duo spoke up.

"Hi Trunks, Goten! Long time no see!" Duo greeted his former students. Trunks and Goten sweatdropped and nearly dropped the camcorder. "Don't worry! We aren't going to tell Heero you're here!"

Trowa looked at the two strange boys who were floating in the air. At first, he thought he was hallucinating, but when Duo started talking to them, he knew it was real. "Duo, HOW are they floating in the air like that?!" the normally silent boy asked. Duo laughed, then looked at the boys. Trunks sighed.

"We're part Saiyajin, and we have a lot of ki," Trunks explained. "With ki, you can fly and do these super cool attacks, like this." He turned around, and looked for something to shoot. He saw a nearby tree, and did his Burning Attack, which ended up turning the tree into toast. Trowa's eyes widened, but people could only see the one eye that wasn't covered by his unibang get bigger. Trunks turned back to Duo and Trowa and smiled.

"Isn't that cool?" he asked. Trowa fainted in response, and Duo sweatdropped and nodded as he slowly backed away from the window.

"Um, boys...What are you doing here?" Duo asked. It was Trunks and Goten's turn to sweatdrop.

"We're making a documentary on Mr. Yuy," Goten explained. "We've been spying on him since yesterday."

"Don't you know you guys can get in trouble for stalking Heero?" Trowa asked the two part Saiyajins after recovering from his fainting spell. Both of looked at each other, looked back at Trowa and shook their heads. The boy formerly known as Nanashi nearly fainted once more, but then heard Heero coming down the hallway. "Uh-oh..." he muttered. Duo grabbed Trunks and Goten, pulled them inside, then threw them into a closet.

"You two be quiet!" Duo whispered right as Heero reappeared in the living room, with a purple polka-dotted yellow tie around his still bare neck. In his right hand, he held a bunch of green tank tops, and in his left hand, he had a bunch of black spandex shorts. He was still wearing the pink Sailormoon boxers.

Duo and Trowa looked at what Heero held in his hands and sweatdropped. "Uh, Heero...what's with all the tank tops and shorts?" Duo asked. Heero gave him the Death Glare and placed the shorts and tank tops on the couch. Trunks and Goten, armed with the still recording camcorder, opened the closet door a little so they could get a better view of Heero and hear his explanation.

"Well, you see, Duo..." Heero began as he picked up one of the tank tops. "This has a mustard stain, and another one had chocolate syrup spilled on it. And these shorts," Heero grabs a pair of the spandex shorts. "have this *really* stubborn grass stain in them. This pair still has mud in it..." Duo sighed, as Trowa continued to sweatdrop and the Saiyajin boys Duo threw in the closet rolled around in there, laughing at their silly teacher.

"Ok, Heero! I get the point!" Duo snapped as Heero was getting into the story of how his 'favorite' green tank top had a rather nasty bloodstain from the time he had to help Une take Mariemaia to the hospital after she was shot. "As for what to wear to your dinner date with Relena, come with me." Trunks and Goten watch as Heero followed Duo down the hallway.

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Ten minutes later, Trowa at the closet, talking to Trunks and Goten. The three of them were busy talking about the Japanese pilot himself, when they heard Heero and Duo coming back. Trowa quickly closed the door, and accidentally slammed the door on poor Trunks' hand. Goten managed to cover his friend's mouth before he started to yelp out in pain.

"Trowa, I present to you...Heero Yuy!" Duo exclaimed. Heero came out of the dark hallway, dressed in a...very nice suit. "Doesn't he look good?" Trunks and Goten, who cracked the closet door open once more, had their jaws on the ground after they saw Heero. Trowa just nodded, and Heero smirked.

"I hope that's a good sign," Heero said, heading towards the coffee table. He picked up a phone book and made a reservation at a really fancy French restaurant. Then, he called the flower shop Lady Une co-owned and ordered a bouquet of red roses. After that, he called Relena and told her he would come and pick her up soon.

"Awww....our Perfect Soldier is going on his first date!" Duo said teasingly. Heero gave Shinigami the infamous Death Glare and grunted. "Well, it's true!" Duo was about to say more, but was cutoff by the gun barrel that was level with his nose. Heero checked his watch, then grabbed his car keys and left. Trunks and Goten came out of the closet, and looked at Duo and Trowa.

"We're gonna follow him," Trunks told Duo. The American laughed, and gave them the address of the restaurant where Heero would be going with Relena. Goten thanked him, gathered the equipment with Trunks, and headed off towards the central part of the Cinq Kingdom.

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"Heero! This is wonderful! How'd you manage to make reservations HERE!?" Relena said as she and Heero entered Le Chambord (Don't ask me what THAT means, I don't speak French!), the fancy restaurant Heero made the reservations for their dinner. In her arms she carried the rather large rose bouquet Heero got her. Heero just shrugged as they followed a waiter to their table. Little did this happy little couple know that they were being followed...

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"Goten! Are you filming it!?" Trunks asked excitedly. The other Saiyajin nodded in response, then was whacked in the back of the head by Trunks. "Don't do that when you're busy operating the camcorder! You'll make it look like there's a earthquake happening!"

"Owwww, Trunks-kun!" Goten whined. "That hurt!"

"It was SUPPOSED to!" Trunks snapped back, then turned his attention back to the couple inside Le Chambord. Heero and Relena were both looking at their menus in silence, and there was a Chinese waiter heading towards their general direction. He seemed to be slightly pissed off.

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"Damn this place! If I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work here!" Wufei growled as he went towards table 37. He was working as a dishwasher, a cook, and a waiter at Le Chambord part time, since the Preventers received yet another salary cut. He stopped in his tracks when he saw who was seated at that particular table. "WHAT!?!? What the HELL is *Yuy* doing with that *weak onna* Relena Peacecraft in *this* restaurant!?!?! INJUSTICE! I will NOT serve them!" He turned around and headed back to the kitchen when he ran right into his boss.

"Wufei! What are you doing!?" snapped his boss, who looked incredibly like Treize. Wufei started to sweatdrop, then crossed his arms over his chest.

"I will not serve those weaklings at table 37," Wufei replied in his 'I'm not in the mood to deal with your crap' voice. His boss narrowed his eyes, and grabbed Wufei's shirt by the collar.

"Listen to me, little man," his boss growled. Wufei grunted, ready to beat the crap out of this person. "You will serve the customers over at table 37, or I'll see to it that you NEVER get a job anywhere in this town again! Do you understand me!?"

"Perfectly," Wufei muttered, and grunted again. He headed back to table 37, and mentally agreed with himself that if Yuy or 'his weak onna' started asking him about his job here at Le Chambord, he would use his concealed knife and slit their throats.

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"Where the hell is that waiter?!" snapped Heero. He was ready to blow off that other idiotic waiter's head for telling him it would only be a minute. It was now five minutes later, and they still hadn't been served. Relena looked at Heero, and placed her hand on one of his.

"Now, now, Heero," Relena said in her 'diplomatic' voice. "Look around. Can't you see how busy this place is at this time of the evening?" Heero grunted in agreement and Relena smiled. At that moment, a familiar looking waiter appeared at their table.

"Welcome to Le Chambord, what do you want?" Wufei asked them in a monotone voice, hoping to whatever gods existed that neither of them would recognize him. Thankfully for him, they were busy looking at the menus.

"Another Preventer salary cut, ne?" Heero asked, still checking out the menu. Wufei's eyes narrowed, and he bit his bottom lip to prevent him from screaming out 'Damn you, Yuy!'.

"Yuy, Stupid onna, give me your damn order," Wufei growled, not wanting to deal with any longer than he absolutely had to. Heero and Relena gave Wufei their order ten seconds later. Wufei growled some more, then disappeared into the kitchen area. He gets their order, and on the way back, he walks past an open container of cayenne pepper.

"Hmm...Heero ordered the biftek," Wufei muttered, then got a mischevious grin on his face. He put the plate with the biftek down, and grabbed the cayenne pepper...

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Trunks and Goten, from their hiding place under a nearby table, laughed their asses off at the scene. They couldn't believe that a former Gundam pilot was working at a restaurant as a waiter. Goten stopped the camcorder, since it was time to load in another blank videodisc. Trunks wondered when and *where* Mr. Yuy was going to kill their principal, then he thought about where he would possibly hide the body. He managed to come up with a few ideas, when Goten punched him in the arm to get his attention. Trunks snapped out of his 'trance' and looked where the other Saiyajin was pointing at. He saw Heero running around, screaming something...

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"Relena! Get me something to drink! This thing is loaded with cayenne pepper!" Heero managed to say before he began panting like a dog sitting outside on a hot day. Wufei stood nearby, with a grin on his face that one would see on either a murderer or a psychopath. Relena managed to find a glass of water and gave it to Heero, who drank it all in one gulp.

"Arigatou, Relena," Heero said, then glared at Wufei. The Chinese ex-pilot was standing there, grinning like an idiot. "Damn you!" Heero pounced Wufei, and started beating the crap outta poor Wufei. Relena stood there, screaming and trying to get Heero to stop, and the other customers were calling the police and 911.

Out of nowhere, Quatre appears and watches the fight. "Guys! Please, stop it! You shouldn't be fighting!!!" he said. Both Heero and Wufei stop hitting each other for a moment.

"SHUT UP, QUATRE!" they both snap, then continue to beat the hell out of each other. Quatre sighed, then looked at Relena.

"At least you tried, Quatre," Relena said, trying to cheer up the sensitive Arabian. Quatre nodded in agreement. In the end, Wufei is taken to the hospital, while Heero was kicked out of the restaurant and received only a black eye. Heero growled, vowed to get his revenge on Wufei, and decided to take Relena home.

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From their hiding spot, the boys managed to tape the entire thing while laughing at the two fools fighting like kids. They were surprised that their history teacher did so well in a fight without using any weapons, considering the fact he was a full blooded human. Their opinion about the Chinese pilot dropped drastically after that little...spat.

"Let's follow them, since I think Mr. Yuy's going to kill her now," Trunks whispered. Goten agreed, and both boys ran out of the restaurant and continued stalking Heero and Relena.

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Trunks and Goten followed Heero and Relena to the Cinq Kingdom palace. They managed to find a good spot to spy, I mean observe, the couple from in a tree close to the gates of the palace. Trunks told Goten to zoom the camcorder as much as he possibly could into the area where Heero and Relena seemed to have their conversation.

"Now, viewers, observe the Heero Yuy creature as he continues flirting with the female," Trunks whispered into the microphone as he intently watched the couple below, and used his handy Saiyajin hearing to eavesdrop onto their conversation.

"Um...thank you for the wonderful evening, Heero," Relena said, turning to Heero, who was leaning against the gate silently. She had a small smile on her face that disappeared when she saw him like that. "Heero? Are you mad at me?"

"No," replied Heero. Relena was a little surprised, seeing how when Heero was in that kind of a mood, he wouldn't tell anyone a damn thing. "I failed my mission..."

"What mission?" Relena asked, then it dawned on her. "Heero, you didn't fail your mission. I had a lot of fun, really!" Heero gave Relena a somewhat less...menacing version of the Infamous Death Glare.

"Really?" Heero asked, and saw Relena nod. "Good. Mission complete."

"Almost..." Relena whispered, then gave her perfect soldier a kiss. Trunks and Goten, who were watching them *very* closely, fell out of the tree and managed to levitate just before they went 'splat' onto the ground. Goten sighed as Trunks growled.

"Shimatta! I thought he was going to kill her!" Trunks muttered as he watched Heero end the kiss and walk off. Goten turned off the camcorder, and looked at his friend.

"Does this mean Mr. Yuy's not going to kill Miss Peacecraft!?" Goten asked, slightly disappointed because he wasn't going to see a murder tonight.

"No! I think Mr. Yuy mentioned something about taking Relena to the beach tomorrow, so he'll probably do it then!" Trunks said. Goten sighed, and thought Trunks was a little *too* obsessed with the idea of Mr. Yuy killing someone...

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Ahhhh! Another evil cliffhanger! ^^; This part kinda stunk too, especially the dinner and after-dinner scenes. (Sorry, romance just isn't my thing, what can I say? ^^;) Let me know what you think about this part of the spring break omake in your review, please! ^_^