Summary: Little bunny foo foo plays tricks.

Disclaimer: The WB owns the Charmed characters and the brilliant Helen Fielding owns the Bridget Jones's Diary idea. (unfortunately...I wish I thought of something this brilliant.)

April

1 April 2001

weight - slimming gradually, no thanks to Ben and Jerry's; cigarettes - none. Do not know why have cigarettes as category here, because number is and always will be big fat zero. Will eliminate ciggies category from now on; alcohol - have started back at P3, so lots! Kidding, kidding. Cannot have alcool while on the job, would be setting bad example for customers. Actually, would be good example, because would entice them to buy booze, but would not like to be acting like boozehound.; April Fools jokes played on Leo - hehe, murderous number. Actually not v. fair at all, but v. v. funny; Times dressed Melinda up in bunny costume - about once an hour. every day. Hehe.

12.01pm -- April Fools officially over. Boo hoo. Had so much fun playing mischievous little tricks on poor Leo. First shoved Kleenex into shoes so he couldn't put them on. Hehe. Then, sprinkled his scrambled eggs with small plastic spiders. Hehe, he jumped out of his seat. Is the one thing Leo is terrified of: spiders. Considered telling him was pregnant again, but then to tell him no would be v. cruel. Cannot get his hopes up and then dash them. In the morning, removed all towels and robes etc from bathroom and left only my frilly robe (pink and satiny) for him to wear out of shower. Tee hee. Made sure to get funny moment on film. Had Melinda sitting with me on bed when Leo came out and even Melinda was giggling! Is quite mean to have daughter laughing at own father at such a young age, but. meh. Amusing for me! Got Prue to do mean astral trick. Was at P3 doing work (Phoebe had taken Melinda out for the day) and called Prue, who was at home. Told Prue to astral to P3 and call for Leo, while I hid. When Leo began to orb in, told Prue to astral back home. Was so damn funny when we did it, because could see Leo's confusion and frustration. When he orbed out again, rang up Prue and told her to do it one more time because was so v. amusing. Heheh was in fits of laughter again. Poor Leo. Is always the brunt of my jokes. Promised him that next year would not be mean to him. Haha, had fingers crossed when promised him!! Am just realizing that am a lot like a small child. Next thing out of my mouth will be 'I am rubber you are glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.'

4 April 2001

3.40pm -- That's it! Have decided that Melinda will be much better off in daycare. Well, actually, I will be much better off with Melinda in daycare. Must be careful of wording. Lurve Melinda to bits, but cannot handle having Melinda at P3, and Phoebe and Prue cannot take care of Melinda every day. Wish Leo could take care of her more often, but he only has Saturday and Tuesday off as designated family days. For other days of the week need Melinda in daycare. Or perhaps just two other days. Monday and Thursday. Yes. Can negotiate between Pheebs, Prue and self to watch darling child. Yes yes. Now must find daycare lady who is a witch. Oh this will be fun.

12 April 2001

5.30pm -- Screw daycare. Finally found one, and had taken Melinda there a few times. Every time on the way home, Melinda sat in car seat and stared out the window.refused to even look at me. Could tell she hated daycare, was so mad at me for taking her there! Felt really bad. Boo hoo, my own baby resents me! So anywho, went into daycare today and found Melinda in a small pen in a room by herself, separate from all other babies! Who the hell does that to my child?! Gave daycare lady a piece of my mind. Wanted to blow her up, but didn't. Instead, poured baby food on her head. Hehe, was apricot too. Yuck. Told her she was a bitch and that Melinda was the loveliest girl ever and she didn't deserve to be treated that way. Desperately wanted to add that daycare lady should sue the plastic surgeon who gave her those fake boobs because they were lopsided, but bit my tongue. Should not influence babies with naughty and crass remarks. But, should encourage babies to be honest. Oh well.



17 April 2001

2.30pm -- Was such a happy Easter morning. Melinda's still too young to understand Easter bunny concept, but nevertheless, dressed her up in small bunny costume with little ears and carried her around the Manor looking for chocolate. Leo carried her, I carried her basket, Phoebe ran behind us with the video camera and Prue ran behind us with the digital camera. Was quite amusing, especially considering Leo and I were the ones finding the eggs that we had hidden, and would act all surprised when we found them, but still. Will be v. funny tape to watch in later years. Melinda will think she has crazy mummy and crazy daddy. Will probably resent us for making her wear bunny costume, but is so damn cute!!!

4.50pm -- Gave Melinda one of the painted hardboiled eggs to hold for a picture, but crazy little baby dropped the egg. Isn't the point of them being hardboiled so they don't crack? Well this one did, and oozed all over the floor. Perhaps wasn't hardboiled at all. Oh, right. My fault. Got lazy and didn't bother to hardboil the eggs. Oops. Didn't actually think Melinda would drop the ruddy thing! So got down on floor to clean up egg and felt crack and goo on own head. Melinda dropped another egg, this time on my head. Looked up to see Leo and Melinda grinning from ear to ear. Was obviously Leo's revenge from string of April Fools jokes. Now that I think about it, probably wasn't Melinda dropping the eggs, was probably Leo pretending to be Melinda. How low. Would have pelted Leo with eggs, but Leo was holding darling baby Melinda, so couldn't. Is not fair to use Melinda as shield. Grr, will get Leo for this. Don't know how, though, because used all funny tricks for April Fools. Must ask Phoebe. She knows naughty tricks. Do not mean in that sense. Get your mind out of the gutter.

20 April 2001

10.30pm -- Just wanted to say that am v. v. tired right now, so no entries tonight.

30 April 2001

9.15pm -- Told Leo that Melinda had v. important doctor's appointment for 31st April and that would kick his ass if he didn't come. Haha. Little does Leo know, 31st April DOES NOT EXIST!!! Hehe. Is such a lame trick, I know, but is something. Whatever. Hopefully will start small fight between Leo and me, because then can admit that was wrong and get Leo to shag me. Is the best way to get shags from Leo, in form of making-up shags. Hehe, am so evil. Actually, not evil in demon sort of way, evil in plotting against Leo in teasing wife sort of way. Ah, make no sense at all. Am going to bed now.hopefully can come up with another thing to fight with Leo about.more shags for me!!!!!!