Gundam TV


Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own them, or anything of importance, except your life *points at quatre* yeah, i'm talking to you! if you try to sue me, you'll get... *counts* 9 fingers of money!

Authors Notes: Me and my muse, Lazarus, talking about useless things. I bet noone actually reads those things, i know i don't usually. Other notes? Um... have fun! Joy of Pepsi. Peace. Glory to the colonies! *does glory to the colonies sign* (which is the number 7 in sign language, if you don't know what that is,. ask me.)

Katcha: So... we meet again Mr. Bond.
Lazarus: I prefer the name Lazarus, but Bond'll work.
Katcha: You idiot! You just ruined the moment!
Lazarus: I do that sometimes, like right when you're gonna kiss your boyfriend and you know this'll be the night and then i pop up and start giving you lectures and you can't stop thinking about--
Kactha: Shut up! Let these poor innocent civilians read their fanfic.
Lazarus: Not that's it's worth much.
Katcha: I heard that!

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Gundam TV
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After many whines and complaints and poor souls ripped apart from one another, the 6 finally arrived at Pippas house.Chantal jumped out of the car.
"Don't move! If you do I'll seriously make sure you won't be having any little gundam pilots of your own. Got it?"
"Yes, ma'am!" Duo chimed.
"I meant it, smart mouth." Chantal ran to the front door and rang the door bell. In no time Pippa stumbled to the door, with half a cookie in her mouth.
"Took ya long enough!"
"Sorry!"
"Come on in."
"Um... I have some passengers in the car at the moment." Chantal motioned towards the car. Pippa squinted in the light.
"Look vaguely familiar... football players?" Pippa laughed.
"Oh, very funny."
"Can we come in now? I'm hungry!" Duo yelled. Pippa stared.
"I'm thirsty!" Quatre shouted.
"Tired!" Trowa said.
"Bored!" Wufei commented.
"I need to know my next mission!" Heero stated.
"Um... they are... OMHG!" Pippa exclaimed. She realized who it was finally. "It's.. it's... it's..."
"Boys, come on in!" Chantal said. With that order, they all jumped out and ran inside. Luckily, no parents were home. "Where's your folks?"
"Out for the night. Lucky... " Pippa stared at the boys as they looked around. Duo had started to raid the fridge, and Quatre was chugging glasses of water down. Trowa had stationed himself on the couch, while Wufei was playing with the remote for the television. As he had said, Heero was looking for where his mission would be. Now he was looking at the toaster.
"They kinda just appeared... it's weird... scary... extremely frightening." Chantal said as she watched them.
"It's like they don't know what any of these things are... frightening..." Pippa mumbled, watching Trowa wonderingly. She edged towards him, extending her hand to touch his hair, happy that Trowa's eyes were closed.
"Pippa... I wouldn't do that if I were you..." Chantal warned. Still, her hand extended towards Trowa's head, his bangs to be exact. "Pippa... really..."
"It's ok, he's asleep..." Her hand was right about to touch his hair when...

!!!BAM!!!

Trowas hand grabbed her wrist as he glared at her with silently scary eyes.
"Ow ow ow ow ow ow! Let me go, you killer carnie!!" Pippa exclaimed. Soon she had 4 guns pointed at her head. Chantal sighed.
"I told you. No guns in the house, boys."
"Killer carnie?" Trowa repeated.
"N-no... I didn't mean it... Ow! Let me go!" Trowa tightened his grip on her wrist. Still 4 guns pointed at her head.
"No guns in the house!" ordered Chantal. Noone listened.
"Could you call off your buddies sometime soon? I'd really hate to get hurt." Pippa asked with a smile.
SECONDS LATER
"How ironic, being kept prisoner in your own house." Pippa stated.
"Yeah, ironic. They couldn't have tied these ropes tighter, huh?" Chantal struggled.
Seeing the two girls as a threat, all five gundam pilots tied them to chairs and left them locked in a room. They must've not felt like gagging them, but it would've helped.
"You had to call him a killer carnie, didn't you?"
"Hey! He deserved it! Noone defeats the all-mighty Pippa!"
"If I could, I'd hurt you."
"Don't you wish you could?" Pippa teased, with a sly smile. Chantal struggled more.
"Where the hell did you get the name killer carnie anyways?"
"Oh, some interview with Scott McNeil, the guy who does Duos voice, in a magazine. It's quite interesting. I'll show it to you sometime."
"Sometime... COME ON GUYS! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!" Chantal screamed.
OUTSIDE THE ROOM
"They said something about Duo in there." Quatre reported. He pressed his ear to the door. Everyone heard Chantal scream. "And something about some Scott McNeil. They say he does Duos voice... whatever that means."
"Scott McNeil, I'll keep a watch out for him." Heero nodded and looked out the window.
"They are part of OZ, I know it." Wufei said, mostly to himself.
"No... she wasn't OZ... it's the way she acted and looked." Trowa told them. He stared at the door.
"Maybe we should let them out..." Quatre suggested. He soon got four glares. "Alright! But maybe we should interogate them or something."
"Maybe..." Wuei pondered. He rubbed his chin and stared off into space. "Do we have anything sharp?"