Gundam TV


Disclaimer: If I said I owned Gundam Wing, what would you do? *evil giggles*

Authors Notes: Ok, Chapter 3, hopefully this'll be done in thsi chapter, but I most likely doubt it. Hmm... wonder what Lazarus has to say.

Lazarus: I'm dumb, stupid and I don't deserve to live! There I said it!
HappyKatcha: When did you just come up with that?
Lazarus: You emotionally batter me! And the police don't care!
Katcha: Cuz you're my mind, dummy.
Lazarus: I feel so hurt... *grabs heart*
Katcha: Aww! Baby! *hugs him*
Lazarus: It.... hurts...

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Gundam TV
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5 MINUTES LATER
"The door! It's opening!" Chantal realized.
"Well, duh, I saw that a while ago." A gun pointed through the door, followed by someones head. He was grinning. Duo.
"Yo, Duo! Can ya help us here?" Pippa asked. Duo shook his head and untied their hands. Heero soon came after them, and grabber Chantal, pinning her arms behind her back.
"Whoa, dude, not so hard!" Chantal laughed at her insane joke.
"Are you laughing at me?" Heero said, tightening his hold and glaring.
"Um.. no sir..."
Soon, Chantal and Pippa were tied to chairs outside the room, in the kitchen. Back to back. 5 boys stared at them. Duo had stationed himself on a counter top in front of Pippa. Near him, only a few feet away, Trowa sat on a chair, mostly between Chantal and Pippa. Heero leaned against the refridgerator, across from Trowa. Quatre stood in front of Chantal, while Wufei paced around the girls. Suddenly, he stopped and grabbed Pippas shoulders.
"Who are you?"
"Pippa Tomita. You?"
"Only answer my questions!" He poked her with a pen.
"Hehe... stop that!" Pippa laughed. Wufei sighed and went to Chantal grabbing her shoulders, and shaking her.
"Who are you?"
"Chantal Marie Corello at your service."
"You're not scared."
"How am I supposed to answer that? It isn't a question!" Chantal whined. Wufei poked her with a pen.
"Are you getting this all down, Quatre?"
"Yes, don't worry." Quatre reassured him. Chantal giggled when he poked her in her stomach. Sighing, Wufei looked around at everyone.
"I'm done, who's next?"
"Me." Heero volunteered. He took the pen and went over to Pippa, first. "Where are we?"
"In the great U.S OF A!"
"Where?"
"The United States of America." Pippa recited slowly, as if talking to a "slow"person.
"Whatever." He went over to Chantal. "How did we get here?"
"How am I supposed to know? You just kinda appeared! Jumped out of my tv!"
"Really? Wow... so you're not part of OZ, eh?"
"Nope, over here, there is no OZ. You're in the past, man."
"Past? How far?"
"I don't know exactly, but the year is 2001 AD."
"Oh..." Heero motioned for the others to gather in the other room. In a matter of seconds, man these boys were fast, they disappeared.
"Wonder what'll happen." Pippa said.
"We should call Shanell. She would love to see them. Especially Duo."
"I have some questions to ask them myself..."
The boys returned a few minutes later, untying the girls.
"We figured you aren't dangerous." Trowa reported. "So, you're free. Now you have to help us get back, so we can beat this war. Are you up for the challenge?"
"Sure! We'll do anything to help you guys!" Chantal exclaimed, jumping up and hugging Trowa. He just stood there, not used to be hugged very much.
"Wait," Pippa said, "I have a few questions of my own."
"Go ahead." Heero let her go. The boys lined up and watched her.
"Alright, first comes first, Trowa! How the hell do you get your hair up like that?"
"A whole lot of gel and my special shampoo." Trowa told her. He didn't seem one ounce embarassed about his secret.
"Sweet, alright, um... Quatre! Are you gay?"
"What? Gay? Who said I was gay? Well, gay in the 1950's way, but gay... like liking guys? Well, I like guys, but as friends, ya know, and I'm all for the girls."
"Good..." Chantal smiled. Now he was available, hehe.
"Ok, Heero and Wufei, are you all that mean?"
"Nope." Heero said. Wufei shrugged.
"And Duo! Are you stupid or just dense?"
"Dense." Duo replied, not a tint of embarassment showing. Pippa raised an eyebrow.
"I'm dense too!" exclaimed Chantal, slapping Duos back.
"Alright, now that we have all that down, what do ya guys wanna do?" Pippa said, looking from pilot to pilot. They all shrugged. "O...k.... well then! Do whatever you want, just stay inside the house, ok? And now guns or breaking things, please."
The gundam pilots looked from one and another then ran away, around the house. Chantal sighed and followed Quatre, while Pippa started on supper.