Title:Bandannas and Spatulas

Chapter two: Akane in his dream / The unknown creature.
By rurouni88

Disclaimer: The characters in this fic are NOT mine. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi - the author
of Ranma 1/2.

Just to tellya all.... This is the 2nd Chapter of the first fanfic I've ever wrote, so don't go "Awee...
This sux" when you read it and TRY TO UNDERSTAND that I've tried my best to write this thing.
K? Well, Just read it and send criticisms and comments to meeeh!!! ^_^

I'm just a 13 year old person starting to write....T_T...

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"Uh...." Ryoga's face was very red.

And Ukyo just stared at his wet face.

A drop of water fell from his tip of nose and splashed on her cheek. Ukyo was just in the water
(except her face) with Ryoga on top of her. After she
tried to hit Ryoga with her bath things - shampoo, soap, toothbrush, some of her work cloths, and
any other things she could have reached. Ryoga tried to stop her and grabed both of her hands
when they both slipped and fell into the tub of hot water. And her cloths floated on top of them.
Ryoga still held both of her hands tight - just as he did when Ukyo started to hit him because he
suddendly apeared in the bathtub.

"Ah...um.. Like I said, I can explain." Ryoga mumbled. Then he just remebered that he
wasn't wearing anything (he was even without his bandannas... - -;;) and Ukyo was in a loose
towel. To think of it, she really looked nice in her...towel. His eyes wandered and became beet red
- until he saw her large hazel eyes. She looked...shocked. She didn't slap him in the face, she
didn't poke him with her spatulas - she didn't even seem to breath for a moment.

'What? Why...Is Ryoga here? He's so...so......' Ukyo tried to think of a way to describe
Ryoga - 'He's so....Red' Then she blinked, and realized what just happened when she just saw
that he was uh.... naked.

"EEEP! GET HENTAI!! ECCHI!!! DIEEE YOU!!!!" Ukyou blushed furiously and reached for
her hair dryer and banged a few times against Ryoga's poor head before he could even blink.

*KLANG**KLANG**KLANG******

And Ryoga fell on her chest, unconsious for the second time that day.

"EEEEEEEEP!!!!!! GET OFFA ME, YOU HENTAI!!!!"

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'Okay, today, I've made a pig and a guy unconsious....I think I'm having a bad day.. What
would Ryoga do if he gets up....?! That jackass, and what the hell was he doing in my bathtub
anyway?' Ukyo thought in frustration as she dragged a now fully clothed Ryoga to her couch, 'And
where did Sweet-And-Sour-Pork go?'

'Ugh.... Too heavy...!' She cursed under her breath-

*thump**

"Whew...!" She brushed her sweaty forehead withe back of her hand as she dropped
Ryoga on the couch. He was still a bit wet, but at least dressed for now (with Ukyou's guy's cloths).
She bit her lip and blushed when she thought about how she dressed him in less than a minute.
She tried not to look, and she did it.
'I never knew that he would be so about how Sweat-And-Sour-Pork could get away, when
she heard some loud bangings from her kitchen.

"...Argh...What NOW?!" She sighed heavily and looked over at Ryoga - who lay
unconsious on her couch.
"You better not leave this couch untill I get back from the kitchen...." She growled and
slowly tiptoed down the hallway to poke her head out of the kitchen door. She could have sworn
that she had flipped the closed sign on the door before bringing Sweet-And-Sour-Pork home.
Maybe Then again, she might have unlocked the door because she was in such a hurry.

*Klang, Klang*

"Damn...." Ukyo suspicially looked when she heard the bangs and klangs in her kitchen,
and kitchen and pulled out a rusted spatula - and tightened her grip around it. She took a quick
glance at her front door, and it really was slightly opened. Someone, or something had gotten into
her restaurant, and he/she/it wasn't going anywhere...She just hoped that it wasn't someone like
Shampoo, because Ukyo now was too tired to fight.

*Klang* *Klang*

'Hm....The sound must be coming from the cabnits....Trying to steal my recipe, 'lil cat?'
Ukyo smirked and approched closer to the kitchen.

'Snif' 'snif'......'grunt'....'grunt'..... Ukyo heard some soft grunting and sniffing when she was
close enough to see the burglar. It was still raining outside and even lightning, so it was very hard
to see in the dark - but she squinted her eyes to look at a small figure in the corner of ther food
cabnits.

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'Oh Ryoga......You're...here....!' A tear slid down from Akane's beautiful blue eyes, ' I've
waited for you....'

'You...you have?' Ryoga timidly asked Akane. Oh, she looked so happy, smiling brightly at
him,

'You cared for me..?'

'Of course I have, silly..! I've always had feelings for you!!' Akane stared lovingly at Ryoga.

They have been standing in front of the Tendo house - when Ryoga FINALLY reached his beloved
Akane's house. She just happened to get the door. It was a wonderful spring day, with light blue
sky, pink blossom trees and the warm sun - shadowing the two.

'Ever since I found out that you were P-chan....I was in love with you... ' Akane blushed
and sniffed a little and tried to dry her tears.

'A...Akane...' Ryoga couldn't say anything. He never expected Akane to say that!! She
loved him!! But...that was since she found out that he was...P-CHAN..?!?!
'Akane! How did you know that I was P-chan?!' He sount pretty embarrased.

'You dummy..!' She smiled, ' Since the day Ranma found out that you were a pig!! I just
pretened that I didn't know so you can sleep with me in my bedroom...Oh, you've been such a cute
pet!' - she giggled.

'Ah........' Ryoga just sweatdropped - then realized that the scene suddenley changed
when it started to rain, and the sky turned into a darker shades of blue.

'But....I'm married to Ranma now..... because...you... you didn't come for me!!' she cried,
now holding her face with her hands, suddenly sobbing quietly.

A lightening strucked Ryoga.

'.......Akane...I'm so sorry..! I tried, Akane, I tried to beat him!!' Ryoga tried reach out to her
- to hug her and comfort her.

'Akanee!' - then the crying figure of Akane turned away from him and ran into her house.
He tried to follow her, but everything in the scene seemed to turn darker, and darker, until it was
pitch black.

'Akanee!!'

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*Sssawwwwwwwwwwwwwww....* (thats supposed to be the sound of the rain..--;;)

*Krooomm....*

"No.....!" Ryoga murmured in his sleep then slowly reached his hand out - to feel a soft
blanket on it.

*Krooom....~~~~!* The sound of the lighthning and the rain woke him up.

'huh?'

"Ooh...my head......." Ryoga tried to open his heavy eyes and shook his head. His body
was all sore and his head hurt as if someone hit him on the head with a hair dryer. He started to
look around the place he was in, then tried to remember what had happend to him. Then,
remembered Akane's deep blue eyes as she cried for him.

"It was...just a dream." He whispered to himself, "Better go to her before its too late..!"
get off the couch. But...he felt so tired - and his head hurt when he tried to move. He needed to
sleep. Just what had happened to him?

"Hm....." He cocked his head and blinked - and said the first thing that was on his mind,

"Where am I?"

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Ukyo was mad. She had been chasing the dark figure and she couldn't believe that something
_that_ small can be faster than her!! She was now sure that this creature was sent from Shampoo
- to steal her recipes. The creature was digging through her food when Ukyo first tried to grab it.
Then it quickly jumped up and landed on the tables, the counter, the cabnits, as Ukyo thew her
spatulas and flour bombs to catch that burglar.

"AAARRRAGGGGGGHH!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!" Ukyo screamed and swung her giant spatula
at it. She's been doing this for some time now, and her restaraunt was a mess from Ukyo's
attacks. She even forgot that she was very tired from the *incident* with Ryoga in the bathroom.

*Swing,* *Swing*

*Crash*

"BWEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~!!!" The creature seemed to be angry too, since it attacked Ukyo
by scratching her arms, biting, and growling. It leaped up and landed on Ukyo's head - causing her
to hit her head with her spatula while the creature jumped up again.

"Ouch......." Ukyo murmured in pain, and grabbed her head. "WHY YOU....." She glared at
the creature with her blood-red eyes and fifteen veins popped up on her forehead.

"EEEARRRRR~!!!!!" Ukyo cried and started to chase the creature madley, and finally
cornered it. "Ehehehehehehehheeeeh......" She hysterically laughed in an evil way, and readied
herself to swing her giant spatula.

"Bwee~!!" The small creature actually looked scared, but Ukyo didn't care. He had caused
her to break two of her tables and a lot of dishes and cups. Ukyo finaly swung her spatula and
smiled in victory, but the small creature sprinted to the slightly opened front door before she could
hit it.

"Wha...?" Ukyo froze - realizing that she had missed the pig and looked after the swining
front door a lot of rain outside it.
"......" Then stared at the mess around her.

*Kroomm...Boommm,....* (The thunder went boom)

"Damn."


_-_-_-_-_-_- eh...tbc?

I kno that sucked, and I'm new at writing....so....please REVIEW, and tell me wat u think about it.
No mean mean flames tho.

-rurouni88