Title: Day in the life of a Bottle of Ty Nant

Author: Alison

Pairing: hee hee

Disclaimers: Too much sugar make the brain go "boom!"



Hum de dum dum...nice day, sitting here on Lex's desk letting

the sun shine through my long, shapely self. Look at him on that

treadmill, his eyes are closed and he's just pumping those legs

and, man, he's been at it for at least an hour.



Is it hot in here? 'Cause I'm starting to bead a little water on me

self. Damn, when is he gonna stop with the power-walking and

come over and pop my lid and...and...god, I need him to grab me

all manly and forcefully and bring me up to those lips. Those

lips...c'mon, they need to be on my rim, they need to suck on me

and lick me. Ah, ah...no, not now! sound of glass shattering as

the bottle explodes



Lex stops on the treadmill, looks sadly at the broken glass and

spilled water on his desk. "Fuck, not another one."