Funness! That's all I have to say!
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Instagirl-Just Add Water
Ranma walked into the kitchen, well Ranma really "walks' anywhere so he bounded into the kitchen. "Hey, pops! I've go a date with someone normal!" he announced. "No mad pizza girls, no butch ones with crazy pigs after them and best of all: NO CATS!"
His father spit out his tea, laughing in hysterics. "Normal?" he sputtered. "How'd you manage that?"
Ranma gritted his teeth and grabbed a random bucket of water and hit Mr. Saotome over the head with it.
Suddenly there in the chair sat a large panda. He held up a sign that read: That wasn't very nice.
"Oh, shut up!" he replied.
The bear pulled out another sign. Technically I am not speaking.
Ranma glared at the black and white bear. He then grabbed the table and crashed it over his father's head.
He pulled out yet another sign. Ouch. Somehow he found a teapot full of hot water and poured it on himself. "So," he said as a man. "Does she know about your 'talent?'"
"Well," Ranma began. "Umm…not precisely."
"So you're pulling a Ryoga on her then, huh?"
"No, well…um," he stumbled.
"Yes?" his father encouraged.
At a loss for a good answer he spat, "At least I don't become an animal like you three."
"At least I'm still a guy," he countered.
Ranma growled at his father and found another bucket to pour on him.
The panda pulled out a sign. Why are you going out with her anyway? Another was pulled out. You ALREADY have THREE girls!
"Because she's normal!" he retorted smacking him over the head. "You, baka!"
The black and white bear pulled out another sign. I've dated plenty of normal women…
"So?"
Let me finish…and look at me now.
"Ha!" Ranma laughed. "I'm not a panda!" He paused a moment. "Yet," he concluded.
Mr. Saotome turned himself back into a man. "Look, Ranma, if you really wanted you could date yourself."
He gritted his teeth. "Baka!" Ranma yelled smacking his father again. "That wouldn't work!"
"But it would," he told his son, slamming his head into the sink and letting the cold water run.
"Ack! Gerroff me!" Ranma yelled splashing the water up on her father, who in turn became a panda once more. "Ha!" she said sticking out her tongue.
Ranma's father pulled out another sign. Shut up.
"Oh, damn it!" she yelled. "I'm a girl!"
The large black and white bear smiled to himself.
Ranma growled and poured a teapot of hot water on herself. "Ahh! Ouch!' he yelled now a man once more. "Man, that's HOT!"
Mr. Saotome held his sign. Duh!
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Well, that's my fun for now…
Next chapter…Why not to have their date at Ucchan's…hehehe
