5:05 PM 10/24/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -From "3rd Rock from the Sun"
Harry: I'm going to give mankind the gift of electricity
Tommy: They already have electricity
Harry: ...then my work here is done.

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (motioning to Goku, who's trying to lift the Veggie-statue off of its pedistel)
(cautiously) Oh-kay, that's it, just a little to the right and set him down right...there.
Goku: Where?
Chuquita: THERE Son-San.
Goku: Which there?
Chuquita: Whadda ya mean "which there"?!
Goku: Are we talking about the first there the second there, or the thrid there you just
mentioned.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Just drop him Son-San!
Goku: (shrugs) Oh-kay. [lets loose his grip on the Veggie-statue, causing it to crash to the
ground and break into little pieces]
Chuquita: ...
Goku: ...
Both: AHHH!!!!
Goku: VEGGIE'S _GONE_!
Chuquita: YOU BLOCKHEAD! WHEN I TOLD YOU TO DROP HIM I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN TO _DROP_ HIM!
Goku: (wailing) But that's what you said! You said "Just drop him Son-San!".
Chuquita: I MEANT SET HIM DOWN GENTLY YOU IDIOT! NOT CHUCK HIM AT THE FLOOR!
Goku: (whimpering) You're not mad at me are you?
Chuquita: No, there was probably no way for us to get Veggie back after that giant pigeon
cracked him anyway.
Goku: (sniffles) I'm gonna miss him Chu-Chan. I'm gonna miss him a lot; a whole lot.
Chuquita: Oh forget about him, (sniffle) Who needs ol' Veggiebrains anyway!
[both glance at each other & start wailing]
Both: (bawling) WE DO!

Summary: It's Halloween and Chibi Trunks is going as the scariest thing in the world, his Toussan
, Vegeta. ^u^;; Thanks to the costume, he's finally gotten the attention from the ouji that is
normally directed at Bura. What happens when "little B-chan"'s spot-light is stolen from her,
the only "Veggie" thing TO do, get jealousy-blinded, torturous revenge! Will Chibi be able to
make it through Halloween before Bura chops his head off? And how did Goten get into this mess?
Find out!

Ages:
Chibi Trunks: 9
Bura: 8
Goten: 8
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" So I was thinking, what if we filled some water balloons with ki, then we could chuck
them at stuff and watch it blow up! " Vegeta said excitedly
" Yeah! And then we can cheez-whiz the entire town! " Chibi Trunks grinned in response,
" They'll all smell like cheese for weeks! "
" I like cheese! " Goku chimed in.
" Shut up Kakarrot! " Vegeta snapped at him, " I am NOT about to let you tag along during
my bonding time with my son! "
" Does that mean I can be a superhero for halloween again? " Goku smiled hopefully.
" Yes, you can be whatever the heck you want to! I don't care! " he turned to Trunks,
" Go fetch the balloons son. "
" ALRIGHT TOUSSAN! " Trunks cheered, then ran up to his room, " I don't know what's goin
on, but I like it! " he said, then screeched to a halt in front of a frighting figure in the
hall.
" Hello Trunks. " the figure glared at Trunks in a vengeful manner. It walked into the
light.
Trunks eyes widened, " Heh-heh, hi Bura. " he waved meekly at his her.
Bura grabbed him by the collar & pulled him down to her height, " What do you think
you're doing? "
" I'm...going to get some water balloons? "
" I mean, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY TOUSSAN! " she snarled in a very Veggie-like way.
Trunks, recognizing the familiar scowl, instantly froze.
" Uh--I--that is... "
" TOUSSAN and I have a very special relationship, you wouldn't want to HARM that
relationship, would you dear brother? " Bura said warningly.
" Bura, you know you really shouldn't take this too seriously. I mean, you can come with
us trick-or-treating if you want. " Trunks sweatdropped.
" TOUSSAN _WAS_ GOING TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH ME AND MR. GOTEN'S DADDY. " Bura yelled,
then smiled sweetly, " We were all gonna be little fairies with pretty fairy outfits and sparkily
wings and we were gonna trick-or-treat at all the houses in the neighborhood. " she smiled.
Bura's expression hardened, " But then YOU had to come along in your little Toussan get-up and
make Toussan forget about ME! " she said, then gritted through her teeth, " Well I won't let
you get away with it... "
" Hey Toru-kun! Guess what I found! My big plastic needle I like to scare Kakarrot with!"
Vegeta said excitedly as he ran past Bura and up to Trunks. He held out the object, " You should
see how he squeals when I run at him with it! Like a little baby Kaka-chan! "
" a-HEM! " Bura said stubbornly as she stepped between them. To her surprise, Vegeta
pushed her aside.
" So, what if I were to replace the plastic-needle part with a metal one! Kakarrot would
never see it coming! We could sneak up from behind him while he's getting candy from those
pathetic bakas in the town and shove it at his rear-end! He'll go flying a mile high! " Vegeta
said menacingly.
Trunks smirked, " Could I poke Goten with it? "
" Ingenius! We can make it a double-bonding thing! You & me, and the needles &
Kakarrot/& his spawn's bottoms! " Vegeta clapsed his hands together.
" DON'T YOU HURT MY GOTEN! " Bura screamed, then grabbed Vegeta's leg, " Toussan! You
wouldn't really want to hurt Goten or Mr. Goten's Daddy would you!? " she said nervously.
Vegeta, not paying attention to her, started laughing, " AHAHAHAHA! FINALLY! I SHALL
BE ABLE TO EXACT REVENGE UPON KAKARROT _AND_ HIS LITTLE CLONE-LIKE SPAWN! And with the help of
MY son, the future ouji, Kakarrot will experiance the most painful and frightening Halloween of
his LIFE! " he said proudly, patting Trunks on the back.
Trunks glanced at Bura, who was once again giving him the evil Veggie-glare of doom. He
sweatdropped, " You know what Toussan, how about we go back downstairs huh? "
Vegeta looked down at him curiously, " Why Toru-kun? We still haven't gotten the water
balloons? "
" Uhh-- " he stared uneasily at the now-furious Bura, " I forgot, I left the water
balloons downstairs. Yeah, downstairs. Come on! " he grabbed Vegeta's wrist and ran back to the
kitchen, leaving Bura alone in the hall.
She growled angrily, then screamed up at the ceiling, " TORUNKUSU!!!! "



Goku sat at the living room table, a smile on his face as he finished the last of a
large jig-saw puzzle.
" ROAR! "
The saiyajin instantly sat up, looking around the room, " Little buddy? Is that you? "
he noticed Bura in ssj, stomping through the room, " Oh, hi Bura! " he said happily.
" TORUNKUSU! AS SOON AS I GET MY HANDS ON YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH AND YOU WILL QUIVER IN
FEAR AT MY POWER FOR STEALING TOUSSAN OVER TO THE DARK SIDE! " she screamed, not noticing Goku.
" Something tells me you're spending way too much time with Veggie. "
Bura snarled at him, " HE SHOULD BE SPENDING TIME WITH ME! BUT NOW TRUNKS HAS STOLEN
MY TOUSSAN! " she yelled, then began crying and ran up to Goku, " Oh Mr. Goten's Daddy it's
horrible! Toussan doesn't love me anymore and it's all because of Trunks and his stupid Toussan
costume! " she sobbed into Goku's pantleg.
" Aww, don't worry Bura, Trunks deserves some Veggie-time too ya know. " he cocked his
head to the side, " Besides, way to much Veggie-time is unhealthy. I should know. " Goku rubbed
a bruised part of his noggin.
" But, but, if Toussan's going trick-or-treating with Trunks, who'll go with me? " Bura
said sadly.
" You could come with me & Goten if you want. " Goku offered.
" Thank you Mr. Goten's Daddy, that'll be.... " Bura paused, an evil idea entering her
mind. She smirked, " ...that'll be PERFECT! " ::Nothing'll make Toussan come back to me faster
then seeing me with "Kakarrot" and his "Kakarrot spawn":: she clasped her hands together, " You
know what Mr. Goten's Daddy, you've just given me a BRILLANT idea that will not only get me lotsa
candy, but also help get Toussan back! "
" Wow! I did all that! " Goku grinned, " ...Bura? "
" Yes? "
" When _did_ I do all that? "
Bura sweatdropped, then rubbed her hands together, " I think I'm going to be altering
my halloween costume a little bit. " she snickered, then walked off to her room, " Who knows,
maybe I look good in orange. "
Goku watched her leave, utterly confused, " ..orange?? "



" And then we're gonna TP every house in the neighborhood! Isn't that COOL! " Trunks said
to Goten, excited, " I never knew how cool Toussan could be! WOW! "
" You know Halloween isn't till tommorow, maybe you should take that gunk outta your
hair now before it gets stuck that way. "
Trunks looked at him uneasily, " Uhh, actually I was planning to keep it in. " he said.
" Why? "
" Because, my friend, the moment I change everything back Toussan'll go back from being
cool to being "B-chan's slave" and I'll go back to being that weird son of his with the purple
hair. " Trunks crossed his arms in disqust.
" What's wrong with your hair? It's the same color as your Mom's and she likes hers. "
Goten asked.
" ... " Trunks sweatdropped.
" I mean it could be worse right? You could've ended up with _PINK_ hair. " Goten giggled
, then felt a small fist jam into his chest.
" Don't you insult your future ouji, peasant boy! " he poked Goten in the spot he had
just punched him in, " Or else I'm not going to let you live in the castle with me. "
" Castle?? " Goten's eyes widened with excitement, " Oh boy a castle! I've always wanted
to live in a castle Trunks this is great!...whatsa castle? "
Trunks sweatdropped, " It's where all us royal people live. " he boasted, " It's a big
house with a million rooms and servants and all other kinda stuff. "
Goten raised an eyebrow, " That sounds like where you're livin now. "
" ...well yeah, only castles are much cooler then normal houses like mine. "
" But you're house isn't normal at all-- "
" --WILL YOU SHUT UP! " Trunks snapped, then smirked, " Yes, my current house is cool,
but the future home of the future saiyajin no ouji will be MUCH cooler. "
" And just where IS this future home? " Goten said skeptically.
" Toussan knows, let's go ask him! "
" OH-KAY! " Goten said.



" *knock**knock**knock*! "
Vegeta walked over to the door & opened it, " Whadda you wa--KAKO-SPAWN! "
" Hi Uncle Veggie! " Goten said cheerfully, " Me & Trunks were having an argument about
your castle and he said that you knew where it was and I said that there is no castle and you
were making stuff up agai---ACK! "
" HOW DARE YOU SAY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI IS _LYING_! " he screamed,
strangling Goten by the neck, " YOU THIRD-CLASS PIECE OF KAKARROT SPAWN! "
" AHH! TRUNKS HELP ME! " Goten screamed as Vegeta shook him back & forth.
" I would, but, he IS right, you ARE a third-class piece of Kakarrot spawn. "
Goten stared at Trunks, shocked, then started shrieking at the top of his lungs, " HELP!
HELP TRUNKS HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED SOMEBODY HELP ME! "
" I'M COMIN GOTEN! " Goku called from downstairs as he ran up to Vegeta's room, then
gasped at the sight, " LITTLE BUDDY! " he gawked, " WHAT'RE YOU DOING! "
Vegeta kept his attention on Goten, " I'm going to destroy your spawn, that's what I'm
doing. "
" DON'T YOU DARE! " Goku said warningly.
" HA! MAKE ME! "
Goku grabbed Trunks & held him up by the leg, " Look who I got! "
" AHH! TORU-KUN! " Vegeta yelped, " YOU WOULDN'T HURT HIM! "
" And you wouldn't hurt Goten. " Goku replied.
" Yes I would. " Vegeta said, then punched Goten in the gut.
" Oww! "
" See? "
" Oh yeah? Well you wouldn't do it TWICE! "
*PUNCH*!
" Oww! "
" ...oh-kay, maybe you WOULD do it twice. " Goku said as a matter-of-factly, " But you
wouldn't do it THREE times! "
*PUNCH*!
" Oww! "
" Hmm, oh-kay...maybe you WOULD do it three times. But you wouldn't do it FOUR-- "
" ---STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT! " Goten screamed, " Come on Toussan! " he said to Goku,
" You're not THAT stupid! "
" Maybe I'm not...but I have Trunks! " he shook Vegeta's son by the leg a couple times.
" WAHHAHHHAHH! " Trunks cried, being shaken back & forth.
" HA! Nice try Kakarrot. But TOO nice. You wouldn't hurt any harder than that. " Vegeta
hmmphed.
*SHAKE-A*SHAKE-A*!
" WAHHAHHHAHH! "
" ...so! Is that the BEST you could do? You're such a softie, you wouldn't shake him
any harder. "
*SHAKE-A*SHAKE-A*!
" WAHHAHHHAHH! "
" Fine, you WOULD shake him that hard, but would you-- "
" -ohhh, I think I know where THIS is going. " Trunks said, on the verge of throwing up.
" --SPIN HIM OVER YOUR HEAD! "
" Eh? "
*SPIN-A*SPIN-A!
" Ohh, " Trunks face turned green as he plugged his regurgitated barf with his hands to
keep it from seeping out of his mouth & onto the floor.
" Ha! You wouldn't spin him again! "
*SPIN-A*SPIN-A!
" *BAAAARRRRRRRRRFFF.... "
" Eew. " Vegeta & Goku said at once.
Bura walked by, rolling her eyes, " Boys. " she said, then carried some orange fabric
back inside to her room.
Vegeta looked down at the greenish goop down on the floor, then back up at Goku,
" Kakarrot, deal. I give you your clone or my son. "
" ..k. " Goku shrugged. The two chucked the boys back to their fathers.
" Hey Trunks are you oh-kay? " Goten asked.
" I..think so. " Trunks said, his face still a pale color, " So? You still comin trick-or
-treating with me? "
" Sure! I can't wait to-- "
" --NO KAKA-SPAWN IS COMING TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH US! " Vegeta yelled. Trunks & Goten
stared at him, shocked.
" But Uncle Veggie, Trunks & I always go trick-or-treating together. " Goten said, " We
always go with my brother. And you & Bura and my Toussan always go trick-or-treating in your
group. It's practically a tradition! "
" Yeah, well I'm breaking that that tradition! " Vegeta said angrily, " No third-class
Kako-spawned retarts are going to drag along on MY halloween. Come on Trunks! " he said, marching
downstairs.
Trunks glanced over at his younger friend sadly, then shrugged and followed his father
down the steps.
" You know what? " Goku said, " if I didn't know better, I'd say TRUNKS was the one being
dragged over to the 'dark side'. "



" Mmm...pie. " Goten said dreamily as he continued to eat the pastry, sitting next to
Goku on the couch; who was once again working on the jigsaw puzzle.
" Hey Goten, turn the TV on, I wanna watch something. " Goku said.
" Alright. " Goten said, then finished his pie and grabbed the remote. He turned to TV
on to channel 80. He gasped, " HOLY CRAP! WE'RE ON TV! "
Goku looked up from his jigsaw puzzle to see himself and Vegeta battling each other on
the screen, " Whoa...hey Goten? "
" Yeah? "
" How can we be in there, if we're in here? " he said, confused.
" I dunno. " Goten answered, also baffled. The two continued to stare at the television,
mesmerized. A figure lept from the top of the stairs down to in front of the screen.
" TAH-DAH! " Bura proclaimed as she stood in front of them wearing a similar gi to the
ones Goku & Goten were wearing, " Don't I look cute! " she boasted.
" Bura! Move you're in front of the TV! " Goten said as Bura sweatdropped. She narrowed
her eyes and chucked a ki-blast at the screen behind her, destroying the TV.
" BU-RA! What did you do THAT for! " Goku whined, " I was busy watchin me, watchin me! "
" WILL YOU LOOK AT MY COSTUME FOR TWO SECONDS! " she yelled angrily.
Goku & Goten looked down at her, " Ooh! Hey! That outfit looks really familiar! " Goku
said, " But I can't place it... "
" IT'S THE SAME THING YOU'RE WEARING BAKAYARO! "
Goten cringed as Goku looked at her, distraught, " Geez Bura, you don't have to go all
"Veggie" on me. I'm sorry. "
" Bura's been acting a LOT like Uncle Veggie lately. " Goten explained to him, " In fact,
she started acting this way since Trunks gave himself a "Veggie-makeover". "
" Ech, I hope all this Veggie stuff isn't contagious! " Goku said, slightly worried.
Goten looked up at him, " I think its genetic. "
" What's that mean? "
" I dunno, I saw it in one of Gohan's school-books. "
" A-HEM!!! " Bura said, causing both boys to come to attention.
" Yeah Bura? " Goten said.
Bura smiled at them, then hopped up on the couch, " Do you like my new halloween costume?
" she asked sweetly.
" But Bura, I thought you were gonna be a fairy for halloween. " Goku said, bewildered.
" If I scare Toussan-chan enough with THIS outfit maybe we'll still get to be fairies
after all. " she said cheerfully.
" "we"? " Goku said nervously, " Whadda ya mean "we"? "
" Well, if I get Toussan to change his mind early enough you & Toussan and I will all be
able go with my orignal plan! Won't that be great! " Bura said excitedly, " Oh! We'll all look
so cute! "
" Yeah...cute. Heh-heh. " Goku nervously put his hand behind his head, " Bura, you DO
know that you only have less than 2 days to get Vegeta to change his mind, don'tcha? "
" Of COURSE I do! " Bura exclaimed, " And that's why I want you two to have dinner here
with us tonight! Then maybe we could have a sleepover! " Goku & Goten's eyes widened with delight
" SLEEPOVER! " they both shrieked happily.
" OOHEY OOHEY OOHEY! I'M GONNA EAT POPCORN AND CANDY AND STAY UP LATE AND WATCH SCARY
MOVIES TILL I BARF WITH MY TWO BUDDIES! " Goku said ecstaticly, " OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! Hey Bura
can my little buddy come? It wouldn't be a sleepover without him! "
" Of course Toussan can come! " Bura said, " In fact, how about we have Trunks come with
him! " she said sneakily.
" YEA! SLEEPOVER WITH VEGGIE! SLEEPOVER WITH VEGGIE! SLEEPOVER SLEEPOVER! I GET TO SLEEP
OVER WITH VEGGIE! " Goku sang happily as he pranced around the room, " I LOVE MY LITTLE VEGGIE! "
Bura snickered in a maniacal way, " Heh-heh-heh. Perfect. "



" Toussan? Toussan? " Bura knocked on the door to Vegeta's room. He opened the door, a
big smile on his face.
" Toru-kun is that you!? " he said happily, then looked down to see Bura. The two looked
at each other awkwardly.
" ...hi. "
" ...hi. "
" Toussan? I'm having a sleepover tonight and I wanted to know if you wanted to come?
We're gonna have a lotta fun! And you can bring Trunks with you. " Bura offered, smiling at him
in her usual admirable way.
" ...that would feel weird...wouldn't it? " Vegeta said oddly.
" Well, yeah but you've been at sleepovers w/me and Marron & Panny all the time and we
had lotsa fun! So why can't we have one now? " she pleaded, " It won't feel weird at all! Besides
, if you don't come it'll just be me & Goten and "Kaka-chan". "
" KAKARROT?! _HE'S_ GOING?! BUT HE NEVER GOES TO YOUR SLEEPOVERS! " he gasped, " AND WHAT
THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! " he pointed ot her gi, " THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE KAKARROT'S! "
" It's my new halloween costume Toussan. "
" But I thought you were going to be a fairy! "
" Well, I WAS, that is, until _somebody_ decided he'd rather go trick-or-treating with
Torunkusu instead of his little B-chan. " she crossed her arms and turned the her back towards
him. Bura smirked, " In fact, Mr. Goten's Daddy & Goten are coming with me trick-or-treating this
year too. We're gonna have fun! "
Vegeta stared at her, gape-mouthed, " Oh B-chan! " he wailed, grabbing Bura & hugging
her, " WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU! "
" Huh? " Bura said, confused.
" KAKARROT'S CORRUPTED YOUR FRAGILE LITTLE MIND WITH HIS INFECTIOUS BAKA-GERMS! " Vegeta
cried, " HE'S TAKEN OVER YOUR MIND! OH LITTLE B-CHAN HOW COULD I LET HIM DO SUCH A THING! HOW
COULD I HAVE LEFT YOU! " he sobbed into her gi.
" Aww, don't worry Toussan, it's alright. I still love you. " Bura smiled, patting him
on the shoulder.
Vegeta sniffled, " Really B-chan? "
" Really, Toussan. " Bura replied, hugging back.
Vegeta chuckled, " You know what B-chan. I can't even remember WHY I forgot about you
in the first place. "
" Hi Toussan! " Trunks said, walking bye.
" HI TORU-KUN! " Vegeta said happily, then paused and looked back at Bura, who was
glaring at Trunks, " ...oh yeah, now I remember. " he said to himself.
" So, you comin to the sleepover or not? "
" Of course I am Toru--uh, I mean B-chan! " he corrected himself.
" Hmm, " Bura said, them mumbled to herself, " This is gonna be a lot harder than I
thought.... "


" *KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*! "
" I'm coming I'm coming! " Bura shouted at the door as she ran over to it in her pink
nightie. She opened the door to see a very excited and anxious figure standing in front of her.
" HI-BURA-IS-IT-SLEEPOVER-TIME-YET?! " Goku grinned, Goten next to him chewing a huge
wad of bubble-gum.
" ...of course it is Mr. Goten's Daddy! " Bura answered happily as the two saiyajins came
inside carrying their sleepingbags.
" Is my little buddy here yet? " Goku asked, curious.
" No, Toussan's coming though. " Bura said, then smirked, " Why don't you go wait for
him at the door while me & Goten set things up! "
" K! " Goku nodded, then hopped over to the door & sat down, facing it.
" *tap*tap* *tap*. "
Goku tilted his head to one side, " Whatsat? "
Bura instantly turned to the door, " It's Toussan! Quick! " she grabbed Goten by the arm
& flung next to Goku, " Mr. Goten's Daddy, get the door. " Bura whispered to Goku.
" Oh-kay. " he answered, then slowly opened the door to reveal Vegeta & Trunks.
" HIIII TOUSSAN! " Bura said in her sweetest voice, still clinging to Son-San and Goten.
Vegeta's face turned pale at the sight before him.
" HIIII LITTLE BUDDY! " Goku grinned.
" PIE! " Goten chimed in.
" B-chan?... " Vegeta said in an uneasy voice, " I think you have something on your
arms.. " he said, then laughed nervously, " Here, let me get rid of it for you. " Vegeta said,
then with a snarl on his face, grabbed Goten & flung him across the room into the wall. Trunks
sweatdropped. Vegeta rubbed his hands together, then walked over towards Goku to chuck him across
the bedroom as well. He grabbed Goku by his free arm & pulled, then grumbled, unable to even get
the bigger man up off the floor.
" TOUSSAN YOU LEAVE MR. GOTEN'S DADDY ALONE! " Bura scholded him, holding onto Goku's
arm tighter, " YOU BIG MEANIE! "
Vegeta was taken aback and stared at her, shocked.
" Yeah Veggie you meanie. " Goku added, only to get an angry glare from the ouji in
return.
" Alright! Now here's how I'm setting everything up. Toussan & Trunks can sleep over
on that side of the room; Goten & I can put our sleepingbags over there, and Mr. Goten's Daddy
can have the bed! " Bura said.
" But, but _I_ always get the bed. " Vegeta said, confused, " EVERYTIME we have a sleep-
-over _I_ always get to sleep on the bed and now all of a sudden KAKARROT gets the bed? It's
practically a tradition for me to get that big warm comfy bed during sleepovers! "
" As I remember it was ALSO practically a tradition for you to take me & Bura trick-or-
-treating too. " Goku smiled as-a-matter-of-factly.
" But-- "
" Hai, and like you said Toussan, traditions can be broken. " Bura added with a cold
pang in her voice. Vegeta looked at her sadly, then at Goku, who waved stupidly at him. The ouji
took Trunks's arm and walked to the other side of the room.
He smiled down at Trunks, " At least YOU haven't been sucked over to the Kako-side yet. "
he said, hugging him.
" Umm, Toussan, I'm gonna go talk to Goten for a second oh-kay? " Trunks said, then felt
a yank on his collar.
" NO YOU'RE NOT! "
" Whadda ya mean I'm not? "
" YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THE KAKO-GERM INFESTED HALF OF THE ROOM! YOU'LL CATCH
WHATEVER DISEASE KAKARROT HAS INFECTED B-CHAN WITH! A disease from which there IS NO ESCAPE! "
Vegeta warned. Trunks raised an eyebrow at him.
" But I play with Goten all the time! " Trunks protested.
" Not anymore! " Vegeta answered. Trunks glanced over at Goten, distraught. The other
young boy mirrored Trunks's expression.
" Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! "
Vegeta looked up to see Goku sitting on the bed, Bura brushing his hair. He stared at
them blankly.
" B-chan what're you doing? " Vegeta asked her curiously, still making sure to stay
at least 4 feet away from Goku.
" Me-n-Mr. Goten's Daddy are playin dress up! " Bura answered happily, Goku giggling
along with her.
" "Dress up"? But--but that's OUR game. " Vegeta answered, slightly hurt.
" And now its OUR game, " Bura motioned to Goku, " "Right" Mr. Goten's Daddy? "
Goku grinned, " My head feels tingly! "
" Yeah well your head'll feel more than tingly when I get through with you that's for
sure.... " Vegeta grumbled to himself.
" What's that little buddy? " Goku said loudly, pretending not to hear him.
" YOU'RE NOT WORTH THE BREATH I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF! " Vegeta screamed back at him.
" Aww little buddy, are you mad cuz B-chan's letting ME sleep in the bed instead of you?"
Goku asked, conserned.
" WHAT did you call her? "
" B-chan. " Goku answered innocently. Bura smirked & rubbed her hands together in near-
-success.
" NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO CALL B-CHAN B-CHAN EXCEPT ME! "
" And me. " Goku smiled.
" YOU ARE NOT! "
" HE IS TOO! " Bura yelled, then clung against the taller saiyajin's arm.
" ... " Vegeta's face fell in utter hopelessness, " ...I'VE LOST B-CHAN FOREVER!!! " he
wailed, " AND IT'S ALL BAKARROT'S FAULT! HE'S BRAINWASHED HER!!! " Vegeta sobbed, then perked up,
" At least I still have Toru-kun! Trunks!...Trunks? " he looked around the room, then shrieked to
see Trunks at the other side of the room, laughing at something with Goten, " NO!! " Vegeta
rushed over to Trunks.
" WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TORU-KUN! " he exclaimed.
" Goten just told me this great fish joke. Hey Toussan, you gotta hear this. " Trunks
said excitedly.
" You're laughing at a Kako-spawn's third class "joke"!? " Vegeta said, disqusted,
" Oh no..don't let him suck you in son! " he gulped, putting his hands over Trunks's ears.
" Toussan...what are you doing? " Trunks asked cautiously.
" I'm keeping all those Kako-germs from invading your head through your ear & destroying
your brain until you're as mentally-challenged as KAKARROT! " Vegeta said, glaring at Goku on the
last word.
" Toussan, there IS NO SUCH THING as a "Kako-germ"! " Trunks protested.
" OH YEAH!? THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO B-CHAN! " he snapped back at him.
" She's faking it Toussan! " Trunks said as Bura froze, " She's trying to win you back
by being all cozy with Mr. Son. " he pointed at Bura, who was hugging Goku.
" ... " Bura stared at the group, dumbfounded for a second, then shook it off & grabbed
a bunch of hairbows off of the ground, " Forget about Trunks, Mr. Goten's Daddy. " she laughed
sweetly.
Goku looked at the hairbows in her hands, " What're those for? "
Bura smiled, " You. " she said casually.
" Oh, me...ME?! " Goku shrieked, " YOU'RE NOT GONNA PUT THOSE THINGS IN _MY_ HAIR! "
" But little B-chan always used to play hairbows with MY hair... " Vegeta trailed off.
" BUU-RAH, I don't want you to put those things in my hair. " Goku whined as Bura placed
a couple bows in the taller saiyajin's hair.
" SHH! " Bura hushed him, " Don't whine! Just agree with whatever I say! " she warned,
then smiled michiviously, " I think Toussan's breaking! "
" But I don't wanna break Veggie.. " Goku said, staring sympathically at Vegeta, who was
now shaking and trying to stop himself from having a nervous breakdown, " My poor little buddy. "
he sniffled, " Bura I'm gonna go tell Veggie the truth. "
" DON'T YOU DARE! " Bura snapped at him, " I'll NEVER get Toussan back if he knows I'm
setting him up! "
" I don't wanna set Veggie up... " Goku said, still sad, " I like Veggie. " his eyes
welled up with tears.
" GAH! MR. GOTEN'S DADDY NO! DON'T CRY YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING! " Bura exclaimed, waving
her arms about frantically.
" ...hey Toussan. " Trunks said, smiling evilly, " Wanna play a game? "
" What kind of game Toru-kun? " Vegeta said curiously.
Trunks watched Goten from across the room, who was slowly nodding off, " It's called
"sitting duck". " he formed a small ball of ki in his hands, " Whoever hits the "duck" most times
wins. "
Vegeta noticed Goten, then smiled widely, " Son, you are a genius. " he said, marveling
at the idea, " Can I go first! "
" Eh, sure Toussan, why not. " Trunks shrugged as Vegeta chucked a small ki at Goten,
zapping him and causing the boy to wake up.
" AHH! " Goten jumped to his feet, " Hey who did that! " he said angrily, then gulped at
Vegeta & Trunks, each of which had more ki balls in their possession.
" You know what son, forget about all that "taking turns" crap. " Vegeta smiled, " Let's
turn this into some bonding and fry the little kako-spawn together! "
" Toussan you're speakin my language. " Trunks smiled back as the two began to blast at
Goten, who did his best to avoid being hit.
" AHH AHH AHH! " Goten cried, dodging the blasts; Goku & Bura not paying attention, still
arguing about the bows.
Vegeta created a humongous ball of ki & held it over his head, " PREPARE TO DIE, YOU
KAKARROT-SPAWN! "
" AHHHHHH!!! " Goten screamed as Bura instantly realized what was happening. She gasped
and leaped in front of Goten just as Vegeta released the blast. Bura's eyes widened as the blast
neared her.
" TOUSSAN!!!! " she screamed in fright. Vegeta froze as he watched the scene, then
shrieked in horror.
" B-CHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! "
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9:35 PM 10/31/01
END OF PART 2!
Chuquita: (still choked up from before) Well, *sniffle*, I guess that's the end of part two.
Goku: (bawling) AND THE END OF VEGGIEEEEEE!!! (wails as he hugs the little broken pieces from
the Veggie-statue)
Chuquita: (sniffling) Will you stop that already! *sniff* This is embrassing!
Goku: (crying) Chu-chan I want my Veggie back! I want him back now!
Chuquita: I have no way to do that Son-San! He's already cracked into little tiny pieces, I
don't have anything in my "Big Book of Author Spells" to change him back. Even if I did all that
would happen is instead of being a bunch of little pepples he'd be a bunch of little bloody
Veggie parts.
Goku: (sobs) My poor sweet little buddy! I loved him so much! [rubs his eyes, then glares at
Chu] (angry) YOU!
Chuquita: Eh?
Goku: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT CHU-SAMA! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TURNED VEGGIE INTO A STATUE! IT'S YOUR
FAULT HE BROKE AND IT'S YOUR FAULT HE'S GONE! [powers up to SSJ3]
Chuquita: (shrieks) Son-San what the heck're you doing!
Goku: (tears rolling down his cheeks) MAYBE I SHOULD CRACK YOU INTO LITTLE TINY PIECES TOO!
Chuquita: AHH! SON-SAN NO! Blasting me. THAT'S SOMETHING THAT--
Goku: (pauses) --Veggie would try to do...
Chuquita: (sniffles) Son-San stop that!
Goku: I'm sorry...I NEED MY LITTLE BUDDY! (hands shake wildly) (snarls at Chuquita) GIMMIE BACK
MY LITTLE BUDDY!
Chuquita: (gulps) I'll...I'll see what I can do. (nervously) Heh-heh. (to audiance) See you in
Part 3 folks. Later!