Disclaimer: I do not own Saber Marionette J,nor did I create the
MasterCard commercials. I'm not that creative.

Warnings:PG-13 for SMJ-style humor and situations. Spoilers for SMJ.

A/N: It's chapter 3 of the continuing spamfic series. This will
probably be the end of it,unless someone begs me to continue... ^_^*

----------------- SMJ MasterCard commercial #5 ------------------------
*Lime checks herself out in the mirror at the secondhand clothing shop*

New Wardrobe: 105 mon

*Lime gets pissed at Hanagata splashing her with muddy water*

Laundry Services: 710 mon/week

*Lime vandalizes some Faust posters*

Disorderly Conduct charge: 3,900 mon

*Montage of Lime scarfing down food*

Yearly energy bill: 124,750 mon

*Flashback sequence with Lime & Otaru discussing happiness plays*

Discovering the Meaning of Life: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else,there's
MasterCard.
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----------------- SMJ MasterCard commercial #6 ------------------------
*Cherry shows Otaru their desperate situation in ep.7*

Groceries: 2,500 mon/week

*Cherry unleashes her rice tub on the hapless Gartlant soldiers*

Cooking supplies: 17,500 mon

*Montage of Cherry's perverted fantasies*

ADHD therapy: 50,000 mon/month

*Shots of the many uses of Cherry's stethoscope*

The latest in spy gadgets: 1,579,827,600 mon

*Shot of Cherry's "enhancements" in the closing credits of J OVA ep.3*

Having your secret wish come true: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else,there's
MasterCard.
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----------------- SMJ MasterCard commercial #7 ------------------------
*Bloodberry blocks Luchs' daggers with the log that she's spinning*

Firewood: 250 mon

*Bloodberry crushes the logs that Hanagata has brought out to illustrate
his "point," then blows the resulting sawdust in his face*

Trash compactor: 500,000 mon

*Montage of Bloodberry's affinity for sake*

Alcoholics Anonymous program: 125,000 mon

*Bloodberry mentions her hot springs paraphanelia*

Special Resort Package for two: 154,000 mon

*video image censored*

Spending some "quality time" with a loved one: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else,there's
MasterCard.