Disclaimer: I do not own Saber Marionette J,nor did I create the
MasterCard commercials. I'm not that creative.
Warnings:PG-13 for SMJ-style humor and situations. Spoilers for SMJ.
A/N: It's chapter 3 of the continuing spamfic series. This will
probably be the end of it,unless someone begs me to continue... ^_^*
----------------- SMJ MasterCard commercial #5 ------------------------
*Lime checks herself out in the mirror at the secondhand clothing shop*
New Wardrobe: 105 mon
*Lime gets pissed at Hanagata splashing her with muddy water*
Laundry Services: 710 mon/week
*Lime vandalizes some Faust posters*
Disorderly Conduct charge: 3,900 mon
*Montage of Lime scarfing down food*
Yearly energy bill: 124,750 mon
*Flashback sequence with Lime & Otaru discussing happiness plays*
Discovering the Meaning of Life: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else,there's
MasterCard.
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----------------- SMJ MasterCard commercial #6 ------------------------
*Cherry shows Otaru their desperate situation in ep.7*
Groceries: 2,500 mon/week
*Cherry unleashes her rice tub on the hapless Gartlant soldiers*
Cooking supplies: 17,500 mon
*Montage of Cherry's perverted fantasies*
ADHD therapy: 50,000 mon/month
*Shots of the many uses of Cherry's stethoscope*
The latest in spy gadgets: 1,579,827,600 mon
*Shot of Cherry's "enhancements" in the closing credits of J OVA ep.3*
Having your secret wish come true: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else,there's
MasterCard.
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----------------- SMJ MasterCard commercial #7 ------------------------
*Bloodberry blocks Luchs' daggers with the log that she's spinning*
Firewood: 250 mon
*Bloodberry crushes the logs that Hanagata has brought out to illustrate
his "point," then blows the resulting sawdust in his face*
Trash compactor: 500,000 mon
*Montage of Bloodberry's affinity for sake*
Alcoholics Anonymous program: 125,000 mon
*Bloodberry mentions her hot springs paraphanelia*
Special Resort Package for two: 154,000 mon
*video image censored*
Spending some "quality time" with a loved one: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else,there's
MasterCard.
MasterCard commercials. I'm not that creative.
Warnings:PG-13 for SMJ-style humor and situations. Spoilers for SMJ.
A/N: It's chapter 3 of the continuing spamfic series. This will
probably be the end of it,unless someone begs me to continue... ^_^*
----------------- SMJ MasterCard commercial #5 ------------------------
*Lime checks herself out in the mirror at the secondhand clothing shop*
New Wardrobe: 105 mon
*Lime gets pissed at Hanagata splashing her with muddy water*
Laundry Services: 710 mon/week
*Lime vandalizes some Faust posters*
Disorderly Conduct charge: 3,900 mon
*Montage of Lime scarfing down food*
Yearly energy bill: 124,750 mon
*Flashback sequence with Lime & Otaru discussing happiness plays*
Discovering the Meaning of Life: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else,there's
MasterCard.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------- SMJ MasterCard commercial #6 ------------------------
*Cherry shows Otaru their desperate situation in ep.7*
Groceries: 2,500 mon/week
*Cherry unleashes her rice tub on the hapless Gartlant soldiers*
Cooking supplies: 17,500 mon
*Montage of Cherry's perverted fantasies*
ADHD therapy: 50,000 mon/month
*Shots of the many uses of Cherry's stethoscope*
The latest in spy gadgets: 1,579,827,600 mon
*Shot of Cherry's "enhancements" in the closing credits of J OVA ep.3*
Having your secret wish come true: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else,there's
MasterCard.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------- SMJ MasterCard commercial #7 ------------------------
*Bloodberry blocks Luchs' daggers with the log that she's spinning*
Firewood: 250 mon
*Bloodberry crushes the logs that Hanagata has brought out to illustrate
his "point," then blows the resulting sawdust in his face*
Trash compactor: 500,000 mon
*Montage of Bloodberry's affinity for sake*
Alcoholics Anonymous program: 125,000 mon
*Bloodberry mentions her hot springs paraphanelia*
Special Resort Package for two: 154,000 mon
*video image censored*
Spending some "quality time" with a loved one: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else,there's
MasterCard.
