Disclaimer: I do not own Saber Marionette J,nor did I create the
MasterCard commercials. I'm not that creative.

Warnings:PG-13 for SMJ-style humor and situations.

A/N: I lied. Chapter 3 was not the end. I had a request from SFPCAHM to
include a Hanagata commercial. So,under pain of torture,I am producing
this for the world to see. Hope it's at least as good as the last
three...

----------------- SMJ MasterCard commercial #8 ------------------------
*Hanagata offers Otaru his "Special Silver-grade rice"*

Charitable donation to "help save a starving child": 5 mon/day

*Camera shows Hanagata after one of his numerous beatings at the hands
of the marionettes. Camera cuts away. When the camera cuts back to
Hanagata,he looks as good as new.*

Instant tailoring: 7,000 mon

*Hanagata proudly displays his "Otaru PJs"*

Idol merchandise: 10,000 mon

*Montage of Hanagata's many flights is played*

Flying lessons: 150,725 mon

*Hanagata prances around in his "special item" on the day of the
Sanja Festival*

Not getting arrested for indecent exposure: Priceless