1 Annual Pyromaniac Convention
Written by ME!! Please review it. And if you have nothing better to do, email me at spirit_of_lightning@hotmail.com
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There was much bustling as a large group of people assembled in a hall. A huge banner read 'Annual Pyromaniac Convention.' Everyone stopped talking as a figure stepped up to the stage. It was Dilandau {from Escaflowne}
"I have a confession to make," he said, addressing the crowd. "I am a pyromaniac."
The crowd gasped.
"It is true," he sobbed, "I love fire! My best friend is a flame thrower!" He pulled the flame thrower out of mid-air. Just then, a man stepped up to him.
"You time is u-''
He was cut short by a small diversion. Dilandau burnt him to ashes. Okay, so it was a big diversion. Sue me. Dilandau walked away.
Next came Charmander. {from Pokemon} He stepped up to the podium.
"Char char char char, mander char char," he began. The subtitles beneath him read,
"I am a major pyromaniac."
"I can't help it. I mean, from the minute I was born, I have been set on fire."
"It all started when I sneezed and set my mother on fire. I realized I enjoyed the flames so much. But sometimes, I set things on fire without even trying to, even though I do enjoy it."
He paused, and took a breath.
"I can't help it though. Once I farted, and the fire on my tail lit the gas up, and it burnt an entire city down!"
A guy walked over to Charmander with a cigar. He held it over the little flame on Charmander's tail, and waited for it to light. Charmander saw what he was doing, and with a growl bit the guy on the leg. The man ran away screaming, with Charmander still biting his leg.
Next came Raye/Sailor Mars {from Sailor Moon} She stood up.
"I love fire. The way it scorches people and burns. I became so jealous of Sailor Moon's boyfriend, that I burnt Sailor Moon to ashes. AND I LOVED IT!!!
She began laughing evilly/crazily until some men threw a straitjacket over her head. They dragged her away, with her still laughing.
Next came Barney. "I love fire. I love anything that causes destruction! BWAHAHAHA!!"
With that, he leapt from the stage into the audience. He ripped off the nearest Teletubby's head, and trotted away, munching happily on it.
Next came Hikaru {from Rayearth}
"Fire is amazing. It was always my magic power. I even learned fire spells. FLAME ARROW!!!"
The entire convention filled with flames. The audience screamed and fled the burning building. Back outside, the pyromaniacs (except for Barney, who was still hungry and searching for a new Teletubby) gathered in front of the burning building.
"Beautiful isn't it?" Dilandau said, gazing at the flames.
And so ended another successful year of the Annual Pyromaniac Convention.
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The end.
This is yet another example of what happens when I have nothing to do!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YOU CAN STICK ME IN PADDED ROOMS AND LOCK ME UP, BUT YOU CAN NEVER STOP MY FANFICTION!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *choke* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOW TO ME!! Okay, don't. But at least read my other fanfics. A new one is coming out called Barney's Rampage. What happens when his mind finally snaps? Dun dun DUN!!!!
See you then!!!
Written by ME!! Please review it. And if you have nothing better to do, email me at spirit_of_lightning@hotmail.com
The story------------------------------------------------
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There was much bustling as a large group of people assembled in a hall. A huge banner read 'Annual Pyromaniac Convention.' Everyone stopped talking as a figure stepped up to the stage. It was Dilandau {from Escaflowne}
"I have a confession to make," he said, addressing the crowd. "I am a pyromaniac."
The crowd gasped.
"It is true," he sobbed, "I love fire! My best friend is a flame thrower!" He pulled the flame thrower out of mid-air. Just then, a man stepped up to him.
"You time is u-''
He was cut short by a small diversion. Dilandau burnt him to ashes. Okay, so it was a big diversion. Sue me. Dilandau walked away.
Next came Charmander. {from Pokemon} He stepped up to the podium.
"Char char char char, mander char char," he began. The subtitles beneath him read,
"I am a major pyromaniac."
"I can't help it. I mean, from the minute I was born, I have been set on fire."
"It all started when I sneezed and set my mother on fire. I realized I enjoyed the flames so much. But sometimes, I set things on fire without even trying to, even though I do enjoy it."
He paused, and took a breath.
"I can't help it though. Once I farted, and the fire on my tail lit the gas up, and it burnt an entire city down!"
A guy walked over to Charmander with a cigar. He held it over the little flame on Charmander's tail, and waited for it to light. Charmander saw what he was doing, and with a growl bit the guy on the leg. The man ran away screaming, with Charmander still biting his leg.
Next came Raye/Sailor Mars {from Sailor Moon} She stood up.
"I love fire. The way it scorches people and burns. I became so jealous of Sailor Moon's boyfriend, that I burnt Sailor Moon to ashes. AND I LOVED IT!!!
She began laughing evilly/crazily until some men threw a straitjacket over her head. They dragged her away, with her still laughing.
Next came Barney. "I love fire. I love anything that causes destruction! BWAHAHAHA!!"
With that, he leapt from the stage into the audience. He ripped off the nearest Teletubby's head, and trotted away, munching happily on it.
Next came Hikaru {from Rayearth}
"Fire is amazing. It was always my magic power. I even learned fire spells. FLAME ARROW!!!"
The entire convention filled with flames. The audience screamed and fled the burning building. Back outside, the pyromaniacs (except for Barney, who was still hungry and searching for a new Teletubby) gathered in front of the burning building.
"Beautiful isn't it?" Dilandau said, gazing at the flames.
And so ended another successful year of the Annual Pyromaniac Convention.
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The end.
This is yet another example of what happens when I have nothing to do!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YOU CAN STICK ME IN PADDED ROOMS AND LOCK ME UP, BUT YOU CAN NEVER STOP MY FANFICTION!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *choke* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOW TO ME!! Okay, don't. But at least read my other fanfics. A new one is coming out called Barney's Rampage. What happens when his mind finally snaps? Dun dun DUN!!!!
See you then!!!
