When Zim opened his eyes, the image of Jhonen was gone. GIR was still there, reading the same page of the same comic, so Zim knew he couldn't have been out long. He wondered if he had begun to hallucinate. He confirmed his suspicions when he looked out the window of his base and saw Jhonen walking along the sidewalk outside across the street. In his regular clothing.
"Oh....." said GIR suddenly, realizing something. "My cupcakes are done!" (They had been for quite some time now.)
"GIR! Those are dementia-inflicting cupcakes!" said Zim. "You'll only get worse if you eat them..."
GIR, as usual, didn't care, and promptly began eating four of them at once, washing them down with some of his Brainfreezy.
Gir walked back to the sofa and sat down. He began to watch the Scary Monkey show. Zim went and sat next to him. Gir pulled out a pack of Fun Dip, and offered Zim a stick. Zim took the Cherry side and Gir took the grape side. They sat there and ate the Fun Dip, watching the Scary Monkey show.
Now, the combination of sickly cupcakes, fun dip, and a Brainfreezy was bound to cause GIR more psychological problems than Zim was willing to put up with. About three minutes into the Scary Monkey Show, GIR turned and grabbed Zim's face and shook his head. "Which frog gets the best mileage?" he demanded happily. Zim pulled away from GIR's grip.
"I'm not sure," he replied. He looked out the window, and was somewhat surprised to see Dib come screaming down the sidewalk, his neurons erupting like crazy.
Dib walked up the sidewalk, past the lawn gnomes and up to the door. He pressed the doorbell.
"Leprechauns!" exclaimed Gir, who ran to the door and threw it open. "Aww...it's only Dib."
Dib pushed Gir out of the way and charged towards Zim. "I know you're responsible for this Zim!" exclaimed Dib.
"Care to share a Fun Dip?" asked Zim.
"Yeah, okay," replied Dib. Dib jumped up on the couch, taking Gir's spot, and ate from the grape side of the Fun Dip.
Gir got dressed in his green-dog disguise and went down to the local disco (as seen in The Attack of the Saucer Morons.).
"Wait a minute....I smell cupcakes..." said Dib, having remembered where he was.
"They're the cause of brain rot," said Zim carelessly, eating more of the cherry Fun Dip. Suddenly, something in his brain snapped. "Get out of my base!!!" he shrieked at Dib, who had already begun to move to the door.
"I just want my neurons to stop exploding, that's all!" said Dib.
"You lie! YOU LIE!!!!"
"Well....and I want to be recognized as the one who captured an alien, so I'll be famous and people will believe me and maybe I'll get my own episode of Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery..."
"COMPUTER!! Rid me of this human filth!!!" Zim didn't have to worry much about Dib running away, as Dib was again undergoing brain cell spasms.
"Have you not noticed the mangos?!" he yelled, trying to get a grip on his brain.
Suddenly, a square of floor shot up and catapulted Dib out the open front door and across town. Dib screamed the whole way. Zim shuffled his hands in satisfaction as he slammed the door shut.
Meanwhile, at the local disco, Gir got his groove down in a major way.
Zim hadn't noticed GIR's departure. He went into the kitchen and examined the cupcakes, and decided that furthur testing needed to be done on them. Before he was going to flush himself down the toilet to his labs to test them, Zim remembered that he hadn't finished his cherry side of the fun dip packet. He went into the living room thingy to get it, and looked out the window. He saw Jhonen sword-fighting Professor Membrane outside. Zim ignored this, retrieved the fun dip, and went down to the labs to run extended examinations on the cupcakes.
Zim was horrified at the contents of the cupcakes. He went down the computers list of ingredients.
They were:
Ketchup
Strawberry Syrup
Grey Poupon Mustard
Mountain Dew
Bacon
Pepper Corns
Candle Wax
Ben Affleck
Candy Orange Peel
White Fudge
Pepsi
Chocolate Milk
Baloney
Anchovies
It suddenly all made sense to Zim. When you combined these ingredients, you made a cupcake that had the same effect as fifty years of television. It rotted your brain, and left you a drooling idiot. They had to be destroyed!
Zim thoughtfully went over the list of ingredients again. Exactly how GIR managed to obtain Ben Affleck was beyond him. He went for more of the fun dip, realized he had eaten it all already, cursed, and threw the empty wrapper thingy away.
"GIR!" he shouted. "GIR?" It was then Zim realized that GIR had left the base. Zim became frantic and ascended to house level. Upon arriving on the main floor, he heard maniacal laughter from outside. Jhonen was winning the sword fight.
Zim ran outside. "Gir! Gir, where are you?!"
Zim walked past Jhonen and Professor Membrane. Professor Membrane was cowering in extreme pain, holding his sword over his head. But, suddenly, in one swift move, Professor Membrane decapitated Jhonen. Zim witnessed this horror, screamed and ran back into the house.
Meanwhile, Gir was still getting his groove down at the local disco.
"Oh....." said GIR suddenly, realizing something. "My cupcakes are done!" (They had been for quite some time now.)
"GIR! Those are dementia-inflicting cupcakes!" said Zim. "You'll only get worse if you eat them..."
GIR, as usual, didn't care, and promptly began eating four of them at once, washing them down with some of his Brainfreezy.
Gir walked back to the sofa and sat down. He began to watch the Scary Monkey show. Zim went and sat next to him. Gir pulled out a pack of Fun Dip, and offered Zim a stick. Zim took the Cherry side and Gir took the grape side. They sat there and ate the Fun Dip, watching the Scary Monkey show.
Now, the combination of sickly cupcakes, fun dip, and a Brainfreezy was bound to cause GIR more psychological problems than Zim was willing to put up with. About three minutes into the Scary Monkey Show, GIR turned and grabbed Zim's face and shook his head. "Which frog gets the best mileage?" he demanded happily. Zim pulled away from GIR's grip.
"I'm not sure," he replied. He looked out the window, and was somewhat surprised to see Dib come screaming down the sidewalk, his neurons erupting like crazy.
Dib walked up the sidewalk, past the lawn gnomes and up to the door. He pressed the doorbell.
"Leprechauns!" exclaimed Gir, who ran to the door and threw it open. "Aww...it's only Dib."
Dib pushed Gir out of the way and charged towards Zim. "I know you're responsible for this Zim!" exclaimed Dib.
"Care to share a Fun Dip?" asked Zim.
"Yeah, okay," replied Dib. Dib jumped up on the couch, taking Gir's spot, and ate from the grape side of the Fun Dip.
Gir got dressed in his green-dog disguise and went down to the local disco (as seen in The Attack of the Saucer Morons.).
"Wait a minute....I smell cupcakes..." said Dib, having remembered where he was.
"They're the cause of brain rot," said Zim carelessly, eating more of the cherry Fun Dip. Suddenly, something in his brain snapped. "Get out of my base!!!" he shrieked at Dib, who had already begun to move to the door.
"I just want my neurons to stop exploding, that's all!" said Dib.
"You lie! YOU LIE!!!!"
"Well....and I want to be recognized as the one who captured an alien, so I'll be famous and people will believe me and maybe I'll get my own episode of Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery..."
"COMPUTER!! Rid me of this human filth!!!" Zim didn't have to worry much about Dib running away, as Dib was again undergoing brain cell spasms.
"Have you not noticed the mangos?!" he yelled, trying to get a grip on his brain.
Suddenly, a square of floor shot up and catapulted Dib out the open front door and across town. Dib screamed the whole way. Zim shuffled his hands in satisfaction as he slammed the door shut.
Meanwhile, at the local disco, Gir got his groove down in a major way.
Zim hadn't noticed GIR's departure. He went into the kitchen and examined the cupcakes, and decided that furthur testing needed to be done on them. Before he was going to flush himself down the toilet to his labs to test them, Zim remembered that he hadn't finished his cherry side of the fun dip packet. He went into the living room thingy to get it, and looked out the window. He saw Jhonen sword-fighting Professor Membrane outside. Zim ignored this, retrieved the fun dip, and went down to the labs to run extended examinations on the cupcakes.
Zim was horrified at the contents of the cupcakes. He went down the computers list of ingredients.
They were:
Ketchup
Strawberry Syrup
Grey Poupon Mustard
Mountain Dew
Bacon
Pepper Corns
Candle Wax
Ben Affleck
Candy Orange Peel
White Fudge
Pepsi
Chocolate Milk
Baloney
Anchovies
It suddenly all made sense to Zim. When you combined these ingredients, you made a cupcake that had the same effect as fifty years of television. It rotted your brain, and left you a drooling idiot. They had to be destroyed!
Zim thoughtfully went over the list of ingredients again. Exactly how GIR managed to obtain Ben Affleck was beyond him. He went for more of the fun dip, realized he had eaten it all already, cursed, and threw the empty wrapper thingy away.
"GIR!" he shouted. "GIR?" It was then Zim realized that GIR had left the base. Zim became frantic and ascended to house level. Upon arriving on the main floor, he heard maniacal laughter from outside. Jhonen was winning the sword fight.
Zim ran outside. "Gir! Gir, where are you?!"
Zim walked past Jhonen and Professor Membrane. Professor Membrane was cowering in extreme pain, holding his sword over his head. But, suddenly, in one swift move, Professor Membrane decapitated Jhonen. Zim witnessed this horror, screamed and ran back into the house.
Meanwhile, Gir was still getting his groove down at the local disco.
