I do not own the rights to Resident Evil or any of its characters, Capcom does. I also do not make any money by writing this story. This is my first fan fic, I have only played the games RE, RE2 and RE3. So I may get the plot wrong compared to the resident Evil novels.

There might be a few spelling and grammar errors cause i don't have a spellchecker and grammar checker at the moment.


Jill and Nemesis's excellent adventure


By S.T.A.R.S

Chapter 3


Jill opened the door to see Brad being attacked by a zombie.

Brad shouted out, "Get away from me," as he tried to push off the zombie that was desperately trying to bite into his neck.

Brad managed to push away the zombie. He pulled out his berrata and began to fire shoots into the zombie. The shots however tore through the zombie and did not seem to affect it.

The zombie snickered and seemed to realise that Brad wasn't a very good shot. The zombie slowly approached and was coaxing Brad to shoot better. The zombie was pointing at his head and mocking him to try and hit it. Brad tried as hard as he could but the bullets just tore through the approaching zombie's torso causing it no real harm.

Brad kept shooting and shooting at the zombie until it seemed like he had unloaded 2 catridges on it.

Jill looked at her watch and thought for fucks sake get it other with. Enoughs enough she thought its time to put this smart arse zombie out of his misery. She pulled out her berratta and trained it on the approaching zombie who was now giving Brad a dutch rub. It looked like the zombie was trying to have a bit of fun before killing Brad and who could balme him. Brad was such an easy target he used to be constantly picked on by fellow R.P.D officers and S.T.A.R.S members.

Jill snapped herself out of her daydream and squeezed off a few shots, one of them struck the zombie in the head. The zombie was halfway through giving Brad an atomic wedgie and fell dead to the floor. In the process of doing this the elastic on Brad's underpants tore off.

Jill giggled at the sight of this and only wished she had given the now dead zombie a few more seconds to finish of the wedgie.

Brad winced in pain when he realised that he underpants were halfway up his crack.

Jill ran over from behind the bar to speak to Brad.

Brad was first to speak with, "Jill your still alive."

"No shit sherlock," said a sarcastic Jill.

"You have to get out of here Jill. There is a monster chasing all the S.T.A.R.S members. He wants to kill us," stressed Brad.

"Hmmmm really Brad, i've noticed everything is trying to kill me too," mocked Jill.

Brad replied with, "This monster is different. I have to go now. Jill you need to get out of here before it finds you." With that Brad turned towards the front door and waddled towards it. He then opened the door and ran off.

As Brad closed the door Jill shouted, "Yeah run off and hide you chickenshit, thats what you do best."

Jill hung around for a few minutes to drink some spirits then decided that. She grabbed one of her best friends JD (jack Daniels) which might come in handy later. She then decided that she should head to the RPD to see if anyone else was alive.

She exited the bar and ran off towards the R.P.D


10 minutes and many dead zombies later......

Jill opened the gates to the R.P.D.

She walked through the gates and towards the main doors to the R.P.D. When she reached halfway across the coutyard she could hear the gates open behind her. She turned around to see Brad. She noticed that the remanants of Brad's underwear had been used to finish off the original attempt at the atomic wedgie. She was quite impressed considering the elastic had been broken on them back in the bar.

Brad stumbled over to Jill, each step causing him pain.

Brad stuttered out, "J-J-Jill."

Jill was about to reply when suddenly something jumped over the gates to the R.P.D and landed between Jill and Brad. The monster was about 10 feet tall, was wearing a grey trenchcoat, carried one mean mother of a rocket launcher and had a face only its mother could love.

The monster walked towards Brad and picked him up. The monster then proceeded to impale Brad's head with a claw that shot out of its arm.

When Jill saw this she whistled and cheered the monster on. It was about time someone got rid of that waste of oxygen.

The Nemesis was a bit put off by this and glared at the young lady nearby. It had just done something really bad arse and there she was cheering him on.

The Nemesis did not know what to do, its train of thought had been interrupted by the rude young lady. It stood their for a few seconds with Brad's dead body in one hand and a confused look on its face.

Jill laughed out hysterically as she could see the monster was confused.

The now embarassed Nemesis was not very happy at becoming the butt of a joke. It dropped Brad's lifeless body to the ground and turned to face Jill. He let then let out a deep throaty, "S.T.A.R.SSSSSS."

Jill whispered, "Oh fuck, why do you always have to get yourself in trouble?"

Jill closed her eyes expecting the worst. After a few seconds of not receiving her death blow she opened one to see that the Nemesis had been still. She opened both eyes to see that the monster was frozen still. the Nemesis was standing still mid stride like a statue.

What the fuck is going on here? thought Jill.

Suddenly a voice in her subconcious said fight the monster or run inside the R.P.D. What the hell was that she thought? The voice repeated itself again and again.

Jill wanted to run back to the streets of Raccoon City but the sub concious voice wouldn't let her.

The mobile phone in Jill's pocket rang again.

Jill pulled it out and pressed the recieve button.

"Ah hello," said a very nervous Jill.

"Its me the director again. You do realise that you have to take one of the two choices now......... Hey Nemie take 2."

The Nemesis finished his stride and walking other to the nearby gates. It leant against them and pulled out a ciggie from its trenchcoat.It then pulled out a lighter, lit it and took a drag from the ciggie.

Jill was astonished at this. After a few seconds of looking at the smoking monster she collected her thoughts back together and angrily said, "Why is that? Why can't determine my own path?"

"Cause when we programmed this game we knew it was a cheap RE2 rip off so to make it different we'd put this crappy option in."

"Do you really think that people are that gulable, that they would play a nearly identical version of RE2?" questioned Jill.

"Well we've sold over 100,000 copies of it so far," said the amused director.

Jill paused for a moment, she was beginning to grown pissed off.

Jill then scremed into the phone, "For fucks sake you the biggest wanker i've met in years."

Jill hung up the phone and shoved it back in her pocket.

She noticed that the Nemesis was still on a smoke break. She saw her moment of oppuntinity and took it. She ran as fast as she could towards the main doors to the R.P.D.

The Nemesis was thinking about what he was going to do later and lazily looked over in the young womens direction. He could now see that she was running towards the police station entrance. He quickly flicked his ciggerette away and ran as fast as he could to the now fleeing young women.

Jill was only metres away from the door but could see the monster had caught to her trying to get into the police station. She gritted her teeth and pushed herself as hard as possible. She opened the door and flung herself inside.

The door slammed shut behind her.

She got up on her feet and looked back at the doors.

The doors were voilently being barged against. However they were still intact, that didn't make much sense she thought. A 10 foot freak like that should bust them open with one finger.

She could hear the monster on the other side say, "Hey that was not fair, you took advantage of me, i feel voilated now."

The monster continued banging away half heartily at the doors for a few more minutes before giving up. The Nemesis could be heard saying, "Stuff this i'm going for another smoke."

Jill sighed with relief, she should be safe in the R.P.D for a while.