Zelda behind the scenes

Zelda behind the scenes

Ganondorf's tower

Ganondorf: I will now kill you Link!! Muhahaha-* sees himself in Link's Shied and screams * Make-up WHAT THE ::beep:: did you ::beep: do to my :beeping: beautiful face????????!!!!!

Director: Uh oh...run!!!!!

Zora's domain

Link dives off the waterfall and into the water below. He comes back up waving his arms and screaming

Link: I can't swim!!!! HHHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!

Director: Opps...

Kakariko Village

Link: * talking to the cucco Lady * Sure I'll get your ch-

Mario: Come on Boys...and Jigglypuff. Let's get him!!!!

All the ppl on Super smash brothers run at Link

Link: * screams like Johnny Bravo and runs away*

Director: How did they get past Security?! CUT!!!!

Link's house

Link: * is running around in circles * Help!!!! I...can't...stop!!!

Director: Okay who left the control stick tilted?!

Hyrule Market

Link walks in when 3 boys run up to him. 1 has only 3 hairs; the next has a black sock on his head and the third-

Ed: Chicken!!!!

...Is running after the cucco...

Eddy: Hey green dude. Wanna buy some ice cream? Only 25 cents! * holds out a plastic ice cream cone *

Director: Cut...

Ed: * is hugging the cucco to death *

Lon Lon Ranch

Link walks manly like up to Malon.

Link: Hey beautiful, how would you like to take a ride on the loooove boat.

Navi: HeyHeyLinkLisenLisen!!!!!!

Link: Gah!! A right Navi! You're going down!

Navi: AHHHHHHHHH!!! * flies away REALLY fast with Link right behind her *

Director's assistant: Uh...should we cut?

Director: No this is getting good...

Death Mt

Link: What the...* looks up *

Sheik jumps down and crashes though the bridge and into the ground below*

Sheik: Ow...

Director: Cut....

Retake

Link:: * looks up * What the...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Sheik lands on top of him

Sheik: opps...

Link: owe...

Retake

Link: What the... * looks up when Sheik is supposed to jump down *

::nothing happens:

Link: * clears throat * I said 'What the...?'

::still nothing::

Link: I quite * walks off *

Note: I'll add mare later PLEASE r/r! It's almost my b-day ^_^