OoT
Lon Lon Ranch
Link: * runs in with black glasses on and a lightning scar thingy on his forehead *
Director: Uh...what's with you?
Link: I'm Harry Potter!!!!
Director: Oh...please not you to...cut...
Kokiri Forest
Deku Tree: Like man, Why do I have to like say 'Thou''s and 'Thy''s all the time man! It's just not right man.
Director: Because it's better then hippie talk! Now practice your lines!
Deku Tree: But the lines are just freaking out man! They're freaking me out!
Link: You're freaking me out!
Kokiri Forest
Deku Tree: Has thou art got the c-c-...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHhCCCCCOOOO
Link: * screams and it blown back into Death Mt*
Malon: Wow...Look at him fly.
*CRASH!!!!! *
Director: oh that hurt...
Ganondorf s Tower
Link: *walks in as Ganondorf plays the organ * Hey do you know the Muffin man song?
Ganondorf: Oh...my fav! *starts playing 'Do you know the muffin man' * Do you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man....
Director: oh please...cut...
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When you meat Kafei
Link: Why are you wearing a skirt?
Kafei: it's not a skirt! They're just long pants...
Link: It's a skirt...
Kafei: Look who's talking, tight boy.
Link: Hey!!!!
Director: ...gees...why do I work with little kids? * sighs* cut
Entrance to the swamp
Link: * walks in and a wolf appears* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! * faints*
Director: ...just put the "game over" sign up and it's good
After getting a few swap fairies
Great Fairy: I still need 3 more! Go back and find them please.
*Fairies surround Link to heal him but instead they all start beating him up *
Link: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP! I'M BEING BEAT UP BY LITTLE FLY THINGYS! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *waves his arms to get them away *
Director: Hm...Maybe we can put this in the game...
Beginning scenes
Link: * walking though the creepy forest on Epona* * fairies appear to scare Epona and-*
Director: CUT! Stunt Double.
*Zelda runs out, putting on a green cap *
Link: Zelda? Hey that's not fair!
Director: You said you didn't want to get hurt anymore...
Link: Yeah but...
Zelda: * pushes Link off the house and jumps on* Action!
Link: Hey wait AHHHHH!!! * gets tramped by Epona* ...Ow...
When the big turtle dude comes out of the water
Zora Link: * gasps*
*the big turtle dude raises from the water, looks at Link and eats him *
Turtle dude: MMM...Taste like chicken!
Director: ...That was weird...
*Link is sitting in a hospital bed covered in turtle spit, bite and little punch marks and hoof prints. His legs are both in casts and so is his arm *
*Malon, Saria, and Zelda walk in *
Malon: *giggles * poor Link...did you hear the news?
Link: ...What news?
Zelda: Nintendo just released the new GameCube
Link: So?
Saria: And there might be a new Zelda game coming out on it...
Link: *eyes grow wide * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
