OoT

Lon Lon Ranch

Link: * runs in with black glasses on and a lightning scar thingy on his forehead *

Director: Uh...what's with you?

Link: I'm Harry Potter!!!!

Director: Oh...please not you to...cut...

Kokiri Forest

Deku Tree: Like man, Why do I have to like say 'Thou''s and 'Thy''s all the time man! It's just not right man.

Director: Because it's better then hippie talk! Now practice your lines!

Deku Tree: But the lines are just freaking out man! They're freaking me out!

Link: You're freaking me out!

Kokiri Forest

Deku Tree: Has thou art got the c-c-...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHhCCCCCOOOO

Link: * screams and it blown back into Death Mt*

Malon: Wow...Look at him fly.

*CRASH!!!!! *

Director: oh that hurt...

Ganondorf s Tower

Link: *walks in as Ganondorf plays the organ * Hey do you know the Muffin man song?

Ganondorf: Oh...my fav! *starts playing 'Do you know the muffin man' * Do you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man....

Director: oh please...cut...

MM

When you meat Kafei

Link: Why are you wearing a skirt?

Kafei: it's not a skirt! They're just long pants...

Link: It's a skirt...

Kafei: Look who's talking, tight boy.

Link: Hey!!!!

Director: ...gees...why do I work with little kids? * sighs* cut

Entrance to the swamp

Link: * walks in and a wolf appears* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! * faints*

Director: ...just put the "game over" sign up and it's good

After getting a few swap fairies

Great Fairy: I still need 3 more! Go back and find them please.

*Fairies surround Link to heal him but instead they all start beating him up *

Link: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP! I'M BEING BEAT UP BY LITTLE FLY THINGYS! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *waves his arms to get them away *

Director: Hm...Maybe we can put this in the game...

Beginning scenes

Link: * walking though the creepy forest on Epona* * fairies appear to scare Epona and-*

Director: CUT! Stunt Double.

*Zelda runs out, putting on a green cap *

Link: Zelda? Hey that's not fair!

Director: You said you didn't want to get hurt anymore...

Link: Yeah but...

Zelda: * pushes Link off the house and jumps on* Action!

Link: Hey wait AHHHHH!!! * gets tramped by Epona* ...Ow...

When the big turtle dude comes out of the water

Zora Link: * gasps*

*the big turtle dude raises from the water, looks at Link and eats him *

Turtle dude: MMM...Taste like chicken!

Director: ...That was weird...

*Link is sitting in a hospital bed covered in turtle spit, bite and little punch marks and hoof prints. His legs are both in casts and so is his arm *

*Malon, Saria, and Zelda walk in *

Malon: *giggles * poor Link...did you hear the news?
Link: ...What news?
Zelda: Nintendo just released the new GameCube

Link: So?
Saria: And there might be a new Zelda game coming out on it...

Link: *eyes grow wide * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!