I do not own the rights to Resident Evil or any of its characters, Capcom does. I also do not make any money by writing this story. This is my second fan fic, I have only played the games RE, RE2 and RE3. So I may get the plot wrong compared to the resident Evil novels.
I do like RE3 but its just so fun taking the piss out of it.
There might be a few spelling and grammar errors cause i don't have a spellchecker and grammar checker at the moment.
Jill and Nemesis's excellent adventure
By S.T.A.R.S
Chapter 6
The Nemesis had woken to see that the young lady had left. He was still fuming at how she managed to put him down in the first place. Of course he was not designed to be put down that easily, the more damage you gave him the more he eveloved to compensate that. After waking up he had limped to a safe place to gain its strength back and refelect with what had gone wrong at its last attampt. It had seeked refuge on a rooftop near Raccoon City power plant.
The Nemesis fiddled with it's rocket launcher while deep in thought. What had gone wrong it thought? One moment it was thinking clear and concise and next thing it knew all it wanted to do was jump the women's bones it had been chasing. Perhaps a bit of humanity still remained in the monster that Umbrella had created. Or prehaps he was just a horny monster, who knows. He couldn't remember too much before his transformation all he knew was that he used to be human.
Someone who made him was nice enough tell it about its past life before being a monster.
He used to work for Umbrella and used to work in the U.B.C.C.C (Umbrella Biohazzard Crap Cleanup Crew). They were a very elite trained bunch of janators who would risk life and limb to clean up anything from zombie turds to hunter turds so the biohazzard freaks could have a happy existence.
He had apparently enjoyed his time in the U.B.C.C.C and was about to be promoted to the highest level in his profession, the U.C.C (Umbrella Cleaning Crew [plain old janator]).
However he had been bought in dead one day after a tragic accident with an electric sweedish pennis power pump. He had been told that he had tried to use it in the bath. That told the Nemesis two things about its old self, he was extremely stupid and very horny.
The doctors who transformed him into a monster were very impressed with his errect pennis even after death. The doctors had to go to extradinary measures to fix his huge boner.
A tear of pain came to his one good eye when he thought what they did to his family jewels.
Anyway the young women's errect nipples had stirred something that he thought was long dead in him, his humanity. This meant he was starting to remember what he liked and disliked in his old life.
The Nemesis had stopped at a few stores on his way to his refuge. He had picked up a couple things, an MP3 player to play his favourite rock music, some more ammo, some more malbros which it had found it was running low on and some cuban cigars which it planned to smoke in celebration when it killed the young lady.
The Nemesis thought about how he had been promised a big part in a RE game. Capcom had told him he would be a big super star like Willian Birkin. They actually had promised RE Code Vernica to him but ditched him from the project due to his bad smoking habbit. Capcom had said he was not a good enough role model to promote the Sega Dreamcast. The Nemesis had tried to argue back with saying that if Sonic can still get a game why can't it? Of course they didn't listen. The Nemesis had tried to go out and prove how good he was. After several court cases and AVO's later against sonic he had learnt that he should give up. He had learn that sonic that hedgehog was much harder to kill then he looked.
He had given up all hope when they tolh him that RE2 would be the last game of the playstation. However Capcom realised they could milk the PS1 just a bit more and decided to release RE3. The Nemesis knew that this was its big chance and it could not let it slip by. It had to make itself out to be seperate itself from the pack. Thats why he tried double as hard as William did, trying to make more appearances and be tougher then he was. Plus Capcom had put him on an extremely tight timeline and budget. He had been told when he should appear and to use his rocket launcher sparingly.
Who was he trying to fool anyway? He was in a market full of much badder guys? How could he compare against other classics like Liquid Snake and William Birkin. He would be soon forgotten once the new RE came out.
The Nemesis put his head between his legs and thought of happy thoughts.
Something clicked and he suddenly realised that he shouldn't feel sorry for himself. He was in city that was in complete devastation, he was the biggest and meanest mother out there, no one could tell what to do, how cool is that?
The Nemesis suddenly could hear a group of zombies coming along, he looked down and good see a group of 10 or so zombies suffling off towards the power station.
One of the zombies could be heard saying, "Hey Fred, hows the wife and kids going?"
Fred replied with, "Talk about a pain in the arse, i had to savage one of them to shutup."
The Nemesis looked on eagerly at the zombie group and smiled wickedily to itself and grabbed its rocket launcher. It picked up the MP3 player and set it to shuffle and pressed play. The Limp Bizkit song 'I disappear' began to play through the MP3 player.
The group of zombies looked up at where the source of the music was coming from.
Suddenly from no where came a rocket tearing the first zombie clean in two and obliterating another zombie totally.
One of the zombies looked at his his obliterated friend and asked, "Fred are you OK?"
The Nemesis chuckled to himself at the zombies question.
The Nemesis let off several more rockets until the zombie pack was no more. The Nemesis pulled out a cuban cigar, bit the end of it and lit it. It took a drae and blew a few smoke circles.
The Nemesis then muttered, "I'm back in business baby, i'm back in business."
With this it jumped onto its feet and chased after Jill Valentine. The Nemesis had a renewed strenth and was more determined then ever.
I hope that wasn't too bad, got exams coming up so chapters might be posted not as fast as usual sorry. Please read and review :)
I do like RE3 but its just so fun taking the piss out of it.
There might be a few spelling and grammar errors cause i don't have a spellchecker and grammar checker at the moment.
Jill and Nemesis's excellent adventure
By S.T.A.R.S
Chapter 6
The Nemesis had woken to see that the young lady had left. He was still fuming at how she managed to put him down in the first place. Of course he was not designed to be put down that easily, the more damage you gave him the more he eveloved to compensate that. After waking up he had limped to a safe place to gain its strength back and refelect with what had gone wrong at its last attampt. It had seeked refuge on a rooftop near Raccoon City power plant.
The Nemesis fiddled with it's rocket launcher while deep in thought. What had gone wrong it thought? One moment it was thinking clear and concise and next thing it knew all it wanted to do was jump the women's bones it had been chasing. Perhaps a bit of humanity still remained in the monster that Umbrella had created. Or prehaps he was just a horny monster, who knows. He couldn't remember too much before his transformation all he knew was that he used to be human.
Someone who made him was nice enough tell it about its past life before being a monster.
He used to work for Umbrella and used to work in the U.B.C.C.C (Umbrella Biohazzard Crap Cleanup Crew). They were a very elite trained bunch of janators who would risk life and limb to clean up anything from zombie turds to hunter turds so the biohazzard freaks could have a happy existence.
He had apparently enjoyed his time in the U.B.C.C.C and was about to be promoted to the highest level in his profession, the U.C.C (Umbrella Cleaning Crew [plain old janator]).
However he had been bought in dead one day after a tragic accident with an electric sweedish pennis power pump. He had been told that he had tried to use it in the bath. That told the Nemesis two things about its old self, he was extremely stupid and very horny.
The doctors who transformed him into a monster were very impressed with his errect pennis even after death. The doctors had to go to extradinary measures to fix his huge boner.
A tear of pain came to his one good eye when he thought what they did to his family jewels.
Anyway the young women's errect nipples had stirred something that he thought was long dead in him, his humanity. This meant he was starting to remember what he liked and disliked in his old life.
The Nemesis had stopped at a few stores on his way to his refuge. He had picked up a couple things, an MP3 player to play his favourite rock music, some more ammo, some more malbros which it had found it was running low on and some cuban cigars which it planned to smoke in celebration when it killed the young lady.
The Nemesis thought about how he had been promised a big part in a RE game. Capcom had told him he would be a big super star like Willian Birkin. They actually had promised RE Code Vernica to him but ditched him from the project due to his bad smoking habbit. Capcom had said he was not a good enough role model to promote the Sega Dreamcast. The Nemesis had tried to argue back with saying that if Sonic can still get a game why can't it? Of course they didn't listen. The Nemesis had tried to go out and prove how good he was. After several court cases and AVO's later against sonic he had learnt that he should give up. He had learn that sonic that hedgehog was much harder to kill then he looked.
He had given up all hope when they tolh him that RE2 would be the last game of the playstation. However Capcom realised they could milk the PS1 just a bit more and decided to release RE3. The Nemesis knew that this was its big chance and it could not let it slip by. It had to make itself out to be seperate itself from the pack. Thats why he tried double as hard as William did, trying to make more appearances and be tougher then he was. Plus Capcom had put him on an extremely tight timeline and budget. He had been told when he should appear and to use his rocket launcher sparingly.
Who was he trying to fool anyway? He was in a market full of much badder guys? How could he compare against other classics like Liquid Snake and William Birkin. He would be soon forgotten once the new RE came out.
The Nemesis put his head between his legs and thought of happy thoughts.
Something clicked and he suddenly realised that he shouldn't feel sorry for himself. He was in city that was in complete devastation, he was the biggest and meanest mother out there, no one could tell what to do, how cool is that?
The Nemesis suddenly could hear a group of zombies coming along, he looked down and good see a group of 10 or so zombies suffling off towards the power station.
One of the zombies could be heard saying, "Hey Fred, hows the wife and kids going?"
Fred replied with, "Talk about a pain in the arse, i had to savage one of them to shutup."
The Nemesis looked on eagerly at the zombie group and smiled wickedily to itself and grabbed its rocket launcher. It picked up the MP3 player and set it to shuffle and pressed play. The Limp Bizkit song 'I disappear' began to play through the MP3 player.
The group of zombies looked up at where the source of the music was coming from.
Suddenly from no where came a rocket tearing the first zombie clean in two and obliterating another zombie totally.
One of the zombies looked at his his obliterated friend and asked, "Fred are you OK?"
The Nemesis chuckled to himself at the zombies question.
The Nemesis let off several more rockets until the zombie pack was no more. The Nemesis pulled out a cuban cigar, bit the end of it and lit it. It took a drae and blew a few smoke circles.
The Nemesis then muttered, "I'm back in business baby, i'm back in business."
With this it jumped onto its feet and chased after Jill Valentine. The Nemesis had a renewed strenth and was more determined then ever.
I hope that wasn't too bad, got exams coming up so chapters might be posted not as fast as usual sorry. Please read and review :)
