Okay people, this story is my revenge on all the authors I know you all hate. Troy Denning, R. A. Salvatore, Barbara Hambly, and Kathy Tyers. If you haven't read the NJO books yet, I might spoil some things, so beware. I hope you enjoy it, cause I enjoyed thinking of all the ways I could make them suffer.

Taking Revenge on the Authors

Troy Denning, R. A. Salvatore, Barbara Hambly and Kathy Tyers are sitting in a room. They're discussing what else they could do to make the Star Wars universe more miserable.

"I know!" Spoke Kathy Tyers. "Let's shave Leia's hair off again. That was fun!"

"No, no." said R. A. Salvatore and Troy Denning in unison.

"Let's kill another character off, now that's fun." Said Salvatore. "Right Troy?"

"That's right, killing Anakin, was the best thing I did.

"Ha, that's no fun." Said Barbara Hambly. "We need to break up Luke and Mara and bring Callista back!" Just then the door burst open, interrupting their discussion. There, standing in full fighting stance, was Darth Maul, his double bladed lightsaber in his hands.

"At last we will have our revenge." Says Maul.

TBC....

A/N: Well, what do you think. Do you wanna see everyone's hated authors get sliced and diced? Is it worth continuing or is it really the stupid blabbing I thought it would be....