Harry Pothead, A Druggie has Secrets
Harry Pothead was sitting in his room underneath the stairs and practicing his "join rolling" for school. He was so happy because he would soon be able to return to Hogthepot school for Pot smoking and pottery. He wasn't allowed to do drugs at home, Aunt petunia made it forbidden. Suddenly he heard a noise from under his bead. He looked underneath his bed and saw a small elf with huge red eyes. "What's your name?" Harry asked.
"WOAH DON'T SHOUT" he screamed.
"Shhh!" Harry whispered back. "Don't act high, or they'll think I've been smoking."
"Well then PURPLE GIRAFFE!" He screamed. "Oh crap, I came here to tell you something, but I FORGOT. So FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!" He then ran around screaming and ran into a wall and was knocked out cold.
"Harry? Harry are you smoking?" he heard from the kitchen.
"No Sexy mama!" He replied. That is what Aunt petunia wanted him to call her from now often.
"You sure?" Uncle Vernon asked.
"Yes, my cute muscle man." He shuddered. That's what Uncle Vernon wanted him to call him from now on too. He turned back to roll some more joints when he saw Ron's face in the window with huge red eyes. He was making faces and making out with the window. Harry ran over to the window and flung it open. Ron's head fell in and Ron laughed and grabbed Harry's crotch.
"It feels so good, baby," He said.
"Harry! Harry, you're stoned aren't you?" Sexy Mama said. Harry could hear footsteps coming down the hall. Harry jumped out the window and noticed Ron's brother sitting in the car stoned too. He jumped in the back and so did Ron. Ron's brother started driving away.
"Joint?" He handed one back to Harry who grabbed it and started smoking it.
"I'M NAKED!" Ron said as he stood up without any clothes on. Harry, who was now stoned too, stood up and took off all of his clothes.
"Me TOO!" he shouted as he and Ron were standing up in the back seat naked. Suddenly the car hit a bump and they both fell. Ron fell onto Harry and they lied there on top of each other. "Heh, Ron, that feels good!" He said.
"I know." Ron replied. They started making out. Ron's brother was in the front seat laughing hysterically. Suddenly they heard a thump and saw that Hermione was sitting in the front seat.
"How'd you get here?" Ron asked looking up from his "work".
"I jumped from the bridge above you. I was trying to commit suicide, but OKAY. ANYWAY, I have my vibus 2000 in my pants right now. AND IT FEELS SO GOOD, mind if I join you back there?" She asked quickly.
"No." Ron and Harry said together. Hermione crawled into the back and took off her clothes and joined in. The car was driving beside a School bus of young elementary kids who opened their windows are laughing at them.
"Hey" Ron's brother said. "Why don't you join them?" So the kids jumped out of the windows one by one and joined the HUGE orgy in the back seat. Suddenly a Bird flew overhead and one of the kids grabbed it and made it join in. An old couple who were driving by stared in delight at the sight they saw. "Okay" Ron's brother said. "We're nearing the 'No non-smoker's zone of the school' we have to kick them out." So they threw all the kids and the bird out of the car while still driving. They then arrived at the school and ran through the halls naked. They then dressed up and went into the smoking lounge and watched the first years get sorted. Hermione and a whole lot of other girls were dancing in the raining beer in white bras.
"Let the drugging begin!" Smokesomemore said. Again they injected themselves with heroin and other drugs.
After this they went back to their dorms and not much happened until Christmas, the Final game of 'Crackish'.
Harry was in the locker room, naked, and ready to go along with everyone else, when he noticed the captain didn't have any.. Yeah.
"What happened?" he asked and pointed to it.
"I got it bitten off 2 years ago. I miss it a lot though!" He said rubbing himself. Harry cringed.
They heard a whistle and then walked out into the small field. They were playing Malfoy's team. Harry saw him without his family jewels and was staring at his 'area' smiling. Harry covered himself up. They all picked up their bags of crack, snorted it and got high. Harry saw someone in the distance and started walking towards him or her. Suddenly he felt something sucking on him, he looked down and sure enough it was Malfoy. They had lost the game. OH WELL, anyway.
Not much happened the rest of the year, except some stuff, which isn't important. So as they were packing in their dorms, Ron was looking at Harry.
"Harry." He said. "I have something to tell you. I LOVE YOU!" He screamed. "Want to have some fun before we leave each other." Of course, Harry, who is not gay, was high at the time and just said yes, so Ron had his fun. So anyway. They boarded the Cigarette and left Hogthepot and waited until next year.
Okay, that was REALLY bad, I know, but anyway, that was toward the people who like either gay jokes, or sex jokes. Anyway, as you know I like using "druggie" in the title, so every title will have Druggie in it, just as a ritual :D I'll be writing the 3rd really soon, Harry Pothead and the Druggie from Azkaban. :D okay anyway, read some other of my stories while waiting.
Harry Pothead was sitting in his room underneath the stairs and practicing his "join rolling" for school. He was so happy because he would soon be able to return to Hogthepot school for Pot smoking and pottery. He wasn't allowed to do drugs at home, Aunt petunia made it forbidden. Suddenly he heard a noise from under his bead. He looked underneath his bed and saw a small elf with huge red eyes. "What's your name?" Harry asked.
"WOAH DON'T SHOUT" he screamed.
"Shhh!" Harry whispered back. "Don't act high, or they'll think I've been smoking."
"Well then PURPLE GIRAFFE!" He screamed. "Oh crap, I came here to tell you something, but I FORGOT. So FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!" He then ran around screaming and ran into a wall and was knocked out cold.
"Harry? Harry are you smoking?" he heard from the kitchen.
"No Sexy mama!" He replied. That is what Aunt petunia wanted him to call her from now often.
"You sure?" Uncle Vernon asked.
"Yes, my cute muscle man." He shuddered. That's what Uncle Vernon wanted him to call him from now on too. He turned back to roll some more joints when he saw Ron's face in the window with huge red eyes. He was making faces and making out with the window. Harry ran over to the window and flung it open. Ron's head fell in and Ron laughed and grabbed Harry's crotch.
"It feels so good, baby," He said.
"Harry! Harry, you're stoned aren't you?" Sexy Mama said. Harry could hear footsteps coming down the hall. Harry jumped out the window and noticed Ron's brother sitting in the car stoned too. He jumped in the back and so did Ron. Ron's brother started driving away.
"Joint?" He handed one back to Harry who grabbed it and started smoking it.
"I'M NAKED!" Ron said as he stood up without any clothes on. Harry, who was now stoned too, stood up and took off all of his clothes.
"Me TOO!" he shouted as he and Ron were standing up in the back seat naked. Suddenly the car hit a bump and they both fell. Ron fell onto Harry and they lied there on top of each other. "Heh, Ron, that feels good!" He said.
"I know." Ron replied. They started making out. Ron's brother was in the front seat laughing hysterically. Suddenly they heard a thump and saw that Hermione was sitting in the front seat.
"How'd you get here?" Ron asked looking up from his "work".
"I jumped from the bridge above you. I was trying to commit suicide, but OKAY. ANYWAY, I have my vibus 2000 in my pants right now. AND IT FEELS SO GOOD, mind if I join you back there?" She asked quickly.
"No." Ron and Harry said together. Hermione crawled into the back and took off her clothes and joined in. The car was driving beside a School bus of young elementary kids who opened their windows are laughing at them.
"Hey" Ron's brother said. "Why don't you join them?" So the kids jumped out of the windows one by one and joined the HUGE orgy in the back seat. Suddenly a Bird flew overhead and one of the kids grabbed it and made it join in. An old couple who were driving by stared in delight at the sight they saw. "Okay" Ron's brother said. "We're nearing the 'No non-smoker's zone of the school' we have to kick them out." So they threw all the kids and the bird out of the car while still driving. They then arrived at the school and ran through the halls naked. They then dressed up and went into the smoking lounge and watched the first years get sorted. Hermione and a whole lot of other girls were dancing in the raining beer in white bras.
"Let the drugging begin!" Smokesomemore said. Again they injected themselves with heroin and other drugs.
After this they went back to their dorms and not much happened until Christmas, the Final game of 'Crackish'.
Harry was in the locker room, naked, and ready to go along with everyone else, when he noticed the captain didn't have any.. Yeah.
"What happened?" he asked and pointed to it.
"I got it bitten off 2 years ago. I miss it a lot though!" He said rubbing himself. Harry cringed.
They heard a whistle and then walked out into the small field. They were playing Malfoy's team. Harry saw him without his family jewels and was staring at his 'area' smiling. Harry covered himself up. They all picked up their bags of crack, snorted it and got high. Harry saw someone in the distance and started walking towards him or her. Suddenly he felt something sucking on him, he looked down and sure enough it was Malfoy. They had lost the game. OH WELL, anyway.
Not much happened the rest of the year, except some stuff, which isn't important. So as they were packing in their dorms, Ron was looking at Harry.
"Harry." He said. "I have something to tell you. I LOVE YOU!" He screamed. "Want to have some fun before we leave each other." Of course, Harry, who is not gay, was high at the time and just said yes, so Ron had his fun. So anyway. They boarded the Cigarette and left Hogthepot and waited until next year.
Okay, that was REALLY bad, I know, but anyway, that was toward the people who like either gay jokes, or sex jokes. Anyway, as you know I like using "druggie" in the title, so every title will have Druggie in it, just as a ritual :D I'll be writing the 3rd really soon, Harry Pothead and the Druggie from Azkaban. :D okay anyway, read some other of my stories while waiting.
