AN: Warning! OOC and bonnets! And Relena... well... I'm mean. And don't hate her either... oh well. You have been warned...
Ending A: Relena
Duo abruptly stopped. "What the-?" WuFei collided into him.
"Maxwell! Why did you-?! Peacecraft!" Relena was indeed in the living room. Presumably, she had gotten in through the back entrance with the key Heero had given her. She was currently sitting on the couch, watching the anime that Duo left on, eating his cereal.
"Oh, hello cats. You belong to Quatre?"
WuFei's ears drooped. "Why does everyone think we belong to Quatre?"
Duo cocked a brow. "Would Heero have a cat?"
"Granted, but still. Trowa has lions. Why not cats?"
"I'm allergic." Trowa deadpanned, coming up behind them, with Quatre and Heero at his sides.
"Oh."
"There are five of you?" Relena cocked her head. "So where did you come from?"
"L2!" Duo called out, but the Queen of the World didn't understand. WuFei cuffed him on the back of the head. "Baka!"
"Hey! You aren't Heero! Why are you calling me baka?"
"If the shoe fits!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yes, Maxwell, you are an idiot!"
"That's it! You are so dead! (1) Shinigami's coming for your soul!" With that, Duo launched himself at WuFei, and the two started rolling about the floor, biting and clawing.
Relena glared at the two neko-boys. "We'll have none of that!" She picked the two of them up by the scruff of their necks. "No fighting! Not when I'm around!" She plopped the two of them on separate ends of the couch.
After WuFei could breathe again (2), he sulkingly got off the poofy couch. "That was humiliating! Being separated by that...Onna!"
Heero glared at the Chinese cat-boy. "That is MY onna."
Quatre gasped in shock. "I think that is the most you ever said one the matter, Heero!"
"Well, I don't know where the boys are, but to make sure you are taken care of, you all are coming home with me!"(3) With that, Relena scooped Trowa and Heero under her arms and carried them out to her black-and-pink limo (so colored after one April fool's Day too close to Duo). She went back for the rest then drove them to her home. The cats, interestingly enough, stayed where she put them, all but for the Tiger, who insisted on riding in her lap. On the drive home, Relena could have sworn she saw the Black cat looking through the rearview mirror at the carsick Tabby.
******
A few days later...
"This is injustice!!"
WuFei was fruitlessly trying to rip the clown outfit off his petite form.
Trowa looked up from the enticing form of Quatre in a ballerina leotard. "It isn't that bad an occupation, WuFei."
The enraged cat swiped his clipped claws (4) at the dinosaur-suited pilot. Duo laughed. "It could be worse, 'Fei." Smirked the cowboy-kitten. "You could be Heero!"
Heero was a baby, complete with diaper, bonnet, and Binky (pacifier).
"Omae o korosu"
Duo laughed again. "Promises, promises."
Relena had been "taking care" of the cat boys for a week. By the third day, she had been getting progressively worse without finding Heero, and had begun the "dress up" sessions.
At that moment, the "evil onna" had just walked into the room. "Oh dear!" Quatre whimpered, smushing his tutu against the tail of the dinosaur. But Relena wasn't looking at the cowering (all but Heero that is) cats. She was staring at her hands.
They were paws.
The Gundam cat-boys watched as Relena went through the transformation they had, shifting into a cat-girl. At the very end, Heero was holding her as her human clothes fell off and she stepped out in her new neko-garb. "What? Heero?" She fell into his arms and tears in her eyes, and Duo made slight gagging noises.
~~~~~~~
Epilogue (to an ending? -.-)
Once she was calmed, and the boys changed out of their ridiculous costumes (Much to Trowa's hidden dismay) the neko-boys related their tales of their own transformations. Relena also heartily apologized for her actions.
Doctor J, after a brief search, gave up on ever finding any of the cat-boys.
And there was much rejoicing.
They all found that they rather liked being the nimble cat-people and learned to live on their own two...um...er... paws.
And they all lived kawaii-ly ever after, except for when Relena would fight Duo over the milk carton. And yes, Heero and Relena had many kawaii neko-boys-and-girls.
~*~*~
The end.
(awwwwwww!)
AKGaston: TeeHee! Fun! ^.^ And no explanation as to WHY either! Sorry! Bleh, that turned pure sap at the end... If you haven't already, go ahead and choose another ending. If you want to, only, of course.
1. Heheheh! Tai-Itsukun's "Mysterious Playing Around" lines! Hehehe! ^.^ I love these. If you've seen the FY OVA, then you'll understand. ^.~
2. You can only hold kittens like this. Adult cats can get strangled by their own weight.
3. Useless plot device. I'm not ashamed.
4. Note: Not De-clawed, just clipped.
Ending A: Relena
Duo abruptly stopped. "What the-?" WuFei collided into him.
"Maxwell! Why did you-?! Peacecraft!" Relena was indeed in the living room. Presumably, she had gotten in through the back entrance with the key Heero had given her. She was currently sitting on the couch, watching the anime that Duo left on, eating his cereal.
"Oh, hello cats. You belong to Quatre?"
WuFei's ears drooped. "Why does everyone think we belong to Quatre?"
Duo cocked a brow. "Would Heero have a cat?"
"Granted, but still. Trowa has lions. Why not cats?"
"I'm allergic." Trowa deadpanned, coming up behind them, with Quatre and Heero at his sides.
"Oh."
"There are five of you?" Relena cocked her head. "So where did you come from?"
"L2!" Duo called out, but the Queen of the World didn't understand. WuFei cuffed him on the back of the head. "Baka!"
"Hey! You aren't Heero! Why are you calling me baka?"
"If the shoe fits!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yes, Maxwell, you are an idiot!"
"That's it! You are so dead! (1) Shinigami's coming for your soul!" With that, Duo launched himself at WuFei, and the two started rolling about the floor, biting and clawing.
Relena glared at the two neko-boys. "We'll have none of that!" She picked the two of them up by the scruff of their necks. "No fighting! Not when I'm around!" She plopped the two of them on separate ends of the couch.
After WuFei could breathe again (2), he sulkingly got off the poofy couch. "That was humiliating! Being separated by that...Onna!"
Heero glared at the Chinese cat-boy. "That is MY onna."
Quatre gasped in shock. "I think that is the most you ever said one the matter, Heero!"
"Well, I don't know where the boys are, but to make sure you are taken care of, you all are coming home with me!"(3) With that, Relena scooped Trowa and Heero under her arms and carried them out to her black-and-pink limo (so colored after one April fool's Day too close to Duo). She went back for the rest then drove them to her home. The cats, interestingly enough, stayed where she put them, all but for the Tiger, who insisted on riding in her lap. On the drive home, Relena could have sworn she saw the Black cat looking through the rearview mirror at the carsick Tabby.
******
A few days later...
"This is injustice!!"
WuFei was fruitlessly trying to rip the clown outfit off his petite form.
Trowa looked up from the enticing form of Quatre in a ballerina leotard. "It isn't that bad an occupation, WuFei."
The enraged cat swiped his clipped claws (4) at the dinosaur-suited pilot. Duo laughed. "It could be worse, 'Fei." Smirked the cowboy-kitten. "You could be Heero!"
Heero was a baby, complete with diaper, bonnet, and Binky (pacifier).
"Omae o korosu"
Duo laughed again. "Promises, promises."
Relena had been "taking care" of the cat boys for a week. By the third day, she had been getting progressively worse without finding Heero, and had begun the "dress up" sessions.
At that moment, the "evil onna" had just walked into the room. "Oh dear!" Quatre whimpered, smushing his tutu against the tail of the dinosaur. But Relena wasn't looking at the cowering (all but Heero that is) cats. She was staring at her hands.
They were paws.
The Gundam cat-boys watched as Relena went through the transformation they had, shifting into a cat-girl. At the very end, Heero was holding her as her human clothes fell off and she stepped out in her new neko-garb. "What? Heero?" She fell into his arms and tears in her eyes, and Duo made slight gagging noises.
~~~~~~~
Epilogue (to an ending? -.-)
Once she was calmed, and the boys changed out of their ridiculous costumes (Much to Trowa's hidden dismay) the neko-boys related their tales of their own transformations. Relena also heartily apologized for her actions.
Doctor J, after a brief search, gave up on ever finding any of the cat-boys.
And there was much rejoicing.
They all found that they rather liked being the nimble cat-people and learned to live on their own two...um...er... paws.
And they all lived kawaii-ly ever after, except for when Relena would fight Duo over the milk carton. And yes, Heero and Relena had many kawaii neko-boys-and-girls.
~*~*~
The end.
(awwwwwww!)
AKGaston: TeeHee! Fun! ^.^ And no explanation as to WHY either! Sorry! Bleh, that turned pure sap at the end... If you haven't already, go ahead and choose another ending. If you want to, only, of course.
1. Heheheh! Tai-Itsukun's "Mysterious Playing Around" lines! Hehehe! ^.^ I love these. If you've seen the FY OVA, then you'll understand. ^.~
2. You can only hold kittens like this. Adult cats can get strangled by their own weight.
3. Useless plot device. I'm not ashamed.
4. Note: Not De-clawed, just clipped.
