AN: Ack! None of the endings really went where I wanted them to, they just... went where they did... Oh, well. Can't win them all. This is the major sap /shounen ai ending. Not so much humor. I tried! I really did!

Ending C: Delusional

Duo flumped back down on the red couch. Actually, he clawed his way up the side, walked along the back, then curled up on a cushion. The anime flickered across his face as he stared at the screen. He lapped at the milk in the cereal bowl, before realizing WuFei had been staring at him the entire time. "What?"

The Chinese cat-boy glared at Duo.

"WHAT?"

With a sigh, WuFei settled himself on the other side of the couch, looking very small on the plush seat. "You are enjoying this aren't you?"

Duo shrugged. "I can't do anything to change it, I don't know how. So I might as well have some fun being a cat-boy."

WuFei looked at him oddly across the expanse of the orange couch. Shaking his head, ears twitching, he clarified. "I meant the anime. I don't see how this can entertain you so much. It just about a stupid onna who is..." he narrowed his eyes at the screen. "...Trapped in a mirror world while her reflection wreaks havoc with her traveling companions. One of whom is in drag."

Duo rolled his eyes and flicked his tail. "Well, let's just watch how she fixes that injustice!"

The two watched in companionable silence until Duo caught WuFei staring at him while eating again. "WHAT?"

"Why are you eating like that?" one of the dark haired boy's eyebrows was raised in confusion.

Duo sighed, holding up his paws. "I can't eat with them when the are like this!"

WuFei looked even more confused. "Did you hurt them?"

The braided cat-boy glared. "Yours look like mine, right?" he stated, gesturing to the shorter boy's paws.

"Yes..."

"Well, you try holding a spoon when they're like this!" WuFei looked even more confused by the explanation, if it were possible. Reaching across the purple cushion between them, he expertly picked up the spoon. Duo's jaw dropped. The room seemed to spin slightly.

"How... How did you? Jeeze, 'Fei, you've more talent than I had thought!"

WuFei's tail twitched in concern. "Maxwell, it was only a spoon."

"But, even with the cat-paws! Man, I am impressed!" Duo's eyes glittered in their amazement.

WuFei was starting to get concerned. "Maxwell, are you feeling alright? You keep mentioning cats."

Duo snorted, standing on the blue couch, grabbing his tail and waving it at the dark eyed one. "Well, hmm, I wonder why? Could it be the fact we were turned into cat-beings with no explanation?"

WuFei hopped off the couch, looking up at Duo's glaring violet eyes. They were practicely sparkling, they were shining so bright...

...Fever bright...

"Maxwell, sit down please. I think you need to relax for a spell."

"Why is Duo standing on the couch with a bowl in his hand?" Quatre's voice filtered in through the doorway.

WuFei turned to his fair-haired companion. "I think Maxwell is ill."

Duo snorted, jumping slightly. "Ha! I'm not the one in denial, pal. Can't you see the tail? The ears? Hell, you were the one to force me to look at myself and not the mirror!"

WuFei would have been biting his lip if it weren't for the weakness it showed. "Duo, I haven't seen you since you first woke up."

The braided one stopped hopping, but the world continued to swim before his eyes. "Whoa," he exclaimed, dropping the bowl, distantly hearing it shatter. He eased himself onto the cushion, and saw the green one at the far end writhe as if made of snakes. Duo rubbed at his eyes. "...Waiiiiiit. Isn't this couch supposed to be RED?"

WuFei cautiously approached the gasping form of his friend. He turned the back of his hand to the American's forehead, wincing at the raging heat. "Duo, you are going to bed."

Duo was currently watching the multi-colored teddy bears match by, followed by hammers. "Whoa, 'Fei aren't they weird? Hey, did you just call me Duo?" Flowers were blooming out of the broken bowl and then they were... "Hey! Flowers are NOT supposed to do THAT!"

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Duo woke up in his own bed, his eyes hurting and his mouth achingly dry. He felt a cool washcloth being pressed against his forehead. "Wa-" was all he could croak. He dizzily saw a glass, then felt it against his lips. He gratefully took a sip. The thanks for Quatre's kindness died on his lips as he saw who was nurturing him.

WuFei.

"How? How did I get here?" He asked.

WuFei met his gaze head on. "You passed out after grabbing at shards of the broken bowl, railing about how ecchi it was." Duo had a brief flash of flowers doing some very odd acts. The Chinese boy continued. "That was three days ago. I carried you back here and... have watched over you."

"Three days?" WuFei looked annoyed at the question. Duo swallowed, preparing himself for the next one, or rather the answer. "Why you?" WuFei looked away for a brief moment, then black met violet once again.

"Because I care."

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The End

AKGaston: Well that was different. Hehheh! The transformation was explained this time! And yes, I do like "The Wall" why do you ask? And the bears were the Grateful Dead Bears. I don't own either. Hell, I'm not old enough to.

But, anyways, please go back and choose another ending, if you haven't done so already. That is, only is you want to, of course.