Title: The Potty and the Puddy
Author: Long Underwear
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry or the Sorting Hat, heck I don't even own Blaise Zabini...but that puddy is all mine.
Summary: Harry makes a discovery.
Notes: Once upon a time there was a happy little sausage named Baldrick and he lived happily ever after.
One day Harry Potter went to the bathroom to take a shit, but on his way he came across a silly little piece of puddy. The reason it was so silly was that when you rubbed it hard enough and said my boots, hair, and butt cheeks are on fire it starts to sing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore. All throughout the history of Hogwarts, this silly little puddy has been in constant competition with the Sorting Hat over who has the better singing voice. No one knows for sure who has the better voice, but the Sorting Hat is used to sort because the name Sorting Hat sounds better than the name Sorting Puddy and people would rather put a hat on their head than put a silly little piece of puddy on their head. Harry never actually made it to the bathroom and he shit his pants because he was so interested in the silly puddy. And they all lived happily ever after.
Author: Long Underwear
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry or the Sorting Hat, heck I don't even own Blaise Zabini...but that puddy is all mine.
Summary: Harry makes a discovery.
Notes: Once upon a time there was a happy little sausage named Baldrick and he lived happily ever after.
One day Harry Potter went to the bathroom to take a shit, but on his way he came across a silly little piece of puddy. The reason it was so silly was that when you rubbed it hard enough and said my boots, hair, and butt cheeks are on fire it starts to sing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore. All throughout the history of Hogwarts, this silly little puddy has been in constant competition with the Sorting Hat over who has the better singing voice. No one knows for sure who has the better voice, but the Sorting Hat is used to sort because the name Sorting Hat sounds better than the name Sorting Puddy and people would rather put a hat on their head than put a silly little piece of puddy on their head. Harry never actually made it to the bathroom and he shit his pants because he was so interested in the silly puddy. And they all lived happily ever after.
