Title: The Potty and the Puddy
Author: Long Underwear
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry or the Sorting Hat, heck I don't even own Blaise Zabini...but that puddy is all mine.
Summary: Harry makes a discovery.
Notes: Once upon a time there was a happy little sausage named Baldrick and he lived happily ever after.

A few weeks after harry had first run into the silly little puddy he could not get the puddy out of his head. He went looking for it, but could not find it. Another night he had gone to the bathroom again to take another shit. He once again found the puddy and rubbed it hard and said my boots, hair, and butt cheeks are on fire. The puddy then sang the H.M.S. Pinafore again. Harry, remembering the silly little puddy's scuffle with the Sorting Hat, decided to bring peace between the two singers. He put the two in a locked room together and let them try to make up. After many hours of squabbling the two little fellows made up and decided to enter the Hogwarts talent show. The did very well indeed, but they lost because they were simply no match for the Jumping Jews of Jerusalum (otherwise known as Blaise Zabini). So the silly little puddy was very upset and never talked to the hat or Blaise again. Harry then realized the oozing brown lump in his trousers and realized he had forgotten to go to the bathroom again.