Summary: A collection of parody songs pertaining to the whackiness of the X-Men universe ^_^ Included in the collection are "Independant X-Women" and "Opalicious!". More will be added every now and then.
Notes: Only two songs as of me posting this on 12/06, but there hopefully will be more in the near future ^_^ This first one is "Independant X-Woman", based on the Destiny's Child song "Independant Woman". Basically, you can chalk this up to what was going on with the X-Women circa the 2000 Claremont Revolution.
Disclaimer: Well this isn't really a story, but !@#$ it, I don't own the X-Men, Marvel does. The song "Independant Woman" belongs to Beyonce Knowles and the peeps at Columbia records, I just tweaked it to make this little diddy ^_^
"Independant X-Woman"
Pryde, Kitty,
With my girl Jean,
'Ro Munroe, Bets, and Cece,
Rogue-y's X-Girls, come on,
Uh, uh, uh,
Question!
Tell me what you think about me,
My friends are in danger but I'm gonna party,
Do not call me tele if you feelin' lonely,
Girl need a shoulder go find Wolverine,
Question!
Tell me how you feel about this,
Diss my new costume I'll get really pissed,
Boyfriend do not threaten me with all yo' muscle mass,
Try to push my buttons I will kick your ass
These great double-D's,
I'll flaunt 'em,
This slammin' white streak,
I'll flaunt it,
My brand-new teke,
I'll flaunt it,
'Cuz I'm an X-Lady,
If I wanted,
The wings your flappin',
I'll 'sorb 'em,
The rays your blastin',
I'll 'sorb 'em,
The claws your slashin',
I'll 'sorb 'em,
'Cuz I'm an X-Lady, I'm an X-Lady
All X-Women, who independant,
Throw your hands up at me,
All X-Honies, who makin' money,
Throw your hands up at me,
All X-Mamas, who beat down malas,
Throw your hands up at me,
All X-Ladies, who truly feel me,
Throw your hands up at me
Girl, I didn't know you could throw down like that,
Roguey how your X-Girls throw down like that,
Girl, I didn't know you could throw down like that,
Roguey how your X-Girls throw down like that
Tell me what you think about this,
Who would I chose if I was gonna kiss,
Maybe go a round or two with Mr. Colossus,
Gonna scratch that cajun traitor off my list,
Question!
How you like these powers that I brought,
Try to ice my girls now you gonna get caught,
Boyfriend do you really wanna end up like the Goth,
Don't forget I'm written by Chris Claremont
These great double-D's,
I'll flaunt 'em,
This slammin' white streak,
I'll flaunt it,
My brand-new teke,
I'll flaunt it,
'Cuz I'm an X-Lady,
If I wanted,
The wings your flappin',
I'll 'sorb 'em,
The rays your blastin',
I'll 'sorb 'em,
The claws your slashin',
I'll 'sorb 'em,
'Cuz I'm an X-Lady, I'm an X-Lady
All X-Women, who independant,
Throw your hands up at me,
All X-Honies, who makin' money,
Throw your hands up at me,
All X-Mamas, who beat down malas,
Throw your hands up at me,
All X-Ladies, who truly feel me,
Throw your hands up at me
Girl, I didn't know you could throw down like that,
Roguey how your X-Girls throw down like that,
Girl, I didn't know you could throw down like that,
Roguey how your X-Girls throw down like that
Destiny, child...
What's up?
You in da house?
Sho nuff!
We'll break these flatscans off, X-Girl style
Girls of X, Charlie,
Independant muties,
No one else can scare me,
Roguey's X-Girls
Oh, all X-Women, who independant,
Throw your hands up at me,
All X-Honies, who makin' money,
Throw your hands up at me,
All X-Mamas, who beat down malas,
Throw your hands up at me,
All X-Ladies, who truly feel me,
Throw your hands up at me
Girl, I didn't know you could throw down like that,
Roguey how your X-Girls throw down like that,
Girl, I didn't know you could throw down like that,
Roguey how your X-Girls throw down like that
Girl, I didn't know you could throw down like that,
Roguey how your X-Girls throw down like that,
Girl, I didn't know you could throw down like that,
Roguey how your X-Girls throw down like that
