The Hurt


Disclaimer: Okay people, you know I don't own street fighter. It all belongs to Capcom. I think. So don't even try to sue me!

Akuma: Why wouldn't people want to sue you! You're just a fool.

Shadow2000: Hey! Don't ever say theater getting a extra beating for that.....

Akuma: Okay! I'll stop!

Shadow2000: Too late.....

Author Note: This is my first fic. Please don't rant but at least some tips.

"La La La.......le looo!" Sagat walks around in a park with an umbrella on a sunny day. How beautiful he thinks.

Sagat: I don't sing la looo whatever with an umbrella in a park. I destroy! (In baby voice) you make me feel like wittle baby......

Shadow2000: Too bad. Well, i'll just send you back, for now.

Sagat:(Heavy gulp)

Shadow2000: Anyway....

" Now what? This is so boring. Man some people to crunch.....wait!!!!(Girly voice) I can call shadowloo. Okay? Okay!" Sagat says. He calls the shadowloo number on his cellphone which is acquired from when you become a shadowloo servant( Not presented on this program even though he has trouble....)

" Okay.....20, H, no, 23, yeah, 78, uhhh, I think, 1, and that's it. Now where's the ring?" Sagat says like a dumb person. A bewildered look on his face.

Shadow2000: Hey I said no number.....

Sagat: Heh heh......wait, you said I was a dumb person!

Shadow2000: I didn't....Akuma.......rrrrrrrrr.......

"Hello? Who is this? Sagat says like a little child. He was turning his knees nervously.

"Stop calling me! This is the restaurant, The Blade Food! (In low voice) Bother way...go there some time, the best call me at 123-1234(End low voice) Stop calling me! Waaaaaaaaaaa!"(Hangs up phone)

"Wait, Blade what? 134-6785? What did you say? Hello? Awwwwwww...." Sagat turns off the phone. He wonders if that was even shadowloo.

(Meanwhile in The Blade Food.....)
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Restaurant guy:(Call him Chan) Waaaa......I....see.........(sniff!).....m3ean,ugly people......there's one on the phone right now.....

Other Restaurant Guy:(Call him Tom) What?!?

Chan: Nothing...gleaming eyes!!!!

Tom: Oh that nothing.

Chan: What? Why?

(Back to our regular programing...)

(Note: When we get to a part with Chan, i'll write in script to not mix you up)

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" Now, what to do........owwwwwwww!" Sagat trips over a piece of gum(How typical) Let's see what happens:

(Note: This is not with Chan)

Sagat: (Baby voice)Waaaaaaaaaa! My foot! My wittle foot hurts! A bubu! Waaaaa! I wittle red cut hurt me! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!" Sagat whimpers. His foot sohouldn't even hurt. It's hardly noticeable. But, you'd probally hear his screaming alll around the world. Waaaaaaaa!

Sagat: I heard that......

Sagat: Wait(Sniff) somebody is(sniff) coming to help. I wonder who it can be?


Believe me you don't. Well maybe but, never mind. Next chapter soon.....(cut off)

Sagat: Why do I have to go?

Shadow2000: As I was saying.....look for next chapter! Coming soon!

(Next chapter coming soon. PleaseR+R!!!)