The Hurt


Disclaimer: Okay, here's the deal, I don't own street fighter, believe me, if I did, it would be better(probally ( O__ ___O))
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Author's Note: This is second chapter of my first story, plz give me tips. I defiantly need them because because of my work. Oh yeah, thanks for the comment guys, I need them for future fics.

Akuma: They still won't help you......

Shadow2000: Shut up Akuma or I'll get you badder than now!

Reveals Akuma tied to a electric char with his hands, legs, and neck pined by steel bars.

Akuma: Okay madam, uh, I mean mister.

Shadow2000: I heard that you little.....nah i'll save for later when...

Akuma: I know when you get me in the fic yadda yadda, i'm surperior.

Shadow2000: You know what, the torture starts now pathtic fool!

Akuma: I never knew you can "hit" so hard.......

Chapter Two: The Pain!!!!

Sagat looks to see who it is because it was only a shadow who was going toward him gradually. It looked like the "thing" was limping and some liquid was coming out of his/her finger.

"Wait, dosen't this mean that, awwwww man!" Sagat says as the screen fads into darkness......

"Wait i'm afraid of the darkness, can I have a flashlight? C'mon now.....this isn't very fair! Uh oh.....(Smack!)"

"And stay shutting up you nasty B****H!" A mysterious figure uses a metal bar to "shut" Sagat up.

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Meanwhile in Japan,


Ryu pratices his fighting. Suspiciously only punching and looking toard his armpits....

"Whoa! My armpits stink! (Sniff) Smell like S**T! Man I got a joke for myself.....

Out of nowhere a little 6 month old baby comes rap-style and Ryu Wears a leather jacket backwards, some poka doted shorts, and a hat which he wore backwards but he ripped though so it's on his neck. He also hadsome glasses you can see through(not sunglasses)

"I wake up in the morning and smell ya' breath" Ryu, rapping.

Akuma: Heh heh, RAPING, heh heh

Sagat: Sick person, man, forget it, TIGER SHOT!

(BAM!)

Akuma: Who did that?!?(Akuma didn't get affected one bit)

Sagat: Uh oh....(zip!)

" C'mon!" Said Ryu. " I need SOMEONE TO RAP..."

"Okay...I will yo.....just be waiting with your corney self....." The baby said sounding quite like an adult.

"Okayyyyy......lets start" Ryu said, bewildered. " I wake up in the morning and smell your breath"

"UUUUUU AHHHH UUUUU AHHHHH ya' need a winterfresh!" The baby said.

" I saw you looking at a girls a**," Ryu said.

"What?!?" The baby said.

" Just play along!" Ryu whispered.

"Oh!" The baby said.

"Wait, come back!"

"You had a six pack!" The baby finshed.

BBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

We interupt this worthless program......

Shadow2000: Hey!

Okay, we interupt this very worthless program for a very more important message. The jokes just spoken were not ment to be offensive. The b***h Shadows**t 2 years old's freind made up these jokes and just tell the w***e that it was. The baby will tell the freind right away not to say those kind of things, no wait, he's too slow he can't do that. Oh well......

Shadow2000:(While guy speaks) rrrrrrrrrrrr......

Shadow2000: That's it!(Takles guy) What did you say(BAM!) What?!?(Bam!) I thought so.....now that's over...(Throws guy in trash) Now also, I didn't mean the street fighter Guy just a WORTHLESS b****h. Now back to our GREAT programming, and i'm not slow, i'm very smart, at least I think so..........

BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

" Now why did you dis me??!!" The baby asked angry.

"Because you dissed me with the winterfresh..." Ryu stated.

" Which you started?!?!" The baby said furiously. " That's it! I challenge you to a spar!

"If you say so you wittle baby....."

Bam! The baby striked with a........touch from his finger?!?(Not that way) Ryu is getting beat up? OOOOOHHHHHHHH that hurt. Ouch

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Shadow2000: What will happen next? Who is the person who banged Sagat, bother way, props to him or her or whatever....

Sagat: RRRRR.......

Shadow2000: (Whipers) I don't know(End) will Ryu get beat up?

Ryu: SSHHHHH! Don't let anyone hear!

Shadow2000: Okay, and what happened to Chang?

Akuma: Shut up! We all know he's coming in the....

Shadow2000: Man, you shut up!

Akuma: And why didn't you give the "torture"?

Shadow2000: Because i've decided to save the best for last.....

Akuma: Uh oh.........

Coming soon, chapter three! (No Name) Don't miss Akuma's beating.......

Akuma: What?!?! B****h.........

Please R+R!