"So what house do you want to be in?" asked James Potter. "I want to be in Gryffindor!"
"Me too!" shouted Sirius, Dasani, lily, Remus, and Cynda.
Even though the 6 had only met 3 hours ago, they had become great friends. Just then, the door slid open. "I want to be in Slytherin!" Standing in the doorway was a blonde boy wearing a pink polo shirt and khakis.
Everyone stared.
"I'm Lucius Malfoy, but my friends call me Lucious Lou."
"Like, Hi!" said Lily. Lily was a tall redhead with green eyes, and always dressed in some skimpy miniskirt and tube-top.
"Do you want to see a picture of my mother? I miss her so very much!" Lucius burst into tears.
"I'm sorry. How'd she die?" asked Dasani. She didn't seem as sorry as she did interested in what finished his mother off.
"She's not dead! I just miss her so much!" Lucius wailed.
As Lily went to comfort their new friend `Lucious Lou', she and Lucius were shoved aside by the opening door. On all fours came a shaking boy with black hair and orange eyes. Everyone stared as he sniffed madly around the compartment, Lucius even stopped wailing about his mother.
"Uh, what are you doing?" asked James.
"Fee Fi Foe Fum, I smell the blood of a WOLFIE MAN!"
Remus glanced around nervously. "Who are you? What do you know? Who's your source?" Remus demanded.
Everyone stared.
"I am Tom. Tom Riddle, but my friends call me moT." He giggled frighteningly on the floor.
"What about my other questions!"
"I know that I like to suck on Werewolf fur," he began to drool, as though remembering a delicious food. " I moT, ma ym own ecruos!"
Everyone stared.
Once again the door slid open. This time it was a blonde girl with green eyes and a pale yellow sweater draped around her shoulders.
"Hi, I'm Ann!"
"Hi," everyone said back. Dasani wondered what problem this Ann had.
"So, what houses do you all want to be in? I personally hope to be in Hufflepuff!"
Everyone stared.
"Ewwwww!"
"Like, Oh My!" shouted Lily
"Hufflepuff?!"
"Can you say, `Loser'" scoffed James.
Sirius however was doubled up in laughter.
Everyone stared.
"What? Isn't she joking?" his mouth dropped open when he realized she was 100% serious.
"Well, Hufflepuff is nice, but come to Slytherin with me instead!" Lucius's lip quivered. "You kind of look like my mother when she was our age! Oh, how I miss her!" Lucius burst into tears again.
"Oh My! Are you okay?" asked Ann sincerely.
"It's j-just that I m-miss her s-s-so m-much!"
"Aww, sweedie!" Ann hugged him. Dasani rolled her eyes and muttered, "It's not like she's dead!" to Sirius.
The next moment the door swung open yet again.
In strode a cute boy with short black hair, and a shirt that had his picture on it that said, "Sexy Sevie" on it.
"What is going on in here?" He said eyeing Ann and Lucius.
"Like, Hi!" said Lily, standing up to hug him.
"I'm Severus Snape, but my friends call me Sexy Sevie!"
Before they knew it, they were stuck in their compartment accompanied by 2 others. One was Peter Pettigrew, a short, fat boy, who constantly had his finger jammed up his nose. And the other was Mimi Shnavacheck, who kept muttering "Goosemuffin" under her breath.
Sirius was stuck with Dasani on top of him. Dasani's head was pressed up against the window. James was on the floor with Lily's foot in his face. Lily kept having to crane her neck away from Peter, who now took to examining the `treasures' was pulling from his nose. Cynda was squished between `moT' and Remus.
The compartment was very uncomfortable, but no one could get out. It would have been a very funny sight if it hadn't been so unbearable. Dasani kept smacking Sirius's hand that kept reaching for her butt. Sirius said "Owww!" every time he got his hand hit. Peter exclaimed "Ohhhh, look at that one!" each time he pulled out another `treasure'. Lily said "Like, Ewwww!" every time he did it, which was like every 2 seconds. Tom kept trying to suck on Remus's hair, Cynda was trying to stop him, and James was complaining about Lily's foot odor (I, like, so like do not have smelly like feet!). Lucius was still wailing to Ann about his mother, and Severus kept singing I'm Too Sexy.
When the train stopped, they were relieved. They did get to meet their new professors though. It took Hagrid, Professor McGonagall, Professor Dumbledore, and Madam Pomfrey to get them out of the compartment.