PG-13: violence, language, and.. once again the name Quirky *shakes head at
horrible name*
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING, NOTHING, DAMMIT!- oh, except Anguiena Anglophone (lmao.. too much social studies. No, no that's a lie.. nothing ever happens in social. I just.. KNOW that word.. *puzzles self*)
A/N: THANK YOU, MISS BREED! For telling me how to spell those bloody names! *hugs* And for being the first reviewer! *dances* I'm going to find a way to include you in this fic for a scene or two *grins* There! That's the first reviewer reward!- okay so it's not that good.. I'll think of something else later! Want to give me your character name, looks, personality and I'll add you? *smirk* (leave it in your next review)
Anyone who knows html and wouldn't mind being my editor email me! I hate this font.. and want to change it.. So I need to know html!!!
Yes, I know I spelt criticism wrong.. But I realised that AFTER I posted the chapter and was too damn lazy to change it!
Nagini: lazy ass..
House-elf: *glares* damn evil muse.. *continues to glare at snake*
ANYHOONS- this chapter includes: Dumbledore's reaction to his badly preformed spell, a small snake named Nagini (*winks at snake*), AND- wait.. forget it. Just read!
(BTW- just to clarify a few things- 11-y/o Minerva, Snape etc.. All are acting as if they've only been alive for 11 years now.. So they DO know about Harry Potter. They know about Voldemort's rise to power.. and basically all that's happend in the first four books-well the MAIN points anyways.. BAH! too hard to explaine. Just think of them as NEW students to Hogwarts- not olden-day new students.)
Am I aware that that made absolutly no sense? YES.. but- enough rambling- on to the fic!
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Chapter Two: A Strange, Strange Night in Hogwarts
Headmaster Albus Dumbledore smiled to himself thinking about the new students that would be arriving. He thought of this as "one of his more brilliant ideas". Bringing Minerva and Severus's child-selves to Hogwarts was exactly what they needed to lighten up their spirits.
Albus was in a rather good mood since there had been no mention of Voldemort in the summer. Although this troubled him a bit, no news was better than hearing about a handfull of Deaths. Even Severus hadn't heard anything.. And his connections were great.
Albus was shaken out of his thoughts by a familliar voice.
"Albus, shall I go get the new first years?" It was Minerva.
Albus' grin widened and he replied, "Why yes, Minerva. Please do."
She gave him an odd look and proceeded to walking out of the Great Hall.
"Yes, I do believe this is one of my more brilliant ideas," He smiled at no one in particular.
*
Proffesor McGonagall opend the door for the students and yelled over the crowd, "First Years over here please!"
There were quite a few new students, and they gatherd around her- as she gave her beginning-of-the-year speech about the sorting and the four houses.
"Now follow me, you must be sorted!" She led the way to the Great Hall, up to the three-legged stool, and grabbed the roll of parchment with the student's names on it.
"Anglophone, Anguiena!" She called, and watched as a tall girl with black hair jumped over to the stool, yanked the hat on her head, and after a brief second it called, "SLYTHERIN!" to the whole hall.
Looking extremely please she gave McGonagall a smirk as she ran over to the Slytherin table.
A few more students were sorted, none which really stuck McGonagall as important.. Untill:
"Dumbledore, Albus!" She choaked out.
The whole hall went silent. Minerva looked over at Albus- who was staring wide-eyed at her, and for the first time in a long while, he looked confused.
A small boy with Dumbledore's eyes, and nose ran up to the hat, completely oblivious to the stares he was getting, and put the hat on his head.
"GRYFFINDOR!" It shouted without hesitation.
"Well I should think so!" Dumbledore laughed- obviously out of his stunned silence. The Gryffindor's applauded, and seemed to accept the fact that they had someone with the same name as their Headmaster in their house.
*
"Albus.. Isn't it a bit weird that you've a child in your old house with the same name as you?" Proffessor Snape enquired.
Albus looked over at his younger self- chatting with Harry Potter. "One of my more brilliant ideas gone wrong.." He mutterd to no one in particular.
Snape gave him the same look McGonagall had given him earlier and turned back to the students being sorted.
"Lockheart, Gilderoy .." McGonagall said in an awed voice.
A blond boy with braces and a toothy smile on his face- who was almost a mirror image of his older-self saunterd up to the sorting hat and placed it on his head, trying not to wreck his hair.
Snape grinned evily- he'd found his next victim of torture. Although he was completely surprised, he was also amused.
Not as amused as Ablus however. He had his head down in his hands and was silently shaking with laughter. He mutterd, "Gone VERY wrong.." once and Snape, once more, was concerned for his sanity. He had already dubbed the Headmaster behind this, but why was he laughing so?
"HUFFLEPUFF!" Snape snorted as he watched the young fraud walk over to the Hufflepuff table looking thoughoutly dissapointed.
And just when Snape thought things couldn't have gotten stranger..
"M-McGonagall, M-Minerva!?" Proffesor McGonagall shouted, obviously ready to go into histerics.
A child-like version of Minerva grinned at her, and without hesitation pulled the hat down on her head.
It took a while for her to be sorted- almost the same amount of time it had taken Minerva herself to be sorted- finally the hat shouted, "GRYFFINDOR!"
Minerva ran off to the Gryffindor table, sitting beside young Albus. Harry Potter's eyes looked as though they were about to shoot out of his head.
Snape couldn't help it. He let out a burst of laughter. And as strange as things were going that night the student body found this even stranger. They were dead silent looking in Snape's direction.
He coughed and tried to plaster a sneer to his face. Hardly suceeding.
"Riddle, Tom!" Minerva had given up being shocked and was now just spitting out every name without really reading it.
But when she re-read the name she had called she paled. As did everyone else in the Hall.
But the young Voldemort-to-be glided up and sure enough, was sorted into Slytherin the second the hat had touched his head.
The Slytherin's cheered louder than they had ever done before, and tom was greeted like a brother by Draco.
Over at the Gryffindor table, Ginny fainted.
Snape was deep in thought before his own name was called.
"Snape, Severus!" This too brought stares and silece.
Snape glared at Dumbledore who was chuckling under his breath, wiping tears out of his eyes.
"Headmaster.."
"Shh, you'll miss it!" Dumbledore grinned and looked over at the small boy who was Severus.
"SLYTHERIN!" Severus watched himself walk over and sit by Tom. He glared at the younger him. "Don't go making friends with the wrong sort now.."
The last surprise was, obviously- "Quirrel, Quirky!"
Minerva laughed herself- seeming to be on the brink of insanity along with Snape- at the child's name.
Quirky looked somewhat offended, but put on his bravest face and managed to get sorted into Ravenclaw.
"Ravenclaw? That idiot?!" Snape sneered, thinking about the stupid things Quirrle had done.
Dumbledore was laughing outloud now- recieving more and more queer stares.
"One of my more brilliant ideas indeed!"
*
That night in the Gryffindor common room sleep was the last thing on anyone's minds. Everyone wanted to know how this had come to happen- and were not going to bed before they found out.
Minerva was simply refusing to believe that she was a young Proffesor Minerva McGonagall. Even though she was the spitting image of Proffesor McGonagall when she was her age (a/n: Makes no sense to you? Me either!)
Albus on the other hand was greatly amused by it. "I wonder how that happend?!" He kept repeating, getting on everyone's nerves. As he never answerd any question directly.
"Reminds me of a bloody centaur!" Ron said to Harry- who laughed.
But everyone continued to ask questions. They wanted to know how the six had gotten to Hogwarts.. WHY they were at Hogwarts.. and, most importantly, how long they'd be there- as everyone thought Dumbledore was a bit.. Odd.
"I'm not a flaming magical MISTAKE!" Minerva yelled, shooting death glares at the entire Gryffindor population.
"You're right Miss McGonagall, you are not. Neither is Severus Snape!" It was Headmaster Dumbledore.
"See.." Minerva started, beggining a satisfied grin..
"I meant to bring you two here!" Minerva's satisfied grin turned into a scowl. Her face was showing her fury, yet her voice remined placidly clam.
"Headmaster, I don't understand.."
"Then let me tell you. All of you." Dumbledore sat down in an armchair facing the Gryffindors. He motioned for everyone to gather 'round (a/n: Story time! Yey!.. -_-.. Oh god.. *slaps self*).
Once everyone was settled Dumbledore proceeded to tell his tale:
"The idea came to me while enjoying a rather spicy drink down in Mexico this summer.." He seemed to blank out for a moment- causing the Gryffindors to exchange glances- then continued; "Proffesor Snape was feeling rather agrivated because of a task I gave to him at the end of last term-" He looked over at Harry, Ron, and Hermione-" As well as Proffesor McGonagall. So I simply casted a very complicated spell(a/n: simply casted a very complicated spell? Oh my.. I need to think before I type.) to bring out the child in them!" When the Gryffindors meerly looked at him he added- "That would bring their child selves to Hogwarts to amuse them."
"Ooh.." the Gryffindors all said.
"But-" Dumbledore said, giving a week smile, "It was a very, very complicated spell- and it went wrong somehow.
"For some odd reason- I do not know how (a/n: o.O neither do I..)- I've also brought back Tom Riddle, Gilderoy Lockheart, myself, and Quirky Quirrle! But untill I find a way to reverse the spell- which doens't seem very likely, considering I don't even know what I've done wrong- they will be students like the rest of you."
"But-" Hermione piped up, "Won't it get confusing with Albus, Minerva, and Severus? I mean.. Their names are the same as yours.."
"Very observant of you, Miss Granger." Dumbledore smiled, "They will have to think of other names to call themselves." His twinkle was brighter than ever. "Good luck to you all. I must go inform the other houses what's happend as well. Goodnight!"
Once Dumbledore had left Minerva and Albus looked at eachother and smiled, "What to call ourselves.."
Two evil grins- looking suspisiously like those the Weasly Twin's got when they were planning something mischievious- appeared on their faces.
*
Dumbledore had just left the Slytherin common room and Draco was sitting over with Tom and Severus with a huge grin on his face.
Dumbledore had told Tom to think of a new name, as well as Severus.
"TOM! Call yourself Voldemort! That ought to scare the lot of them!" Draco was practically glowing.
Tom laughed coldly but shook his head, "Nahh, I need something original.. Voldey!" He smirked, "VOLDEY! I am Voldey."
Severus gave him an odd look, "That's origninal? You're seriously weird. But.. It's good. Now.. What to call myself?"
Draco put in his two knuts (a/n: clever aren't I?)- "What about Sevvy?"
Severus shrugged, and since he couldn't come up with anything else agreed to be Sevvy.
So Voldey and Sevvy, the newest members of Slytherin, were engaged in conversations about who Tom Riddle was now, and who supported who.
"You've even got a snake named Nagini?!" Draco yelped exitedly as Nagini slitherd out of Voldey's pocket.
*
"We've been made by magic?" Quirky was simply amazed by this. He had decided to continue calling himself Quirky- since he was so fond of the name.
The Ravenclaws were very interested in how this had been acomplished, so Dumbledore stayed a bit later to explain in detail.
Once he left, Quirky was questioned untill his head hurt.
*
Gilderoy Lockheart pretended to know about the whole thing before Dumbledore'd said anything. He made a complete fool of himself, but managed to brush it off as a joke.
He refused to change his name to Dumbledore changed it for him. It was- Obliviate.
When Gilderoy asked why, Dumbledore just laughed and said he'd find out soon enough.
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A/N: This isn't as long as I wanted to be... Oh well. BUT LISTEN! I have to set a few things up, get everyone in understanding with the "new students" then you'll see some serious humor. I've got to get them introduced though. Because I've come up with an almost definate plot- so yes, you fanfiction writers know the "Setting shit up" proccess the pisses the hell out of people. DEAL WITH IT! it WILL be good!
Also.. Voldey- I couldn't resist. Please don't kill me for that *grins* I'm making Nagini tiny right now.. Just because my muse (my OWN snake named Nagini) wanted me too.. He was giving me that.. look.
Review!!!
~House-elf
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING, NOTHING, DAMMIT!- oh, except Anguiena Anglophone (lmao.. too much social studies. No, no that's a lie.. nothing ever happens in social. I just.. KNOW that word.. *puzzles self*)
A/N: THANK YOU, MISS BREED! For telling me how to spell those bloody names! *hugs* And for being the first reviewer! *dances* I'm going to find a way to include you in this fic for a scene or two *grins* There! That's the first reviewer reward!- okay so it's not that good.. I'll think of something else later! Want to give me your character name, looks, personality and I'll add you? *smirk* (leave it in your next review)
Anyone who knows html and wouldn't mind being my editor email me! I hate this font.. and want to change it.. So I need to know html!!!
Yes, I know I spelt criticism wrong.. But I realised that AFTER I posted the chapter and was too damn lazy to change it!
Nagini: lazy ass..
House-elf: *glares* damn evil muse.. *continues to glare at snake*
ANYHOONS- this chapter includes: Dumbledore's reaction to his badly preformed spell, a small snake named Nagini (*winks at snake*), AND- wait.. forget it. Just read!
(BTW- just to clarify a few things- 11-y/o Minerva, Snape etc.. All are acting as if they've only been alive for 11 years now.. So they DO know about Harry Potter. They know about Voldemort's rise to power.. and basically all that's happend in the first four books-well the MAIN points anyways.. BAH! too hard to explaine. Just think of them as NEW students to Hogwarts- not olden-day new students.)
Am I aware that that made absolutly no sense? YES.. but- enough rambling- on to the fic!
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Chapter Two: A Strange, Strange Night in Hogwarts
Headmaster Albus Dumbledore smiled to himself thinking about the new students that would be arriving. He thought of this as "one of his more brilliant ideas". Bringing Minerva and Severus's child-selves to Hogwarts was exactly what they needed to lighten up their spirits.
Albus was in a rather good mood since there had been no mention of Voldemort in the summer. Although this troubled him a bit, no news was better than hearing about a handfull of Deaths. Even Severus hadn't heard anything.. And his connections were great.
Albus was shaken out of his thoughts by a familliar voice.
"Albus, shall I go get the new first years?" It was Minerva.
Albus' grin widened and he replied, "Why yes, Minerva. Please do."
She gave him an odd look and proceeded to walking out of the Great Hall.
"Yes, I do believe this is one of my more brilliant ideas," He smiled at no one in particular.
*
Proffesor McGonagall opend the door for the students and yelled over the crowd, "First Years over here please!"
There were quite a few new students, and they gatherd around her- as she gave her beginning-of-the-year speech about the sorting and the four houses.
"Now follow me, you must be sorted!" She led the way to the Great Hall, up to the three-legged stool, and grabbed the roll of parchment with the student's names on it.
"Anglophone, Anguiena!" She called, and watched as a tall girl with black hair jumped over to the stool, yanked the hat on her head, and after a brief second it called, "SLYTHERIN!" to the whole hall.
Looking extremely please she gave McGonagall a smirk as she ran over to the Slytherin table.
A few more students were sorted, none which really stuck McGonagall as important.. Untill:
"Dumbledore, Albus!" She choaked out.
The whole hall went silent. Minerva looked over at Albus- who was staring wide-eyed at her, and for the first time in a long while, he looked confused.
A small boy with Dumbledore's eyes, and nose ran up to the hat, completely oblivious to the stares he was getting, and put the hat on his head.
"GRYFFINDOR!" It shouted without hesitation.
"Well I should think so!" Dumbledore laughed- obviously out of his stunned silence. The Gryffindor's applauded, and seemed to accept the fact that they had someone with the same name as their Headmaster in their house.
*
"Albus.. Isn't it a bit weird that you've a child in your old house with the same name as you?" Proffessor Snape enquired.
Albus looked over at his younger self- chatting with Harry Potter. "One of my more brilliant ideas gone wrong.." He mutterd to no one in particular.
Snape gave him the same look McGonagall had given him earlier and turned back to the students being sorted.
"Lockheart, Gilderoy .." McGonagall said in an awed voice.
A blond boy with braces and a toothy smile on his face- who was almost a mirror image of his older-self saunterd up to the sorting hat and placed it on his head, trying not to wreck his hair.
Snape grinned evily- he'd found his next victim of torture. Although he was completely surprised, he was also amused.
Not as amused as Ablus however. He had his head down in his hands and was silently shaking with laughter. He mutterd, "Gone VERY wrong.." once and Snape, once more, was concerned for his sanity. He had already dubbed the Headmaster behind this, but why was he laughing so?
"HUFFLEPUFF!" Snape snorted as he watched the young fraud walk over to the Hufflepuff table looking thoughoutly dissapointed.
And just when Snape thought things couldn't have gotten stranger..
"M-McGonagall, M-Minerva!?" Proffesor McGonagall shouted, obviously ready to go into histerics.
A child-like version of Minerva grinned at her, and without hesitation pulled the hat down on her head.
It took a while for her to be sorted- almost the same amount of time it had taken Minerva herself to be sorted- finally the hat shouted, "GRYFFINDOR!"
Minerva ran off to the Gryffindor table, sitting beside young Albus. Harry Potter's eyes looked as though they were about to shoot out of his head.
Snape couldn't help it. He let out a burst of laughter. And as strange as things were going that night the student body found this even stranger. They were dead silent looking in Snape's direction.
He coughed and tried to plaster a sneer to his face. Hardly suceeding.
"Riddle, Tom!" Minerva had given up being shocked and was now just spitting out every name without really reading it.
But when she re-read the name she had called she paled. As did everyone else in the Hall.
But the young Voldemort-to-be glided up and sure enough, was sorted into Slytherin the second the hat had touched his head.
The Slytherin's cheered louder than they had ever done before, and tom was greeted like a brother by Draco.
Over at the Gryffindor table, Ginny fainted.
Snape was deep in thought before his own name was called.
"Snape, Severus!" This too brought stares and silece.
Snape glared at Dumbledore who was chuckling under his breath, wiping tears out of his eyes.
"Headmaster.."
"Shh, you'll miss it!" Dumbledore grinned and looked over at the small boy who was Severus.
"SLYTHERIN!" Severus watched himself walk over and sit by Tom. He glared at the younger him. "Don't go making friends with the wrong sort now.."
The last surprise was, obviously- "Quirrel, Quirky!"
Minerva laughed herself- seeming to be on the brink of insanity along with Snape- at the child's name.
Quirky looked somewhat offended, but put on his bravest face and managed to get sorted into Ravenclaw.
"Ravenclaw? That idiot?!" Snape sneered, thinking about the stupid things Quirrle had done.
Dumbledore was laughing outloud now- recieving more and more queer stares.
"One of my more brilliant ideas indeed!"
*
That night in the Gryffindor common room sleep was the last thing on anyone's minds. Everyone wanted to know how this had come to happen- and were not going to bed before they found out.
Minerva was simply refusing to believe that she was a young Proffesor Minerva McGonagall. Even though she was the spitting image of Proffesor McGonagall when she was her age (a/n: Makes no sense to you? Me either!)
Albus on the other hand was greatly amused by it. "I wonder how that happend?!" He kept repeating, getting on everyone's nerves. As he never answerd any question directly.
"Reminds me of a bloody centaur!" Ron said to Harry- who laughed.
But everyone continued to ask questions. They wanted to know how the six had gotten to Hogwarts.. WHY they were at Hogwarts.. and, most importantly, how long they'd be there- as everyone thought Dumbledore was a bit.. Odd.
"I'm not a flaming magical MISTAKE!" Minerva yelled, shooting death glares at the entire Gryffindor population.
"You're right Miss McGonagall, you are not. Neither is Severus Snape!" It was Headmaster Dumbledore.
"See.." Minerva started, beggining a satisfied grin..
"I meant to bring you two here!" Minerva's satisfied grin turned into a scowl. Her face was showing her fury, yet her voice remined placidly clam.
"Headmaster, I don't understand.."
"Then let me tell you. All of you." Dumbledore sat down in an armchair facing the Gryffindors. He motioned for everyone to gather 'round (a/n: Story time! Yey!.. -_-.. Oh god.. *slaps self*).
Once everyone was settled Dumbledore proceeded to tell his tale:
"The idea came to me while enjoying a rather spicy drink down in Mexico this summer.." He seemed to blank out for a moment- causing the Gryffindors to exchange glances- then continued; "Proffesor Snape was feeling rather agrivated because of a task I gave to him at the end of last term-" He looked over at Harry, Ron, and Hermione-" As well as Proffesor McGonagall. So I simply casted a very complicated spell(a/n: simply casted a very complicated spell? Oh my.. I need to think before I type.) to bring out the child in them!" When the Gryffindors meerly looked at him he added- "That would bring their child selves to Hogwarts to amuse them."
"Ooh.." the Gryffindors all said.
"But-" Dumbledore said, giving a week smile, "It was a very, very complicated spell- and it went wrong somehow.
"For some odd reason- I do not know how (a/n: o.O neither do I..)- I've also brought back Tom Riddle, Gilderoy Lockheart, myself, and Quirky Quirrle! But untill I find a way to reverse the spell- which doens't seem very likely, considering I don't even know what I've done wrong- they will be students like the rest of you."
"But-" Hermione piped up, "Won't it get confusing with Albus, Minerva, and Severus? I mean.. Their names are the same as yours.."
"Very observant of you, Miss Granger." Dumbledore smiled, "They will have to think of other names to call themselves." His twinkle was brighter than ever. "Good luck to you all. I must go inform the other houses what's happend as well. Goodnight!"
Once Dumbledore had left Minerva and Albus looked at eachother and smiled, "What to call ourselves.."
Two evil grins- looking suspisiously like those the Weasly Twin's got when they were planning something mischievious- appeared on their faces.
*
Dumbledore had just left the Slytherin common room and Draco was sitting over with Tom and Severus with a huge grin on his face.
Dumbledore had told Tom to think of a new name, as well as Severus.
"TOM! Call yourself Voldemort! That ought to scare the lot of them!" Draco was practically glowing.
Tom laughed coldly but shook his head, "Nahh, I need something original.. Voldey!" He smirked, "VOLDEY! I am Voldey."
Severus gave him an odd look, "That's origninal? You're seriously weird. But.. It's good. Now.. What to call myself?"
Draco put in his two knuts (a/n: clever aren't I?)- "What about Sevvy?"
Severus shrugged, and since he couldn't come up with anything else agreed to be Sevvy.
So Voldey and Sevvy, the newest members of Slytherin, were engaged in conversations about who Tom Riddle was now, and who supported who.
"You've even got a snake named Nagini?!" Draco yelped exitedly as Nagini slitherd out of Voldey's pocket.
*
"We've been made by magic?" Quirky was simply amazed by this. He had decided to continue calling himself Quirky- since he was so fond of the name.
The Ravenclaws were very interested in how this had been acomplished, so Dumbledore stayed a bit later to explain in detail.
Once he left, Quirky was questioned untill his head hurt.
*
Gilderoy Lockheart pretended to know about the whole thing before Dumbledore'd said anything. He made a complete fool of himself, but managed to brush it off as a joke.
He refused to change his name to Dumbledore changed it for him. It was- Obliviate.
When Gilderoy asked why, Dumbledore just laughed and said he'd find out soon enough.
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A/N: This isn't as long as I wanted to be... Oh well. BUT LISTEN! I have to set a few things up, get everyone in understanding with the "new students" then you'll see some serious humor. I've got to get them introduced though. Because I've come up with an almost definate plot- so yes, you fanfiction writers know the "Setting shit up" proccess the pisses the hell out of people. DEAL WITH IT! it WILL be good!
Also.. Voldey- I couldn't resist. Please don't kill me for that *grins* I'm making Nagini tiny right now.. Just because my muse (my OWN snake named Nagini) wanted me too.. He was giving me that.. look.
Review!!!
~House-elf
