PG-13- for violence, language, and still.. the name Quirky. *winks*
Disclaimer: Does anyone else find these annoying? I don't own Harry Potter and co. But- Anguiena is STILL mine.. and YES- she will have some signifigance to the story.. Just.. later.
A/N: Amadeus! I wasn't kidding! Only four fics have ever actually triggerd emotion in me! *grin* I am Lord Voldemort, and Butterfly (Nemesis'), and 14 (your fic-obviously) *everyone go read it!* and The Boy Who Lived Is Dead! Thanks for reviewing this!
I think I'll read those fics you mentioned.. I think I started reading Eliza's once.. but.. stopped? Hm, I'll have to go see.. O.o
Anyhoons- This chapter is a bit of insanity-- which leads up to how we get into the plot. Enjoy!
OH!- Amadeus, I'm using Minnie as the nickname thanks to your inspiration! And the whole getting scolded for profanity was the reason I made Minnie have a bad mouth. *drools* hypocrisy...
Here we go! On to part three! *moving along quite fast.. no worries.. it wont last. *evil grin* once I get into the plot it takes me FOREVER to post chapters..
~I'm writing this at 7:30am.. a couple hours before I have to get my ass to school. Oh the horror.. I'm going in my pj's. No way in hell am I getting dressed after being up all night--again.~
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Chapter Three: A phsyco turtle.. A magical Potion.. and.. Floating teachers?!
Minerva and Albus has decided to call themselves Minnie and Dumbly. Originality was one of their strong points.
Minnie was awakened by Dumbly throwing a chocolate frog at her. "It's time we should EAT!" Dumbly was now jumping on Minnie's bed.
She kicked her leg out at him, succeding in knocking him off of the bed. She laughed and got up- and without changing from her pyjamas she grabbed her wand and walked with Dumbly down to breakfast before anyone else in Gryffindor was up.
When they enterd the Great Hall they saw only Proffesor Dumbledore and a woman who reminded Minnie of a veela.
When Dumbledore caught Minnie's eye he motioned for Dumbly and herself to approach the staff table.
"Hello you two. I'd like you to meet Proffesor Delecour," Professor Dumbledore nodded in the woman's direction. "Because of all the confusion last night I forgot to mention her!"
"Nice to meet you," Minnie smirked, "Name's Minnie." The last part was for Dumbledore as much as this proffesor.
"I'm Dumbly."
Dumbledore smiled at this and looked up at the clear sky outside. Grinning like he'd just won a million galleons. "Love the names.."
*
Voldey and Sevvy were groggily making their way down to the Great Hall, yawning loudly, as they had been up almost the whole night learning about their future sleves.
Sevvy and Vodley had been extremely interested in the fact that Voldey turned out to be an evil, very powerful wizard- yet they were unsure of wheather they approved of it or not. As interesting as it was- Voldey himself thought he'd amount to more than a feared, snake-like creature.
Sevvy had heard of himself being a Death Eater- and scowled. He? A FOLLOWER?! Not a chance in hell he had thought. Things had to change. He'd RULE not FOLLOW.
Voldey and Sevvy shared smirks and knew what each boy in turn was thinking: Dumbledore's reaction to their names- Voldey's in particular.
Their smirks were replaced by identical sneers as Gilderoy ran up to them. "Good morning you two! The name's Obliviate!"
Voldey and Sevvy exchanged confused glances and Obliviate returned one of his own.
"I know- I don't understand either- Dumbledore said I'd understand soon enough though."
"That man's off his rocker.." Voldey mumbled, and Sevvy nodded in agreement.
*
Quirky, on the other hand, was having a wondefull morning. His housemates loved him, and were telling him how they didn't blame him for his older- self's actions.
Smiling as he almost skipped down to the Great Hall he didn't notice the yellings and sounds of fighting coming from the direction he was heading.
But there was no mistaking a fight when you ran right into it-litterally.
Quirky crashed into two people rolling on the ground, their wands being used as stabbing tools more than magic-except for the occasional shower of sparks.
"Minnie! Sevvy! Stop this instant!" Dumbly was shouting, trying to aim his wand right to blast the two apart.
"FUCK YOU SEVVY! MINNIE IS A WAY BETTER NAME THEN YOURS!" Quirky flinched as he reconsied Minnie's voice.
"Dammit! Watch where you put your elb-OW!" Sevvy and Minnie were hauled apart by a large pair of arms.
"What der yeh think yer doin'?!" The huge man, who had to be Hagrid, bellowed at the pair of struggling first years.
"THAT BLOODY PHSYCO STARTED IT!" Sevvy shouted pointing his finger at Minnie.
"FUCK YOU!" Minnie shot back, sticking out her tounge.
"WATCH YER DAMN LANGUAGE!" Hagrid bellowed at the pair.
"Rubeus, really.." Came the voice of Albus Dumbledore. His eyes were twinkling, as if he were trying to hold back laughter.
It became apparent at once why this situation was so humerous. Quirky looked at the future Proffesors, both cut a bruised, their faces a mix of anger and shock, being held up by a gigantic man who was trying equally as hard not to laugh at them.
"I suggest you two try to behave yourselves for the remainder of the day.." Dumbledore motioned for Hagrid to put the two down, and the two proffesors walked into the Great Hall together.
"Minnie is a better name."
"Sevvy is."
"Greeeeeeseyyyy.." Minnie said, her eyes wide and her hands wriggling out in front of her as if she were trying to hypnotize Sevvy.
"Oh, that's it-" Sevvy launched himself at Minnie who transfigured him into a needle.
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A month had passed and there was still havoc happening whever the six happend to be.
More specificly, wherever Minnie happened to be.
It was a normal Transfiguration Class, they were learning how to transfigure turtles into pin cusions.
Minnie couldn't get her turtle to hold still. She claimed that it must have had "supernatural powers", because: "It's just not normal for a turtle to move that fast..".
Finally she thought she had the turtle cornered. Lifting her wand and getting ready to say the incantaion, the Turtle flipped off of her desk.
This was a mistake on the turtle's part.
Minnie jumped up onto the desk and started blasting fire-balls at the "superhuman" turtle. "TAKE THAT YOU FILTHY BUGGER! DIE TURTLE FROM HELL! FUCKING DIE!!!!!"
Proffessor McGonagall flinched when she heard Minnie's voice break the somewhat quiet room.
"Minnie! Five points from Gryffindor for that outburst!" She scolded.
"FIVE?! FOR TELLING THE FLAMING TURTLE TO GO TO HELL?! IT'S POSSESED!"
"Shh! Or I'll take another five points off!" Minerva was doing her best to ignore the fact that she was scolding herself.. A much younger version of herself.. But all the same. Had she ever been this disrespectful?
"For what?" Minnie was giving her a challanging smirk.
"For using crude words in my class.. As well as almost destroying my classroom.."
"Crude words like...." Minnie's eyes were glitterign with mistchief, "Hell?"
"Minnie- I'm warning you.."
"Shit, fuck, bitch, bloody, flaming?" Minerva took another five points off.
Minnie was testing her. Minerva regreted ever putting her own proffesors through this..
"Ah HA!" Minnie bounded to the next desk, and pointed her wand at the ground blasting another fire-ball at the turtle.
"MINNIE! DOWN THIS INSTANT!" Minerva was loosing her cool.
"JUST AFTER I KILL THIS LITTLE-" BANG!!
Minnie was flung backwards along with several other student's who'd been standing too close to the turtle.
"DETENTION!" Minerva yelled, "AND!- Twenty points from Gryffindor!" The other Gryffindors were beginning to look a bit mad at the point-loss.
"HOLD ON!" Minnie shot one last blast which engulfed the front half of the classroom in flames.
"Everyone out!!!" Minerva shoved the Gryffindor first years out of the classroom and rounded on Minnie.
"You little ungreatfull brat! You wait untill YOU'RE a proffesor! You'll have to put up with SHIT from your pupils too!" Minerva's eyes were flashing.
Minnie's mouth fell open. "Yes ma'm.."
Minerva was mentally kicking herself for being such a hypicrit. But she seemed to have gotten through to Minnie.
Key word, "Seemed".
"But I'm afraid you used a crude word, Proffesor. Five points from Gryffindor!!" Minnie doubled over with laughter and Dumbly snorted.
Minerva was resisting the urge to reach up and pull out her hair. "CLASS DISMISSED!"
The Gryffindors all turned to leave. "Not you Minnie, and you too Dumbly."
"What did I do!?" Dumbly questioned, outraged.
"You laughed."
Dumbly opened his mouth to protest but thought better of it.
"You two will have detentions tonight. You will recieve your detention slips at dinner." Minerva turned to go back into her classroom to fix the mess Minnie had made.
Once she was inside she saw a turtle scurry out of the classroom and Minnie's echoing curse-words bounching off the walls.
*
"As I said at he beginning of the term we will be making a cheerfullness potion," The thought seemed to sicken Snape. "Albus has decided that we need them."
Voldey and Sevvy weren't listening however. They were planning their next attack on Obliviate- who'd found out why Dumbldore suggested the name, and was furious by the idea. However, he couldn't change it.. So he acted as if he chose it himself as a joke.
For the first time in history the Gryffindors didn't have portions with Slytherins. But Slytherins were stuck with the Hufflepuffs.
Voldey and Sevvy's plan had got fowled up however, when Obliviate got moved to the front of the room. So they were sitting there sulking. Voldey was actually acting as his older self had done when in Hogwarts.
"Now all we need to add is the rose stem... DONE!" Sevvy was deeply into this potion. He seemed to fancy the subject Potions to unhealthy state.
"We're trying it at the same time." Voldey stated blankly.
Sevvy poured them each a bit of the potion into two vials and they downed it.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then suddenly, Voldey felt.. Happy.
Severus looked at the grinning Voldey and shudderd. A happy Voldemort was a scary Voldemort. But what was more frieghtening was himself.
Sevvy was sitting there giggling and smiling at nothing in particular. "I can't wait for divination! It will be so FUN!"
"YEY!" Voldey smiled and gave Sevvy a "thumbs up".
Severus shudderd. This was wrong. What was worse though..
Obliviate seemed to be even more cheery than usual. "YIPPE!!!! I LOVE POTIONS!! I LOVE YOU PROFFESOR!"
Snape retreated to his desk and avoided eye-contact untill the class was over. Cheerfullness potions were something he'd NEVER be making again.
*
Ravenclaw had a spare and Quirky was wandering the halls of Hogwarts looking for something to do. For a moment he thought he'd gone mad.
Had that been a turtle shooting past him at that speed? "Odd.." He thought and continued to walk towards the Entrance Hall.
No more than a minuet had passed when he heard Dumbly and Minnie's voices talking exitedly.
"Yes! It really makes you float untill you confess a three dark secrets!" Minnie was giggling.
"So you said to add a bit of pepper?" Dumbly questioned, exited as well.
"Yes, but not too much! I remember adding too much pepper once and well.. You'd be afraid."
"And a pinch of salt?"
"Hey! Was that the turtle?!"
"Oh come off it.."
Quirky could almost feel Minnie glaring.
He decided to see what they were up to. He turned the corner to see them stirring a cauldren in the middle of the hallway.
"P-pretty s-secritive you two.." Quirky mused, watching as Minnie clapped her hands while watching Dumbly stir the cauldren.
"Ah! Quirky! It's only you.. Just didn't want it to be McGonagall or anything. She seems upset today.." Minnie mutterd, looking into the cauldren.
Dumbly rolled his eyes, "I wonder why?"
Minnie ignored Dumbly and started to explain how the potion they were making worked..
Once she'd finished three figures walked up to the trio.
"I thought you were in potions?" Dumbly asked, reconising Voldey, Sevvy, and Obliviate.
They all smiled, "Snape kicked us out.." Obliviate was saying as if it were the most splended thing in the world, "WE were too cheerfull for him.." Voldey "Tee-hee'd" and Sevvy started humming.
Dumbly, Minnie, and Quirky stared at the three with horror on thier faces.
"Are you aware that you're being happy?" Minnie asked, backing up as if they had some desease.
Dumbly seemed to be holding back laughter, "Cheerfull potions. I can't believe Snape made you make CHEERFULL potions!"
Voldey, Sevvy, and Obliviate all smiled toothy smiles and sighed, "He's a genius!"
Quirky's eyes grew.
"T-this is un-healthy.."
*
Sevvy and Obliviate's potions had worn off, although Voldey's had remained (Dumbly suggested that he was more subject to potions because he was so thin. Minnie snickerd at that- but mainly because she'd gotten such a kick out of a happy Voldemort-to-be that she'd fed him some more).
Sevvy was furious so he insisted that he would play along with the "surpirise" for the staff. Obliviate hated being left out of the "friendship bonding" thing that he claimed was going on so he agreed to join in as well.
Voldey had only started chuckling and nodding- they took it that he was in too.
As you can see- our six favorite magical mistakes had become a sort of 'group' of friends. While they were constantly bickering they could hardly be seen without one another. Ginny was giving Voldey weird looks and seemed more afraid of him than anyone had been. Harry was avoiding him as well, although Voldey saw reason for this. You see- everyone besides the two Gryffindors had warmed up to all six. While still thiking they were all odd, and rather annoying at times- they found them extremely amusing.
Minnie had a feeling tonight would seal the deal with the rest of the school.
Sevvy was smirking as he looked over at Minnie at the Gryffindor table. All he had to do was wait for the signal- and he'd start his distraction. He had realised about half an hour ago that they'd all recieve detentions for a year at least, but was feeling rather bitter towards the proffesors (Snape in particular) so he agreed that it'd be worth it.
Minnie caught his eye and nodded.
Sevvy nudged Voldey.
"AHHH!!!!!! THERE'S A TURTLE IN MY SOUP!!!!!" Sevvy screamed and shot out of his seat.
Voldey let go of the "supernatural powerd" turtle and it shot off at an amazing speed towards the Hufflepuff table. (Minnie had finally caught the Turtle)
It was right on target.
Obliviate's soup was knocked off of the table into his lap and he jumped up screaming that the devil was attacking him. All attention was drawn to him untill--
Everyone turned to look at the table furthest from the doors of the Great Hall- The Ravenclaw table. The Turle had- once again- been right on target- it skimmed the top of Quirky's turban, catching hold of it by a rough eldge in it's shell- Quirky was dragged around the Ravenclaw table several times untill the proffesors had all ran over to stop the deranged turtle.
No one had seen Dumbly run into the Great Hall, a cauldren levitating behind him, while he rushed up to the Staff Table. Nor had they seen him slip a little something into a few of the Proffesors's drinks.
He ran back to his spot with the cauldren, which he shoved under the table (Where it dissapeared, landing on a table in the kitchens where the hous- elves were bowling.. But that's another story).
Once the turtle had been dislodged from Quirky's turban and he had been mended of all cuts and scrapes he'd gotten the Great Hall went back to their meal- the occasional laugh breaking out from students who'd found this amusing.
Occasional laughs turned into a huge uproar of laughter as five proffesors from the Staff Table rose out of their seats and into the air..
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A/N: Ooo my first Cliffhanger!
Nagini: Not too much of a Cliffhanger..
House-elf: Screw you!
Those who can guess which five of the proffesors are up in the air? And.. anyone want to suggest some questions to be asked by the student body that would throughtly embarass the proffesors? If you do I'll make you're own special character ask it. Meaning that you should email me your questions!
PLEASE DO SO!
Also- I've decided to start calling the infamous six the Six Magical Mistakes.. It's easy to type and I *know* Minnie and Sevvy aren't truely mistakes.. But they certainly seem like them.
Hoons and Chez to all of you that reviewed the last chapters! *hugs you all*
Especially Gred Weasley!!!!! You made my day by calling this "Genius" I honestly whooped for joy.
*hands out chez to all of her faithfull reviewers- Ryven777- (I try! I honestly do! I sure as hell will insert more sugar.. *stares at pile of chocolate*), Hayely-(thanks hay! I think I will.. *grin*), Gred Weasley- (Who made my day *midnight's day IMO* better than ever *hands you another piece of chez*), Sailor Chibi-(Glad you thought 'twas funny! There most certainly will be MORE!), Amedeus-(who also rocks *hands you another piece of chez as well*), and miss breed-(Who i am still thanking for giving me the correct spelling for Gilderoy and Quirrel.. and being my first reviewer!!!)* (Hoons will come once you've reviewed THIS chapter)
~House-elf
Disclaimer: Does anyone else find these annoying? I don't own Harry Potter and co. But- Anguiena is STILL mine.. and YES- she will have some signifigance to the story.. Just.. later.
A/N: Amadeus! I wasn't kidding! Only four fics have ever actually triggerd emotion in me! *grin* I am Lord Voldemort, and Butterfly (Nemesis'), and 14 (your fic-obviously) *everyone go read it!* and The Boy Who Lived Is Dead! Thanks for reviewing this!
I think I'll read those fics you mentioned.. I think I started reading Eliza's once.. but.. stopped? Hm, I'll have to go see.. O.o
Anyhoons- This chapter is a bit of insanity-- which leads up to how we get into the plot. Enjoy!
OH!- Amadeus, I'm using Minnie as the nickname thanks to your inspiration! And the whole getting scolded for profanity was the reason I made Minnie have a bad mouth. *drools* hypocrisy...
Here we go! On to part three! *moving along quite fast.. no worries.. it wont last. *evil grin* once I get into the plot it takes me FOREVER to post chapters..
~I'm writing this at 7:30am.. a couple hours before I have to get my ass to school. Oh the horror.. I'm going in my pj's. No way in hell am I getting dressed after being up all night--again.~
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Chapter Three: A phsyco turtle.. A magical Potion.. and.. Floating teachers?!
Minerva and Albus has decided to call themselves Minnie and Dumbly. Originality was one of their strong points.
Minnie was awakened by Dumbly throwing a chocolate frog at her. "It's time we should EAT!" Dumbly was now jumping on Minnie's bed.
She kicked her leg out at him, succeding in knocking him off of the bed. She laughed and got up- and without changing from her pyjamas she grabbed her wand and walked with Dumbly down to breakfast before anyone else in Gryffindor was up.
When they enterd the Great Hall they saw only Proffesor Dumbledore and a woman who reminded Minnie of a veela.
When Dumbledore caught Minnie's eye he motioned for Dumbly and herself to approach the staff table.
"Hello you two. I'd like you to meet Proffesor Delecour," Professor Dumbledore nodded in the woman's direction. "Because of all the confusion last night I forgot to mention her!"
"Nice to meet you," Minnie smirked, "Name's Minnie." The last part was for Dumbledore as much as this proffesor.
"I'm Dumbly."
Dumbledore smiled at this and looked up at the clear sky outside. Grinning like he'd just won a million galleons. "Love the names.."
*
Voldey and Sevvy were groggily making their way down to the Great Hall, yawning loudly, as they had been up almost the whole night learning about their future sleves.
Sevvy and Vodley had been extremely interested in the fact that Voldey turned out to be an evil, very powerful wizard- yet they were unsure of wheather they approved of it or not. As interesting as it was- Voldey himself thought he'd amount to more than a feared, snake-like creature.
Sevvy had heard of himself being a Death Eater- and scowled. He? A FOLLOWER?! Not a chance in hell he had thought. Things had to change. He'd RULE not FOLLOW.
Voldey and Sevvy shared smirks and knew what each boy in turn was thinking: Dumbledore's reaction to their names- Voldey's in particular.
Their smirks were replaced by identical sneers as Gilderoy ran up to them. "Good morning you two! The name's Obliviate!"
Voldey and Sevvy exchanged confused glances and Obliviate returned one of his own.
"I know- I don't understand either- Dumbledore said I'd understand soon enough though."
"That man's off his rocker.." Voldey mumbled, and Sevvy nodded in agreement.
*
Quirky, on the other hand, was having a wondefull morning. His housemates loved him, and were telling him how they didn't blame him for his older- self's actions.
Smiling as he almost skipped down to the Great Hall he didn't notice the yellings and sounds of fighting coming from the direction he was heading.
But there was no mistaking a fight when you ran right into it-litterally.
Quirky crashed into two people rolling on the ground, their wands being used as stabbing tools more than magic-except for the occasional shower of sparks.
"Minnie! Sevvy! Stop this instant!" Dumbly was shouting, trying to aim his wand right to blast the two apart.
"FUCK YOU SEVVY! MINNIE IS A WAY BETTER NAME THEN YOURS!" Quirky flinched as he reconsied Minnie's voice.
"Dammit! Watch where you put your elb-OW!" Sevvy and Minnie were hauled apart by a large pair of arms.
"What der yeh think yer doin'?!" The huge man, who had to be Hagrid, bellowed at the pair of struggling first years.
"THAT BLOODY PHSYCO STARTED IT!" Sevvy shouted pointing his finger at Minnie.
"FUCK YOU!" Minnie shot back, sticking out her tounge.
"WATCH YER DAMN LANGUAGE!" Hagrid bellowed at the pair.
"Rubeus, really.." Came the voice of Albus Dumbledore. His eyes were twinkling, as if he were trying to hold back laughter.
It became apparent at once why this situation was so humerous. Quirky looked at the future Proffesors, both cut a bruised, their faces a mix of anger and shock, being held up by a gigantic man who was trying equally as hard not to laugh at them.
"I suggest you two try to behave yourselves for the remainder of the day.." Dumbledore motioned for Hagrid to put the two down, and the two proffesors walked into the Great Hall together.
"Minnie is a better name."
"Sevvy is."
"Greeeeeeseyyyy.." Minnie said, her eyes wide and her hands wriggling out in front of her as if she were trying to hypnotize Sevvy.
"Oh, that's it-" Sevvy launched himself at Minnie who transfigured him into a needle.
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A month had passed and there was still havoc happening whever the six happend to be.
More specificly, wherever Minnie happened to be.
It was a normal Transfiguration Class, they were learning how to transfigure turtles into pin cusions.
Minnie couldn't get her turtle to hold still. She claimed that it must have had "supernatural powers", because: "It's just not normal for a turtle to move that fast..".
Finally she thought she had the turtle cornered. Lifting her wand and getting ready to say the incantaion, the Turtle flipped off of her desk.
This was a mistake on the turtle's part.
Minnie jumped up onto the desk and started blasting fire-balls at the "superhuman" turtle. "TAKE THAT YOU FILTHY BUGGER! DIE TURTLE FROM HELL! FUCKING DIE!!!!!"
Proffessor McGonagall flinched when she heard Minnie's voice break the somewhat quiet room.
"Minnie! Five points from Gryffindor for that outburst!" She scolded.
"FIVE?! FOR TELLING THE FLAMING TURTLE TO GO TO HELL?! IT'S POSSESED!"
"Shh! Or I'll take another five points off!" Minerva was doing her best to ignore the fact that she was scolding herself.. A much younger version of herself.. But all the same. Had she ever been this disrespectful?
"For what?" Minnie was giving her a challanging smirk.
"For using crude words in my class.. As well as almost destroying my classroom.."
"Crude words like...." Minnie's eyes were glitterign with mistchief, "Hell?"
"Minnie- I'm warning you.."
"Shit, fuck, bitch, bloody, flaming?" Minerva took another five points off.
Minnie was testing her. Minerva regreted ever putting her own proffesors through this..
"Ah HA!" Minnie bounded to the next desk, and pointed her wand at the ground blasting another fire-ball at the turtle.
"MINNIE! DOWN THIS INSTANT!" Minerva was loosing her cool.
"JUST AFTER I KILL THIS LITTLE-" BANG!!
Minnie was flung backwards along with several other student's who'd been standing too close to the turtle.
"DETENTION!" Minerva yelled, "AND!- Twenty points from Gryffindor!" The other Gryffindors were beginning to look a bit mad at the point-loss.
"HOLD ON!" Minnie shot one last blast which engulfed the front half of the classroom in flames.
"Everyone out!!!" Minerva shoved the Gryffindor first years out of the classroom and rounded on Minnie.
"You little ungreatfull brat! You wait untill YOU'RE a proffesor! You'll have to put up with SHIT from your pupils too!" Minerva's eyes were flashing.
Minnie's mouth fell open. "Yes ma'm.."
Minerva was mentally kicking herself for being such a hypicrit. But she seemed to have gotten through to Minnie.
Key word, "Seemed".
"But I'm afraid you used a crude word, Proffesor. Five points from Gryffindor!!" Minnie doubled over with laughter and Dumbly snorted.
Minerva was resisting the urge to reach up and pull out her hair. "CLASS DISMISSED!"
The Gryffindors all turned to leave. "Not you Minnie, and you too Dumbly."
"What did I do!?" Dumbly questioned, outraged.
"You laughed."
Dumbly opened his mouth to protest but thought better of it.
"You two will have detentions tonight. You will recieve your detention slips at dinner." Minerva turned to go back into her classroom to fix the mess Minnie had made.
Once she was inside she saw a turtle scurry out of the classroom and Minnie's echoing curse-words bounching off the walls.
*
"As I said at he beginning of the term we will be making a cheerfullness potion," The thought seemed to sicken Snape. "Albus has decided that we need them."
Voldey and Sevvy weren't listening however. They were planning their next attack on Obliviate- who'd found out why Dumbldore suggested the name, and was furious by the idea. However, he couldn't change it.. So he acted as if he chose it himself as a joke.
For the first time in history the Gryffindors didn't have portions with Slytherins. But Slytherins were stuck with the Hufflepuffs.
Voldey and Sevvy's plan had got fowled up however, when Obliviate got moved to the front of the room. So they were sitting there sulking. Voldey was actually acting as his older self had done when in Hogwarts.
"Now all we need to add is the rose stem... DONE!" Sevvy was deeply into this potion. He seemed to fancy the subject Potions to unhealthy state.
"We're trying it at the same time." Voldey stated blankly.
Sevvy poured them each a bit of the potion into two vials and they downed it.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then suddenly, Voldey felt.. Happy.
Severus looked at the grinning Voldey and shudderd. A happy Voldemort was a scary Voldemort. But what was more frieghtening was himself.
Sevvy was sitting there giggling and smiling at nothing in particular. "I can't wait for divination! It will be so FUN!"
"YEY!" Voldey smiled and gave Sevvy a "thumbs up".
Severus shudderd. This was wrong. What was worse though..
Obliviate seemed to be even more cheery than usual. "YIPPE!!!! I LOVE POTIONS!! I LOVE YOU PROFFESOR!"
Snape retreated to his desk and avoided eye-contact untill the class was over. Cheerfullness potions were something he'd NEVER be making again.
*
Ravenclaw had a spare and Quirky was wandering the halls of Hogwarts looking for something to do. For a moment he thought he'd gone mad.
Had that been a turtle shooting past him at that speed? "Odd.." He thought and continued to walk towards the Entrance Hall.
No more than a minuet had passed when he heard Dumbly and Minnie's voices talking exitedly.
"Yes! It really makes you float untill you confess a three dark secrets!" Minnie was giggling.
"So you said to add a bit of pepper?" Dumbly questioned, exited as well.
"Yes, but not too much! I remember adding too much pepper once and well.. You'd be afraid."
"And a pinch of salt?"
"Hey! Was that the turtle?!"
"Oh come off it.."
Quirky could almost feel Minnie glaring.
He decided to see what they were up to. He turned the corner to see them stirring a cauldren in the middle of the hallway.
"P-pretty s-secritive you two.." Quirky mused, watching as Minnie clapped her hands while watching Dumbly stir the cauldren.
"Ah! Quirky! It's only you.. Just didn't want it to be McGonagall or anything. She seems upset today.." Minnie mutterd, looking into the cauldren.
Dumbly rolled his eyes, "I wonder why?"
Minnie ignored Dumbly and started to explain how the potion they were making worked..
Once she'd finished three figures walked up to the trio.
"I thought you were in potions?" Dumbly asked, reconising Voldey, Sevvy, and Obliviate.
They all smiled, "Snape kicked us out.." Obliviate was saying as if it were the most splended thing in the world, "WE were too cheerfull for him.." Voldey "Tee-hee'd" and Sevvy started humming.
Dumbly, Minnie, and Quirky stared at the three with horror on thier faces.
"Are you aware that you're being happy?" Minnie asked, backing up as if they had some desease.
Dumbly seemed to be holding back laughter, "Cheerfull potions. I can't believe Snape made you make CHEERFULL potions!"
Voldey, Sevvy, and Obliviate all smiled toothy smiles and sighed, "He's a genius!"
Quirky's eyes grew.
"T-this is un-healthy.."
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Sevvy and Obliviate's potions had worn off, although Voldey's had remained (Dumbly suggested that he was more subject to potions because he was so thin. Minnie snickerd at that- but mainly because she'd gotten such a kick out of a happy Voldemort-to-be that she'd fed him some more).
Sevvy was furious so he insisted that he would play along with the "surpirise" for the staff. Obliviate hated being left out of the "friendship bonding" thing that he claimed was going on so he agreed to join in as well.
Voldey had only started chuckling and nodding- they took it that he was in too.
As you can see- our six favorite magical mistakes had become a sort of 'group' of friends. While they were constantly bickering they could hardly be seen without one another. Ginny was giving Voldey weird looks and seemed more afraid of him than anyone had been. Harry was avoiding him as well, although Voldey saw reason for this. You see- everyone besides the two Gryffindors had warmed up to all six. While still thiking they were all odd, and rather annoying at times- they found them extremely amusing.
Minnie had a feeling tonight would seal the deal with the rest of the school.
Sevvy was smirking as he looked over at Minnie at the Gryffindor table. All he had to do was wait for the signal- and he'd start his distraction. He had realised about half an hour ago that they'd all recieve detentions for a year at least, but was feeling rather bitter towards the proffesors (Snape in particular) so he agreed that it'd be worth it.
Minnie caught his eye and nodded.
Sevvy nudged Voldey.
"AHHH!!!!!! THERE'S A TURTLE IN MY SOUP!!!!!" Sevvy screamed and shot out of his seat.
Voldey let go of the "supernatural powerd" turtle and it shot off at an amazing speed towards the Hufflepuff table. (Minnie had finally caught the Turtle)
It was right on target.
Obliviate's soup was knocked off of the table into his lap and he jumped up screaming that the devil was attacking him. All attention was drawn to him untill--
Everyone turned to look at the table furthest from the doors of the Great Hall- The Ravenclaw table. The Turle had- once again- been right on target- it skimmed the top of Quirky's turban, catching hold of it by a rough eldge in it's shell- Quirky was dragged around the Ravenclaw table several times untill the proffesors had all ran over to stop the deranged turtle.
No one had seen Dumbly run into the Great Hall, a cauldren levitating behind him, while he rushed up to the Staff Table. Nor had they seen him slip a little something into a few of the Proffesors's drinks.
He ran back to his spot with the cauldren, which he shoved under the table (Where it dissapeared, landing on a table in the kitchens where the hous- elves were bowling.. But that's another story).
Once the turtle had been dislodged from Quirky's turban and he had been mended of all cuts and scrapes he'd gotten the Great Hall went back to their meal- the occasional laugh breaking out from students who'd found this amusing.
Occasional laughs turned into a huge uproar of laughter as five proffesors from the Staff Table rose out of their seats and into the air..
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A/N: Ooo my first Cliffhanger!
Nagini: Not too much of a Cliffhanger..
House-elf: Screw you!
Those who can guess which five of the proffesors are up in the air? And.. anyone want to suggest some questions to be asked by the student body that would throughtly embarass the proffesors? If you do I'll make you're own special character ask it. Meaning that you should email me your questions!
PLEASE DO SO!
Also- I've decided to start calling the infamous six the Six Magical Mistakes.. It's easy to type and I *know* Minnie and Sevvy aren't truely mistakes.. But they certainly seem like them.
Hoons and Chez to all of you that reviewed the last chapters! *hugs you all*
Especially Gred Weasley!!!!! You made my day by calling this "Genius" I honestly whooped for joy.
*hands out chez to all of her faithfull reviewers- Ryven777- (I try! I honestly do! I sure as hell will insert more sugar.. *stares at pile of chocolate*), Hayely-(thanks hay! I think I will.. *grin*), Gred Weasley- (Who made my day *midnight's day IMO* better than ever *hands you another piece of chez*), Sailor Chibi-(Glad you thought 'twas funny! There most certainly will be MORE!), Amedeus-(who also rocks *hands you another piece of chez as well*), and miss breed-(Who i am still thanking for giving me the correct spelling for Gilderoy and Quirrel.. and being my first reviewer!!!)* (Hoons will come once you've reviewed THIS chapter)
~House-elf
