Now this isn't a R/L cause I don't really like that couple

Now this isn't a R/L cause I don't really like that couple. I can't write them. So don't flame just cause it's R/G k? If you do I will remove it. And Jennifer I am not a traitor I just am stuck on where I should go with TGCHHL so if you have any Ideas email me anyone Justyne_87@hotmail.com it's Justyne_87

Read: Very important to the plot

Rogue Xavier is the daughter of Charles she owns a coffee shop called Central Perk I know I'm stealing it from friends but who cares? Call a cop! Not really I don't need anything else on my record. Jubes is her sister. I made Jean a waitress (heh, heh) there is no way in hell she could be a doctor. Logan is guess…a hockey playa. So sit back and enjoy.

Don't own 'em if I did I would make them take over the world and enslave everyone who flames me. By the way why aren't all ya'll flamers dead yet? Oh wait its only Thursday.

            There are too many damn stairs to my apartment. The café was crazy this afternoon and I haven't sat down since 6am. It's 8:30pm now all I want to do is take a hot bath and sleep. Jean called in sick and I had to call Jubes to fill in. Logan will probably be out anyway. I hope he is, he thinks that I have the easiest job in the world. Just because I don't gut-check grown men for a living doesn't mean that I don't work hard. Finally I get to my door and put in the key.

"Home sweet home." I said. The living room is a mess littered with beer cans and a pizza box the TV is blaring on ESPN. Damn him I thought as I tripped over a pair of his jeans. I left them were they were and headed into our bedroom. I had just taken down my hair when I heard moaning coming from the guest bedroom that served as Jubes' when she was here. I made my way down the hall. The door was cracked and I saw Logan and Jean having sex on the bed. Bitter tears gathered in my eyes. Well at least the bastard had the decency not to cheat in our bed. I turned and when into my bedroom where I gathered every single article of clothing of his and dumped it in the bathtub. On my way to the kitchen I found Jean's piled on the floor, those went in too. I had to hurry since Logan wasn't exactly what you would call a marathon man. I dumped two gallons of bleach on the pile. Which included his leather jacket. Then I walked in on them.

"Jean, you don't look that sick to me." I said leaning against the door jam. I was way past sadness I was fucking pissed off. Logan scrambled off the bed and Jean wrapped a sheet around her with a shriek.

"On my kid sisters bed Logan? Classy."

"It's not what it looks like Rogue."

"Yeah! He was giving me mouth to mouth." Jean said

"Are you high? Just leave the both of you."

"Rogue listen I swear it will never happen again. It was a one-time thing."

"Get your shit and go." I said ominously deadpan.

"Logy where are my clothes?" Logy? I think I'm going to be sick.

"I'm leaving and when I come back all traces of you better be gone or they'll end up worse than your clothes. Oh, by the way. Jean, your fired!!"

"Here Rogue drink this." Jubilee said handing me a cup with a dark liquid swirling around in it.

"It looks like something is swimming in it."

"Probably"

"It really looks unappetizing"

"Yeah well you look like shit so just drink. Oh, Rogue, please don't start to cry again you look good, really!"

"Ohh, your right I do look like shit!" I was seated at the bar of Central Perk. It was one week later and after closing. Jubes was replacing Jean permanently.

"Rogue, Logan was a macho jerk! He was hairy, short, rude, vulgar…"

"Ok Jubes…"

"Messy, had a bad hair cut, what's up with the two peaks I mean he looks like the devil. Made you eat red meat constantly,"

"Thank you Jubes."

"He gave you beard burn cause he wouldn't shave, and did you, or did you not tell me he had a small dick?"

"JUBILATION LEE!"

"Sorry I got carried away." She said starting to wipe down the counter.

"You know what? It's me."

"No, Rogue, sweetie it's no you. You just have bad taste in men."

"See? it is me. I have bad taste. First there was Bobby in high school who was so emotionless."

"Yeah he was kind of cold."

"Then there was Scott. We're still friends but he spent more time with his hair than me."

"I always thought he had something stuck up his ass."

"Oh, don't forget Erik who had that metal fetish."

"Eww,"

"Yeah, and now Logan, and we all know how that went." I said then downed the cup.

"Ugh! What the hell was that?" I gasped

"It's called sailors punch, you take all the alcohol and combine it in one cup."

"That's disgusting!"

"Yeah, I know."

"Hit me!"

Jubes filled my cup up again.

"Rogue all men are losers you just got to pick one who can hide it well."

"Nuh uh! I'm through. I quit! I swear off men, I'll just buy a back massager."

"Wait, your not turning, I mean your not?"

"Where in the Blue Hell did you get that idea?"

"So you don't ever plan to have a family? Your just gonna turn into an old lady with a lot of cats?"

"Well you have a point I'm not getting any younger."

"Your only 28!"

"Well mom went through menopause when she was 32. That's only four years of child bearing left!"

"Mom was on the pill and back then the chemicals where so strong."

"Still, you know I always wanted children."

"So what are you gonna do have a bunch of one nighters and hope?"

"Of course not!"

"Well what then?"

"Well there always sperm donors."

"Rogue I probably go to school with those donors. Trust me you do not want any of that."

"No it's a great idea we don't have to do it though a clinic! I'll put an add in the paper." I said reaching for the phone.

"Oh yeah, I can just see it 'Wanted sperm donor must be tall athletic and handsome. Also must have a lot of fore arm strength.' C'mon Rogue."

"Damn it's closed I just call tomorrow." I said gathering my stuff up "Will you close?"

"Okay this is not funny anymore alright? Rogue tell your not serious." I kissed her on the forehead and grinned at her while I was walking out the door.

"Your serious about this!"

(So Who's Gonna Be The Baby's Daddy or will she even go though with it? Chapter 2 it done be before I post it I gotta get some response)

                                                                                    Peace out,     

 Justine