Author's Notes: Due to extreme boredom since last year, I have come up with a series of parodied WK Christmas Carols. There are a total of 10 of them, in no specific order. They will all be numbered. Please R&R!

Ken's Mission Night
Sung to: Jingle Bells

Dashing through the night, in a one man open bike
Over the roads I go, trailing like a dyke;
The car ahead is white, with backlights blaring bright,
What fun it is to trail Yohji when there's a soccer game tonight.

Chorus
Missions suck, Schwarz deluxe, ruins it all the way!
O what fun it is to be alone on a mission night.
Missions suck, Schwarz deluxe, ruins it all the way!
O what fun it is to be alone on a mission night.

An hour or two ago, I received a mission pack,
And soon I'm in my gear, my bugnucks in my sack;
The guy was lean and strong, but misfortune seemed his lot;
I got him into a hotel room, and soon I had him caught.

(Chorus)

But then Schwarz they showed up, a story I can't tell
I went out of my way, and the way back it was hell;
A gent was driving by, and Yohji was his name
He laughed as there I sprawling lie and quickly drove away

(Chorus)

Now Yohji is ahead, driving his white car
And as soon as he stops, I'll drag him out not far;
He should have help a friend, when he sees one laying down
Not laugh at him then drive away to go clubbing in town!

(Chorus)