--- SSaturn655@aol.com wrote:
SeSe: I thought of something to do!  Let's react to
Clichés and stupid old
sayings!

1. The best way to a man's heart is through his
stomach


Xina: Shouldn't they be able to hunt for themselves?
When I was growing up...

Xalan: When have you ever hunted?  *Xina growls*

Jolrael: Is she cooking Discordia's Chili?

Lucretia: Doesn't dad do all the cooking?

Akachi: Well, mom has hardly any taste buds.

Lucretia: That explains all the heavy spices.

Akachi: you didn't know that?

Amethyst: Umm...all I know how to make is
coffee...chimera's don't need much else

Tinuviel: hmmm...*glances towards Val, reincarnated
dragon sweatdrops, Xina growls, and looks at
Val...dragon swallows hard*

Jezabel: umm food...ummm when was the last time I
ate....oh yeah...a month ago....*shrug*...I wonder why
I'm not hungry yet...

*Jezabel doesn't yet know that she no longer needs to
eat, drink or breathe, or that she doesn't age, could
survive anywhere from under the deepest ocean to the
surface of Mercury to vacuum, at least she knows that she
doesn't have to sleep.*

CoN Ryoko: Cliche?  That is a proper method of
acquiring a man's attention...it is unseemly to
actively chase after all...so luring them to chase you
is what must be done...

Reiko: I don't cook...*glares*...I prefer FRESH
food...*jaguar-girl ninja snatches up mouse and
swallows it*

Karya: indeed, to think that I would lower myself to
cooking...

Rakkan: You can't cook?

Karya: I've never had the need.  Why, any problem with
that?

Rakkan: Akuneko nobles are taught to be
self-sufficient warriors...not indolent fops

Karya: grrr....that's why we nearly obliterated you when you tried to invade!

Rakkan: The plan was made by a mad man, and you had
warning that we were coming

*in the background Val is running away from Tinu, who
is unaware of Xina chasing after her and throwing
light spears*

Rikyu: please, Kiyone's frazzled enough with all her
jobs, Mihoshi, her career, Mihoshi foiling alien
invasions, Mihoshi, dealing with Earth and Jurai
governments, Mihoshi and everything else...
*cough*Mihoshi*cough*....you think I'm going to make
her cook...

Cast:

Akachi Saotome - Son of Ranma and Ryoko from "Ryoko Saotome." Concept only,
he might appear in the epilouge.
Amethyst Lina Greywords Saillon - Daughter of Amelia and Zelgadis from the "Kitsune
Lina Trilogy"
Jezabel - Happy-go-lucky-demon-girl I made for a super-hero e-mail game that crashed
and burned.
Jolrael Gabriev - The son of Gourry and Sylphiel Gabriev from the "Kitsune Lina Trilogy"
Karya - A minor Jurai noble that has taken to serving Kiyone in "Kiyone Muyo!"
Sort of a love-hate thing going on with Rakkan.
Lucretia Saotome - Daughter of Ranma and Ryoko from "Ryoko Saotome." Concept
only, she might appear in the epilouge.
Rakkan - A minor Akuneko noble that has taken to serving Kiyone in "Kiyone Muyo!"
Sort of a love-hate thing going on with Karya.
Reiko Satomi - Ninja, Jaguar-girl, jin-child (half-elemental) with water powers, generally
responsible for mage persona from getting himself in too much trouble
to handle.
Rikyu - Ryoko's son and Kiyone's boyfriend from "Kiyone Muyo!"
Ryoko Saotome - Ranma's much younger sister, my character from the Children of
Nerima e-mail game.
Tinuviel Hakubi - Rather absent minded elf-maiden with an unhealthy and unsafe interest
in science. From "Kitsune Lina Trilogy"
Val - The villian of Slayers Try, reincarnated to a new life and hero in the "Kitsune Lina
Trilogy"
Xalan Metallium - Son of Lina Inverse and Xellos Metallium from the "Kitsune Lina
Trilogy."
Xina Metallium - Daughter of Lina Inverse and Xellos Metallium from the "Kitsune Lina
Trilogy"