It was a cheery afternoon. Birds were singing, students were talking excitedly…it seemed like it was going to be a typical fun day at Hogwarts.
"Hey Harry!" Ron said.
"Hey R-" but before he could get another word out, Ron had kicked him in the groin.
"DAMMIT!! Why the hell did you do that!!" Harry yelled groaning in pain.
"You know, I dunno," Ron answered.
Suddenly he saw Hermione coming up towards them, head in her book as always.
"Finally!" Harry said, still clutching his gray area. "A sensible person. Hermione come here!"
Hermione came up to him.
"Herm, did you know what this little bastard did?" Harry yelled.
"No Harry," Hermione answered truthfully.
"He kicked me in the…down there…"
"Ron!!" Hermione yelled turning towards him furiously. Of course, Ron didn't seem to know what was the big deal. "Ron that's disgusting! How can you do such things and still call yourself a - oh - wait a sec-"
And then she turned around and kicked Harry in the groin.
Harry screamed in pain as Hermione turned around and continued to chastise Ron.
"WHY!!?" he yelled. "Why does this always happen to me?"
"Hey everyone look, there's Harry!" some guy yelled from across the field. "Come on, let's get him to scream like a school girl again!"
With that, huge masses of students swarmed in around Harry and started kicking him in the groin, pinching his belly, and pulling his underwear.
Just a typical fun day at Hogwarts.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
