The Almighty Tallest had discovered the existence of Earth, and figured three utterly incompetent aliens were better than one competent one. A
moronic Irken named Bobo and one who was just a bit more intelligent(okay, maybe a lot more) named Bri were to aid Zim in his destruction of Earth. The two invaders were tossed into their spaceship with two cardboard boxes, both of which contained a "Make-Your-Own-Stupid Robotic Assistant" kit.
"Erm...this'll be hard...", said Bobo. At that second, the ship hopped up off the ground and zoomed to Mercury. The spaceship landed on its nose and
smashed that part up, sending the boxes over to the other side.
When the dust cleared, they realized they had bounced off, and that the idiotic robotic assistants had assembled themselves. "Wow, that was TOO easy...", muttered Bri.
"Pie?", replied Bobo.
"Shut up," Bri said.
The ship had sailed to Jupiter, landing in the Red Storm. The tornado there hit the spaceship, blasting it to Earth, where it crash-landed, coincidentally in the waters outside of the town where Dib, Gaz, Zim, and the others lived.
The two burst from the waters, burning from the evil substance. "NOO!"
The two ran around in circles, screaming. "BOBBY!", Bobo yelled to his assistant. "Is you talkin' to me? Guess joo is...Yeeeeeeeeeeees?", replied the
newly-named Bobby.
"FETCH ME A SPONGY-SPONGE!"
"Okey-dokey, Smokey! Cheeeeese!"
A drawer in his chest popped out. He chose a big, blue, round sponge from the "Drawer of Random Sponges". Bobby zipped around, rubbing the sponge all over the two Irkens.
The angry aliens stomped to Zim's house. "Looks like the place. Scary
stone little peoples, random thingies attaching to the buildings around it, my little eye!", shouted Bobo, now happy again.
"You stooge. Hier, my assistant, will tell you what's happening.", said Bri.
"Dude, I'm a Stooge, so I'll poke my sister's eyes out"(here he poked her)"and
now I'll sing 'What's Goin' On' because it's about what is happening, yayness, ubi!"
"Shut up." She bopped him over the head with Hier. "Ah love yooooou!", said Hier to Bri.
"Your mother was a hamster and your fath--", screeched Bobo.
He was bopped again.
"Hey, I saw this on a TV show called 'Invader Zim'. I'm dancin' like a monkey!", yelled Bobo. He danced to the door and rang the bell. Two robotic humans popped out. "Hell-o, Ziiim.", they said in their mechanical voices. They had hit into Bobo and sent him across the lawn. "Grrr...I have an eye...", Bobo said scornfully.
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Ooh, what a cliffhanger!
moronic Irken named Bobo and one who was just a bit more intelligent(okay, maybe a lot more) named Bri were to aid Zim in his destruction of Earth. The two invaders were tossed into their spaceship with two cardboard boxes, both of which contained a "Make-Your-Own-Stupid Robotic Assistant" kit.
"Erm...this'll be hard...", said Bobo. At that second, the ship hopped up off the ground and zoomed to Mercury. The spaceship landed on its nose and
smashed that part up, sending the boxes over to the other side.
When the dust cleared, they realized they had bounced off, and that the idiotic robotic assistants had assembled themselves. "Wow, that was TOO easy...", muttered Bri.
"Pie?", replied Bobo.
"Shut up," Bri said.
The ship had sailed to Jupiter, landing in the Red Storm. The tornado there hit the spaceship, blasting it to Earth, where it crash-landed, coincidentally in the waters outside of the town where Dib, Gaz, Zim, and the others lived.
The two burst from the waters, burning from the evil substance. "NOO!"
The two ran around in circles, screaming. "BOBBY!", Bobo yelled to his assistant. "Is you talkin' to me? Guess joo is...Yeeeeeeeeeeees?", replied the
newly-named Bobby.
"FETCH ME A SPONGY-SPONGE!"
"Okey-dokey, Smokey! Cheeeeese!"
A drawer in his chest popped out. He chose a big, blue, round sponge from the "Drawer of Random Sponges". Bobby zipped around, rubbing the sponge all over the two Irkens.
The angry aliens stomped to Zim's house. "Looks like the place. Scary
stone little peoples, random thingies attaching to the buildings around it, my little eye!", shouted Bobo, now happy again.
"You stooge. Hier, my assistant, will tell you what's happening.", said Bri.
"Dude, I'm a Stooge, so I'll poke my sister's eyes out"(here he poked her)"and
now I'll sing 'What's Goin' On' because it's about what is happening, yayness, ubi!"
"Shut up." She bopped him over the head with Hier. "Ah love yooooou!", said Hier to Bri.
"Your mother was a hamster and your fath--", screeched Bobo.
He was bopped again.
"Hey, I saw this on a TV show called 'Invader Zim'. I'm dancin' like a monkey!", yelled Bobo. He danced to the door and rang the bell. Two robotic humans popped out. "Hell-o, Ziiim.", they said in their mechanical voices. They had hit into Bobo and sent him across the lawn. "Grrr...I have an eye...", Bobo said scornfully.
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Ooh, what a cliffhanger!
