WOW! Some one actually reviewed my story the next day. YAY! I was
planning on writing more anyway but now I'll just be happier about it.
Again, I own nothing used in this story. Ain't even my computer, but hey
whatcha gonna do? All right here comes Round 2.
Round 2
"Welcome back to the Weakest Link. I'm your host. In the first round Brainiac was voted off and you banked.a pathetic.miserable.underrated.stupifyingly grand amount of zero dollars. Nine of you are left, and one of you will not be going on. Zechs, you were the strongest link from the last round so you'll get to go first. So lets play, the Weakest Link!" Funny music starts and ten seconds are taken off the clock.
"Zechs, you're pretty."
"Yes I am." Answers and waves his hair about.
"Correct, Vegeta, who is your true mortal enemy?"
"Freeza." Vegeta answers.
"No, your father, by the way you guys got some serious issues to work through" Vegeta starts crying and sits down on the stage.
"Joker, do you make your own clothes?"
"No Harley steals them for me" He answers and holds his purple jacket out and spins on his heel.
"Correct. Cell, why didn't you kill Hercule?"
"He was a waste of my perfection." Cell answers.
"For not killing him, you get nothing. Megabyte. Where do all those ABC's come from?"
"I've always got some just lying around." Megabyte says and grins evilly.
"Correct, Blight, if you stop melting your podium I'll give you the point." Cell takes his hands off his half-melted podium and smiles. "Good, Lex, do you have s severe inferiority complex?"
"Yes," he says and looks at the ground.
"Darkseid."
"BANK!" Darkseid yells.
Anne continues "What's the deal with you and granny?"
Darkseid curls into a ball and starts to cry on stage.
"Well that was mildly amusing, you get the point. Hexadecimal, where do you get your clothes?"
"I have them specially made by hot topic, they RULE!" Laughs maniacally and changes to her crazy face with the red eyes and starts throwing fireballs into the audience.
"Eeerghh correct and we should've included something about killing the audience members too, darn oh well. And that marks the end of round 2. In this round you banked a pathetic $2,000. That will be added to your grand total and will go onto the next round but one of you will not. Whose costume is cutting off the circulation to their brain?" Everyone glares at Hex and Vegeta. "It's time to vote off the weakest link.
Weird voice talks again. "Statisticly, Vegeta and Darkseid are the weakest link because they both cried, the strongest link is again Zechs because he did that thing with his hair. But it's the votes that count."
"It's time to reveal who you thought was the weakest link." Anne says and looks around the semi circle.
"Darkseid." says Joker.
"Vegeta." Cell says.
"Hexadecimal." Megabyte says.
"Joker." Blight says.
"Joker" Luthor says.
"Zechs." Darkseid says.
"Joker." Zechs says.
"Cell." Vegeta says.
"Zechs." Anne says and looks at Zechs. "Why Joker?"
"His clothes are the coolest here, I can't have that competition,"
"Darkseid. Why Zechs?"
"I don't like him, his questions or the fact that he's prettier than me." Darkseid replies and glares at Zechs. Zechs just waves a hand through his hair and listens to the girl in the audience scream.
"Statistically, you evil little nancy boy, you were the weakest link because you cried. But it's the votes that count, and with three votes, you are the weakest link, good bye."
The joker walks around his podium and storms off back stage, and gives his commentary. "I can't believe Zechs again! He gets the easiest question because the Vampyric peep queen is sitting next to the author! What a crock of bull!"
"We'll be right back, on the weakest link." Anne says and fades to commercial.
Commercial break.
Ok that was round two, I don't even know who's going to win yet! I'll write more when I get back in a few days so enjoy. Again, I won nothing!
Round 2
"Welcome back to the Weakest Link. I'm your host. In the first round Brainiac was voted off and you banked.a pathetic.miserable.underrated.stupifyingly grand amount of zero dollars. Nine of you are left, and one of you will not be going on. Zechs, you were the strongest link from the last round so you'll get to go first. So lets play, the Weakest Link!" Funny music starts and ten seconds are taken off the clock.
"Zechs, you're pretty."
"Yes I am." Answers and waves his hair about.
"Correct, Vegeta, who is your true mortal enemy?"
"Freeza." Vegeta answers.
"No, your father, by the way you guys got some serious issues to work through" Vegeta starts crying and sits down on the stage.
"Joker, do you make your own clothes?"
"No Harley steals them for me" He answers and holds his purple jacket out and spins on his heel.
"Correct. Cell, why didn't you kill Hercule?"
"He was a waste of my perfection." Cell answers.
"For not killing him, you get nothing. Megabyte. Where do all those ABC's come from?"
"I've always got some just lying around." Megabyte says and grins evilly.
"Correct, Blight, if you stop melting your podium I'll give you the point." Cell takes his hands off his half-melted podium and smiles. "Good, Lex, do you have s severe inferiority complex?"
"Yes," he says and looks at the ground.
"Darkseid."
"BANK!" Darkseid yells.
Anne continues "What's the deal with you and granny?"
Darkseid curls into a ball and starts to cry on stage.
"Well that was mildly amusing, you get the point. Hexadecimal, where do you get your clothes?"
"I have them specially made by hot topic, they RULE!" Laughs maniacally and changes to her crazy face with the red eyes and starts throwing fireballs into the audience.
"Eeerghh correct and we should've included something about killing the audience members too, darn oh well. And that marks the end of round 2. In this round you banked a pathetic $2,000. That will be added to your grand total and will go onto the next round but one of you will not. Whose costume is cutting off the circulation to their brain?" Everyone glares at Hex and Vegeta. "It's time to vote off the weakest link.
Weird voice talks again. "Statisticly, Vegeta and Darkseid are the weakest link because they both cried, the strongest link is again Zechs because he did that thing with his hair. But it's the votes that count."
"It's time to reveal who you thought was the weakest link." Anne says and looks around the semi circle.
"Darkseid." says Joker.
"Vegeta." Cell says.
"Hexadecimal." Megabyte says.
"Joker." Blight says.
"Joker" Luthor says.
"Zechs." Darkseid says.
"Joker." Zechs says.
"Cell." Vegeta says.
"Zechs." Anne says and looks at Zechs. "Why Joker?"
"His clothes are the coolest here, I can't have that competition,"
"Darkseid. Why Zechs?"
"I don't like him, his questions or the fact that he's prettier than me." Darkseid replies and glares at Zechs. Zechs just waves a hand through his hair and listens to the girl in the audience scream.
"Statistically, you evil little nancy boy, you were the weakest link because you cried. But it's the votes that count, and with three votes, you are the weakest link, good bye."
The joker walks around his podium and storms off back stage, and gives his commentary. "I can't believe Zechs again! He gets the easiest question because the Vampyric peep queen is sitting next to the author! What a crock of bull!"
"We'll be right back, on the weakest link." Anne says and fades to commercial.
Commercial break.
Ok that was round two, I don't even know who's going to win yet! I'll write more when I get back in a few days so enjoy. Again, I won nothing!
