Author's Notes: Due to extreme boredom since last year, I have come up with a series of parodied WK Christmas Carols. There are a total of 10 of them, in no specific order. They will all be numbered. Please R&R!

We Three Weiss Assassins Are
Sung to: We Three Kings of Orient Are

We three Weiss assassins are,
Bearing arms we traverse afar.
Fields and buildings, steal and killing,
Following Aya ours.

O, Aya leader, lead with might.
Help us learn and help us fight.
Forward leading, still proceeding,
Guide us into the deep night.

Born the son of Takatori.
Darts I use to kill enemies.
Crying ever, ceasing never.
Still you've forgiven me.

(Chorus)

Friendship's all to offer have I.
Bugnuks used by a murderer nigh.
Silent, trusting, always helping,
You are my leader high.

(Chorus)

Tears are mine, it's bitter cologne.
Wires of death to bring targets home.
Sorrowing, crying, bleeding, sighing,
Know that you're not alone.

(Chorus)

More than once, you've risked life for us.
We're a team you always can trust.
We're not lying, nor falsifying,
We all do what we must.

(Chorus)