Requirements:
*A professor must have a radio in his or her classroom
*Must include "Misty Seaweed"-coloured makeup of some sort.... whatever THAT looks like... scary...
*Someone must say "Bite the wax tadpole"
*Must mention odd socks (for example, the ones I'm wearing that say "Juvenile Delinquent")
*You must use the letter "x"... it's a poor, neglected letter, and I feel bad for it...
The school lost in the 70's
Harry, Ron & Hermione walked down to the hall together. As they passed the Charms classroom, they heard N'snyc on really loud. Harry grabbed Ron's arm and pulled him back. "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, SERVERUS?? N'SNYC IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE BETTER THEN BSB OK??" Prof. Flitwick walked out of the classroom steaming. As he walked away, they saw his socks they said 'N'sync 4 ever!' Ron raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything. Then before stepping back into the corridor they heard Prof. Snape yell "BITE THE WAX TADPOLE!" This time Harry looked confused. "Harry, the wax tadpole was a creature that Godric Gryffindor made. He was sick of his pets dying so he made a wax tadpole that lived in the lake. Unfortunately, he ate so much and grew so big that he was moved. And no one knows where it went." They walked down to the stairs and opened the door to the hall. Dumbledore came up to them and said "It's X week, man! We must respect the symbol that is X." Hermione groaned. "It sounds like Dumbledore has been in the 70's waaaaay to long." She whispered. The sat down at the 'Gryffindor table' which was now a row of cushions and a low table. Harry noticed that everyone else had a X sticker on. "It looks like a theme here." Ron said. Then McGonagall swept past wearing tie-dye robes. "Kids, you must embrace the person that you are, you must experiment with different things, for example Ms. Granger, you really should try this new eye shadow its called 'Misty Seaweed.' She put a container down and swept away. Hermione shuddered and looked at Harry. "You have to stop this!" She whispered. "Ok, Ok!" He said. Harry walked up to the 'Head table' and waved a pair of socks that said "Go Bananas!" on them in front of Dumbledore. Instantly, he changed back to the normal teacher that he was.
Afternote: Flitwick & Snape never stopped fighting about BSB & N'SNYC.
*A professor must have a radio in his or her classroom
*Must include "Misty Seaweed"-coloured makeup of some sort.... whatever THAT looks like... scary...
*Someone must say "Bite the wax tadpole"
*Must mention odd socks (for example, the ones I'm wearing that say "Juvenile Delinquent")
*You must use the letter "x"... it's a poor, neglected letter, and I feel bad for it...
The school lost in the 70's
Harry, Ron & Hermione walked down to the hall together. As they passed the Charms classroom, they heard N'snyc on really loud. Harry grabbed Ron's arm and pulled him back. "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, SERVERUS?? N'SNYC IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE BETTER THEN BSB OK??" Prof. Flitwick walked out of the classroom steaming. As he walked away, they saw his socks they said 'N'sync 4 ever!' Ron raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything. Then before stepping back into the corridor they heard Prof. Snape yell "BITE THE WAX TADPOLE!" This time Harry looked confused. "Harry, the wax tadpole was a creature that Godric Gryffindor made. He was sick of his pets dying so he made a wax tadpole that lived in the lake. Unfortunately, he ate so much and grew so big that he was moved. And no one knows where it went." They walked down to the stairs and opened the door to the hall. Dumbledore came up to them and said "It's X week, man! We must respect the symbol that is X." Hermione groaned. "It sounds like Dumbledore has been in the 70's waaaaay to long." She whispered. The sat down at the 'Gryffindor table' which was now a row of cushions and a low table. Harry noticed that everyone else had a X sticker on. "It looks like a theme here." Ron said. Then McGonagall swept past wearing tie-dye robes. "Kids, you must embrace the person that you are, you must experiment with different things, for example Ms. Granger, you really should try this new eye shadow its called 'Misty Seaweed.' She put a container down and swept away. Hermione shuddered and looked at Harry. "You have to stop this!" She whispered. "Ok, Ok!" He said. Harry walked up to the 'Head table' and waved a pair of socks that said "Go Bananas!" on them in front of Dumbledore. Instantly, he changed back to the normal teacher that he was.
Afternote: Flitwick & Snape never stopped fighting about BSB & N'SNYC.
