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Soul Mates or Playmates? Part 7

'Hammer? What is a hammer doing hammering in my house?' Lily thought, very confusedly.

It was not a hammer, as Lily had expected, it was Petunia. She was pounding on Lily's door, and called in to her.

"Hey, Grampy says to come down for breakfast." Petunia shouted. For some reason, she seemed extremely happy. The only time Lily has seen her so happy, is when she had been in trouble...

Lily rolled over and groaned. She went downstairs in her shorts, and T-shirt, yawning. She walked into the kitchen, and plopped down in a chat.

"'Morning, Grampy, Morning, Grammy, Petunia." Lily said.

Her grandmother and grandfather smiled at her. Lily wondered why her grandmother has been acting so nice lately, she strongly suspected that her grandfather had something to do with it.

The smiles on their faces were rather forced. Lily gazed at them, wondering what was going on. Their eyes looked sad, and disbelieving.

"Honey, we just got a call from the doctor you went to the other day." Her grandfather said.

Lily's confusion increased. She hadn't seen a doctor, she only came home two weeks ago, and all she really did was hang around, and go swimming occasionally.

"Now, we can understand why you didn't want to tell us yourself, because, we know that this must be an awful experience for you. You are much too young." Her grandmother said.

Petunia looked simply furious that her grandmother was now being nice to Lily.

"Too young for what? What are you talking about?" Lily asked.

Her grandmother smiled, and reached out to pat her hand.


"You don't need to pretend that you don't know what we're talking about Sweetie, we already know that you're pregnant."

Lily coughed on piece of toast. "WHAT?! What makes you think I'm pregnant? Who told you?"

"Your doctor called this morning, Honey." Her grandfather said.

"Oh yeah? What's his name?" Lily asked.

"I can't believe you went and got pregnant Lily," her grandfather suddenly said, "I am very disappointed." He looked at her with a mixture of pity, sadness, anger, and disbelief written on his face.

"What is this doctor's name?!" Lily asked again.

"I believe his name is..." he looked at a piece of paper. " Dr. Black."

"Black?!" Lily asked.

"Yes," her grandmother said. {A/N I'm going to give them names...} "You're sure that's right, Chris?" {A/N there you go. I'm going to shut up now...}

"Yes, Marianne, I am right." Chris said surely. "Lily, where are you going? I think we should talk more about this pregnancy..."

Lily was on her way to the living room. She got some Floo Powder, and threw some in.

"The Insane House!" Lily shouted. Then she was swept away in a blur of emerald flames, with her grandmother shouting something most embarrassing. She never did figure out why Sirius' parents let him name their house. When she fell out on the floor, she stood up and brushed herself off. It was then when she remembered her skimpy pajamas. She looked hopelessly at herself in the mirror, then screamed,

"SIRIUS BLACK! GET DOWN HERE NOW!" Mrs. Black came into the Dining Room, and smiled at Lily. Lily smiled back, and apologized.

"Sorry, Mrs. Black, but I need to talk to Sirius now..."

"Oh dear, he's having a little party, James, Remus, and Peter are here as well." She said. He is up in his room; it's the third door, in the second hall. It is at the top of the stairs, go to your left, and go down the corridor. On your right, there is another hall, and his room is the third door on the left. Oh good, his owl is back, she'll show you the way." She eyed Lily's outfit, which was a baby T-shirt, and short shorts, and mumbled something about wishing for something.
Lily (feeling quite foolish) followed the black owl. His house was humungos. When the owl soared into the room, Lily hung back a little. She took her hair out of its ponytail, and let it hang down her back. She frantically tried to brush it with her fingers, and then knocked on the half open door.

"Come in," Sirius said, while laughing about something. She walked in, and stared. All four of the boys were wearing khaki shorts. That was all. That's not what she was staring at though. The room was six times the size her room at home.

"Wow, Sirius, your house is huge," she said awestruck.

The boys were too busy gaping at Lily. Lily was too busy gaping at the room to notice the busily gaping boys gaping at her gaping at the room. {A/N *cough*}

Then Lily snapped back, and blushed slightly at the attention.

"So, what's going on?" Sirius asked.

That was when Lily remembered.

"Oh, I don't know... DR. BLACK!" she said angrily.

Sirius tried to look innocent. "I'm not a doctor Lily, what are you talking about?"

James didn't mean to. He let out a laugh. Pretty soon all four boys were rolling around hysterically.

"Oh, I'm sure you find it all very funny, but I DON'T! My grandmother shouted something about pain, and giving me a book, and that I shouldn't feel alone while I was getting the Floo Powder and everything ready. Do you know how humiliating that was? My on grandparents, they were so disappointed! They couldn't believe it, they had this look of disgust, and IT'S NOT FUNNY!" She ranted.

"So, what does it feel like to be pregnant, Lily?" Remus asked, trying to sound curious.

Lily threw a pillow at him. "It's NOT funny, Remus! Well, I have to go, but I think that SOMEONE," at this she glared pointedly at the boys, "should accompany me. My grandparents should know from you, and plus James, they want to see you. They think you're the 'father-to-be' I've tried to explain to them... they just won't listen! I'm really getting sick of it... You guys HAVE to tell them!" she looked pleadingly at the boys.

"All right, all right, we'll come." James said, melting at the sight of her gorgeous puppy dog eyes.

Lily smiled, "Thanks a lot, I appreciate it. Please, put on some shirts or something, you can't go like that,"

She went over to James, was about to kiss him, but changed her mind; she whacked him on the head.

"I still can't believe you did that!" she said, giggling. She ran away before James could tackle her.

"What about you?" Peter said, eyeing her, "You're half naked yourself! You should put some clothes on."

"Hey, it's my house." Lily said, but all the same, she crossed her arms across her chest, blushing slightly.

"You go on, Lily, we need to get dressed," Remus said.

"Oh, just wear those shorts, and throw on a shirt, I don't want to get lost... Sirius, did I mention that your house is gigantic?" Lily said.

"Yeah, you may have mentioned it once or twice," Sirius said quickly, while blushing slightly.

"Sirius doesn't like to talk about how rich his family is," James said to Lily quietly.

Lily nodded. Finally the boys were ready, and they made the way down the stairs. Lily was gazing up at the ceiling, which seemed to go up very far. She missed a step, and fell down the stairs. Luckily Remus caught her before she fell too far.

"Thanks," she said.

They reached the Dining Room, and Lily took some Floo Powder. Then she decided that the boys should go first.

"All right, you four first." She said.

Sirius groaned. "There goes that idea, Peter."

Sirius took some Floo Powder, and threw it in the fire. "THE FLOWER!" He yelled. James had named Lily's house.

After the other three went, Lily went. Her grandparents were quite shocked when they saw Lily come out of the fireplace, after the other four boys that they didn't know.

"Lily, you didn't have to go running to your friends, we can help. You can talk to us. Now, who is the father of this baby? Oh Lily! I just had a thought! What if you have twins!? Or triplets? You won't be able to handle it!"

Lily glared at the boys, who were cracking up.

"Grammy, I am NOT pregnant, and I have proof. Tell them, boys."
Sirius took a step forward.

"Denial is a big problem in teen pregnancies." He said, while fighting to keep a straight face.

Lily stared at him. "What are you doing?" she hissed.

He pretended not to hear her.

"Yes, I quite agree what you are getting at. Our sweet girl, I can't believe... she's only sixteen!"

Lily groaned. "I can't possibly be pregnant! Unless, someone cut me open while I was sleeping, and placed a baby inside of me."

"Now, which one of you is James? I believe I have forgotten who's who..." Marianne said.

James stepped forward, " Ma'am, Lily is not pregnant. She and I never..." he trailed off.

Marianne smiled, "Really? You mean, our sweet little angel wasn't lying? That's wonderful."

Lily rolled her eyes. " Why didn't you just believe ME?"

"Oh honey, we wanted, too, but that Dr. Black, he just sounded so serious."

"Well, of course he sounded serious grampy, because his NAME is Sirius!"

She shoved Sirius forward. "THIS is the Dr. Black that called you."

Remus burst out laughing.

"And who are these young fellows?" Marianne asked with a trace of amusement.

"Well, this," Lily pointed to Remus, " is my friend Remus Lupin. This one, is Peter Pettigrew. This one here, he's my boyfriend, James Potter. And this git," here Lily gave Sirius a hit on the head ("OW!") "is Sirius Black. They are all the biggest troublemakers in school."



"Troublemakers, eh?" Chris said, eyeing James with some dislike.

"Oh no, they're the GOOD kind, they don't hurt anyone, and um, they get good grades, especially James."

"Don't you know how to use a hair brush boy?" Chris asked James.

James blushed. "Well, sir," he said, " it's not like I haven't tried. It's just that my hair refuses to do what I want it to. It always stays this way... no matter what. I can show you if you like."

"All right," Chris said. So Lily got a hair brush and handed it to James. James ran it through his hair, and it stayed flat.

"It looks like it works to - oh." Chris finished when he saw that James' hair just sprang back up to it's normal position.

"All right, you boys better get back, I want to get my homework out of the way. Plus I'm going to go shopping!" Lily exclaimed.

"Okay, I'll see you later Lily." James said. They gave each other a quick hug, and Lily threw some Floo Powder in the fire. She heard her grandparents gasp as the fire turned green.

"Bye!" Lily called.

Sirius stepped right into the fire, and shouted, "THE INSANE HOUSE!" Then he turned and grinned at them before he was swept away. After seeing that the other three boys were safely out of her house, she turned around to see her grandparents looking fearfully at the fireplace.

"What is it?" Lily asked, turning around to look at the fireplace, which looked perfectly normal. "What's wrong?"

"Those boys, th - they just disappeared into the fire!" Marianne exclaimed.

Lily smiled. "That was Floo Powder, Grammy."

Then she went off explaining all about Floo Powder, and other magical things that were used normally in the Wizarding World.







Later that night, while Lily was home alone, Petunia burst in the door, giggling.

"Hiiiiiiiiii Lily. Ooh! Are you a purdy flower?!?! FLOWERS MAKE ME SNEEZE!!! AAAACHOO" she said.

Lily stared at her older sister in horror. "Petunia, are you DRUNK?!!" Lily asked.

"Noooo..." Petunia said with a laugh, "I'm not drunk, what gave you that idea?" Then she stumbled into the kitchen.

Lily followed her. She's never seen a drunk person before, only on TV. Petunia was opening the silverware draw. She took out the huge butcher knife and started running around the kitchen, laughing maniacally.

"PETUNIA! What are you doing?!" Lily shouted.

Petunia then stuck the butcher into her stomach. {A/N hahahah random!} Lily gasped. She ran right to the phone, and dialed 911.

"Hello, 911 how can I help you?" the operator asked.

"Oh, PLEASE! My sister, oh my God..." Lily said.

"Shh.. calm down please. What is wrong?"

"SEND AN AMBULANCE!" Shouted a hysterical Lily.

"All right, I will, I need your address honey."

"25 Frances Ave."

"Okay, I sent an ambulance over, now what is the problem?" the operator asked.

"My sister, she came home, and she's drunk, I think, and she stabbed herself in the stomach with a butcher knife. She's still alive, I can hear her moaning, and gasping."

"Okay, when did she stab herself?"

"About 30 seconds before I called."

"All right honey, the ambulance should be there any second now."

"I hear the siren! I'm going to go let them in, THANK YOU!" Lily said.

"Your Welcome dear," the operator barely said that before Lily hung up.

She flew the door, and threw it open. The paremedics were already there, and they followed her inside.


"Oy, what happened?" One of them asked.

"She stabbed herself, I think she's drunk." Lily said.

The paramedics were loading her into the ambulance right when Lily's grandparents came home.

"Oh my Goodness! What happened?" Marianne asked in alarm.

"No time to explain now, Ma'am. You may ride in the back of the ambulance if you wish." Chris and Marianne climbed into the back of the ambulance, with Lily, and they watched as the paramedics worked furiously on Petunia.

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"Hi, guys." Lily said to her friends in Diagon Alley. It was only one more week until school started again. Petunia returned to her normal self.

"Hello, Lily. We are still waiting for Suzanne, and Nadia. Peter isn't here yet either.

Lily grinned. "Well, at least I'm not late like I usually am! You'll never believe who sent me an owl the other day." Lily burst out laughing.

"Who?" Lucy asked.

"That Gilderoy Lockhart fellow!" Lily burst out laughing again.

"He said," Lily continued, "that he knew I was going steady with James Potter, but I could do sooo much better. I mean, at least Gilderoy's hair is just sooo much more in CONTROL. And those looks that he has! I won't have to look through a pair of glasses to see his eyes. You know James, that sounds like a good deal, maybe I should go with the one, the only, Gilderoy Lockhart." Lily said dreamily.

James stared at her. "Are you breaking up with me?" he asked.

"OF COURSE NOT!" Lily giggled. "Why would I want to go with that git, over you?"

"Who's a git?" Suzanne and Nadia had joined them.

"Oh I was just telling them about Lockhart. James thought I was breaking up with him."

"Enough about that." James said hastily.

"Hey, did you guys read that we're having a new Defense Against The Dark Arts professor?" Remus asked, as they set off into Gringotts.

"Yeah, I saw that." Sirius said.
"So did I," Nadia mentioned, "But they didn't say who it was."

"Really? I didn't see that." Suzanne said. "Y'all are crazy"

Lily laughed.

"What's so funny?" Suzanne asked.

"I just think your accent is so funny!" Lily said.

"I don't have an accent! We've been over this 80 billion times. YOU HAVE THE ACCENT!"

Sirius looked at her, bewildered. "We don't have accents!"

"Y'all have the most noticeable accents I've ever heard."

"Oh well, I'm so sick of this conversation." Remus said tiredly.

"Me too." James said.

Then they began the neck-breaking journey to their vaults undeground.



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