Author's Notes: Due to extreme boredom since last year, I have come up with a series of parodied WK Christmas Carols. There are a total of 10 of them, in no specific order. They will all be numbered. Please R&R!
Farfie Claus is Coming to Town
Sung to: Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Oh! You better watch out,
You better not pray,
You better not curse,
I'm telling you why:
Farfie Claus is coming to town!
He's making a list,
And checking it twice,
He's gonna find out who's Christian, not nice!
Farfie Claus is coming to town!
And hurt you if you're sleeping,
He'll kill you if you're awake.
He knows if you like God or not,
Hope he's feels good for goodness sake.
So... You better watch out,
You better not pray,
You better not curse,
I'm telling you why:
Farfie Claus is coming to town!
Little tin knives, little daggers.
Pokey-poke-poke and stabby-stab-stab.
Farfie Claus is coming to town.
Little tin swords that slices and slash,
Katanas, blades and deadly guns crash.
Farfie Claus is coming to town.
The kids in Girl and Boy land,
Will have a screaming spree.
They're gonna build a defensive fort,
And tear down the Chrismas tree.
Oh... You better watch out,
You better not pray,
You better not curse,
I'm telling you why:
Farfie Claus is coming to town!
Farfie Claus is Coming to Town
Sung to: Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Oh! You better watch out,
You better not pray,
You better not curse,
I'm telling you why:
Farfie Claus is coming to town!
He's making a list,
And checking it twice,
He's gonna find out who's Christian, not nice!
Farfie Claus is coming to town!
And hurt you if you're sleeping,
He'll kill you if you're awake.
He knows if you like God or not,
Hope he's feels good for goodness sake.
So... You better watch out,
You better not pray,
You better not curse,
I'm telling you why:
Farfie Claus is coming to town!
Little tin knives, little daggers.
Pokey-poke-poke and stabby-stab-stab.
Farfie Claus is coming to town.
Little tin swords that slices and slash,
Katanas, blades and deadly guns crash.
Farfie Claus is coming to town.
The kids in Girl and Boy land,
Will have a screaming spree.
They're gonna build a defensive fort,
And tear down the Chrismas tree.
Oh... You better watch out,
You better not pray,
You better not curse,
I'm telling you why:
Farfie Claus is coming to town!
