Maria and Evie the Semi Great present:
Karen, zee drunk
Evie: Yes, Karen is a drunk; we know this.
Maria: But, have you heard of her affair with Jack?
Evie: This won't turn out well…
Maria: Twas the night before the horse race….
Evie: And all through the town…
Maria: Not a shot glass could be seen…
Evie: hehe…
Maria: For Karen had drunken them all down…
Evie: she lay on the bar floor…
Maria: and Jack did appear…
Evie: With money in hand…
Maria: and a brand new beer…
Evie: It was 12:00 in the morning…
Maria: and that bud did look good…
Evie: And without any hesitation…
Maria: Karen did stood…
Evie: Did stood?
Maria: Shut up!
Evie: Okay, okay, calm down!
Maria: Just for that, I do the next verse!
Evie: Fine! Meanie…
Maria: She walked to the door…
Evie: With Jack's beer in hand…
Maria: (although we never clarified how she got the beer…) Walked out the door…
Evie: Jack ran after her…
Maria: And asked her once more…
Evie: (Even though he never asked her anything before-hand…) "Would you like fries with that…"
Maria: She turned around quickly and replied…
Evie: "WHAT?"…
Maria: Her bud and fries did sound good…
Evie: So she walked to Jack with a small strut…
Maria: thinking: "What a cute butt"…
Evie: Hehe…
Maria: she asked: "Where are my fries?"
Evie: "We have to be in the bar first" Jack replied…
Maria: the fact that they must go into the bar took her by surprise…
Evie: "But my legs are all weak and there's stuff in my eyes!"…
Maria: she did decide to go anyway…
Evie: Inside the bar they finally reached…
Maria: "I would appreciate my fries, if I may…"
Evie: Then suddenly without any warning…
Maria: Jack said the thing that she had been waiting for:
Evie: "PASS THE SALT!"
Maria: Those few words went down to the heart, down to the core…
Evie: Then Jack did shout: "Will you be mine forever more?"
Maria: This swept her off her feet, and she said…
Evie: "But Jack, I am already married…"
Maria: Jack, being Jack, didn't mind, because it was her that his mind carried…
Evie: Jack moved in swiftly, picking Karen up and running out the door…
Maria: "I wish to be yours, to be yours forever more…"
Evie: Jack shouted and began to head toward his farm…
Maria: Karen lay drunk, passed out in his arms…
Evie: That's when Jack decided to turn on his charms…
Maria: "I shall love you forever, and forever more…"
Evie: He repeated this again even with Karen unconscious…
Maria: although in her subconscious, it was becoming obnoxious…
NEXT DAY!
Evie: The next day Rick, Karen's husband, found Jack and Karen together…
Maria: and his heart seemed to curl up and shrivel…
Evie: Jack woke up and began to speak of the weather…
Maria: Karen was too deep in a hangover to even bother…
Evie: So Rick began to beat Jack into a coma…
Maria: And Karen went to the fridge, and searched for that last Corona…
Evie: Then everyone lived happily ever after…
Both: THE END!
Audience: FINALLY!!!
Author's notes:
Evie: WOO HOO!
Maria: WOO HOO INDEED!
Karen, zee drunk
Evie: Yes, Karen is a drunk; we know this.
Maria: But, have you heard of her affair with Jack?
Evie: This won't turn out well…
Maria: Twas the night before the horse race….
Evie: And all through the town…
Maria: Not a shot glass could be seen…
Evie: hehe…
Maria: For Karen had drunken them all down…
Evie: she lay on the bar floor…
Maria: and Jack did appear…
Evie: With money in hand…
Maria: and a brand new beer…
Evie: It was 12:00 in the morning…
Maria: and that bud did look good…
Evie: And without any hesitation…
Maria: Karen did stood…
Evie: Did stood?
Maria: Shut up!
Evie: Okay, okay, calm down!
Maria: Just for that, I do the next verse!
Evie: Fine! Meanie…
Maria: She walked to the door…
Evie: With Jack's beer in hand…
Maria: (although we never clarified how she got the beer…) Walked out the door…
Evie: Jack ran after her…
Maria: And asked her once more…
Evie: (Even though he never asked her anything before-hand…) "Would you like fries with that…"
Maria: She turned around quickly and replied…
Evie: "WHAT?"…
Maria: Her bud and fries did sound good…
Evie: So she walked to Jack with a small strut…
Maria: thinking: "What a cute butt"…
Evie: Hehe…
Maria: she asked: "Where are my fries?"
Evie: "We have to be in the bar first" Jack replied…
Maria: the fact that they must go into the bar took her by surprise…
Evie: "But my legs are all weak and there's stuff in my eyes!"…
Maria: she did decide to go anyway…
Evie: Inside the bar they finally reached…
Maria: "I would appreciate my fries, if I may…"
Evie: Then suddenly without any warning…
Maria: Jack said the thing that she had been waiting for:
Evie: "PASS THE SALT!"
Maria: Those few words went down to the heart, down to the core…
Evie: Then Jack did shout: "Will you be mine forever more?"
Maria: This swept her off her feet, and she said…
Evie: "But Jack, I am already married…"
Maria: Jack, being Jack, didn't mind, because it was her that his mind carried…
Evie: Jack moved in swiftly, picking Karen up and running out the door…
Maria: "I wish to be yours, to be yours forever more…"
Evie: Jack shouted and began to head toward his farm…
Maria: Karen lay drunk, passed out in his arms…
Evie: That's when Jack decided to turn on his charms…
Maria: "I shall love you forever, and forever more…"
Evie: He repeated this again even with Karen unconscious…
Maria: although in her subconscious, it was becoming obnoxious…
NEXT DAY!
Evie: The next day Rick, Karen's husband, found Jack and Karen together…
Maria: and his heart seemed to curl up and shrivel…
Evie: Jack woke up and began to speak of the weather…
Maria: Karen was too deep in a hangover to even bother…
Evie: So Rick began to beat Jack into a coma…
Maria: And Karen went to the fridge, and searched for that last Corona…
Evie: Then everyone lived happily ever after…
Both: THE END!
Audience: FINALLY!!!
Author's notes:
Evie: WOO HOO!
Maria: WOO HOO INDEED!
