Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Saber Marionette J,nor do I own
the rights to the song "Because I Got High." I'm just a college
student.
Warnings: PG-13 for language and SMJ weirdness. Spoilers for various
SMJ series.
A/N: So,now I'm doing a songfic for SMJ... This was inspired by the
Jay and Silent Bob movie,which contains the Afroman song "Because I Got
High." I would like to thank Lady Aoi for contributing to some of the
lyrics... Now on with the fic!
------- The Cast of Saber Marionette Sings "Because I Got High" -------
*The cast of Saber Marionette J is in a Japoness recording studio
preparing to record a song for the upcoming charity event "Save the
Starving Seiyuu"*
Producer: Okay,everybody ready? *everyone nods* Okay,I'll cue the
music. Make sure you come in when you're supposed to.
Everyone: Right!
*Producer cues the music*
Hanagata: I wasn't gonna grab Otaru's butt, but I was high
I wasn't gonna call Bloodberry a slut,but I was high
*Bloodberry hears this and tosses him into the sky*
Now I'm in low earth orbit,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
President Joy: I wasn't gonna blow up Marine,but I got high
I wasn't gonna use those MESCAL fiends,but I got high
And now they're showing pics of me confessing,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Cherry: I wasn't gonna fantasize,but I got high
I wasn't gonna worry 'bout my bust size,but I got high
Now I'm the washboard queen,and I know why
*Cherry mutters under her breath at being forced to sing that line*
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Lime: I was gonna throw off my naiivete,but I got high
I was gonna stop saying "Ne,ne?",but I got high
Then I got tricked by Hess,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Otaru: I was gonna go to anger management,but I got high
I was gonna stop the abusive treatment,but I got high
Now the girls won't tickle my pickle,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Bloodberry: *glares at the author*
I was gonna go to my AA meeting,but I was high
I was gonna give up that tightrope thing,but I was high
*Akashi looks shocked*
Of course,I'm oversexed,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Mesopotamia: I was gonna destroy the planet,but I got high
I wasn't gonna let them have her,dammit,but I got high
Now I'm all busted up,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Marine: I wasn't gonna fear all men,but then I got high
I was gonna fall in love with him,before I got high
People think I'm lesbian,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Faust: I wasn't gonna throw a fit,but then I got high
I wasn't gonna treat my Dolls like $#!t,but I got high
Now they're banging Mamiya,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
*breaks a wine glass*
Hess: I wasn't gonna go blow up the Earth,but I was high
I wasn't gonna spite the place of my birth,but I was high
Now I've gone and made things worse,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Satoru Akahori: I wasn't gonna write a Mary Sue,before I got high
I was gonna avoid the magic reset button too,but I got high
Now the saga goes on and on,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
*The music fades and ends*
the rights to the song "Because I Got High." I'm just a college
student.
Warnings: PG-13 for language and SMJ weirdness. Spoilers for various
SMJ series.
A/N: So,now I'm doing a songfic for SMJ... This was inspired by the
Jay and Silent Bob movie,which contains the Afroman song "Because I Got
High." I would like to thank Lady Aoi for contributing to some of the
lyrics... Now on with the fic!
------- The Cast of Saber Marionette Sings "Because I Got High" -------
*The cast of Saber Marionette J is in a Japoness recording studio
preparing to record a song for the upcoming charity event "Save the
Starving Seiyuu"*
Producer: Okay,everybody ready? *everyone nods* Okay,I'll cue the
music. Make sure you come in when you're supposed to.
Everyone: Right!
*Producer cues the music*
Hanagata: I wasn't gonna grab Otaru's butt, but I was high
I wasn't gonna call Bloodberry a slut,but I was high
*Bloodberry hears this and tosses him into the sky*
Now I'm in low earth orbit,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
President Joy: I wasn't gonna blow up Marine,but I got high
I wasn't gonna use those MESCAL fiends,but I got high
And now they're showing pics of me confessing,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Cherry: I wasn't gonna fantasize,but I got high
I wasn't gonna worry 'bout my bust size,but I got high
Now I'm the washboard queen,and I know why
*Cherry mutters under her breath at being forced to sing that line*
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Lime: I was gonna throw off my naiivete,but I got high
I was gonna stop saying "Ne,ne?",but I got high
Then I got tricked by Hess,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Otaru: I was gonna go to anger management,but I got high
I was gonna stop the abusive treatment,but I got high
Now the girls won't tickle my pickle,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Bloodberry: *glares at the author*
I was gonna go to my AA meeting,but I was high
I was gonna give up that tightrope thing,but I was high
*Akashi looks shocked*
Of course,I'm oversexed,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Mesopotamia: I was gonna destroy the planet,but I got high
I wasn't gonna let them have her,dammit,but I got high
Now I'm all busted up,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Marine: I wasn't gonna fear all men,but then I got high
I was gonna fall in love with him,before I got high
People think I'm lesbian,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Faust: I wasn't gonna throw a fit,but then I got high
I wasn't gonna treat my Dolls like $#!t,but I got high
Now they're banging Mamiya,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
*breaks a wine glass*
Hess: I wasn't gonna go blow up the Earth,but I was high
I wasn't gonna spite the place of my birth,but I was high
Now I've gone and made things worse,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Satoru Akahori: I wasn't gonna write a Mary Sue,before I got high
I was gonna avoid the magic reset button too,but I got high
Now the saga goes on and on,and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
*The music fades and ends*
