A/N: WARNING WARNING YOU MAY NOT FOUND THIS FUNNY! I this on a sugar rush.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fic! I have no money so you can't sue me!

Alanna, George, Jon, Thayet, Kel, Cleon, Neal, and Joren were all in a small bar drinking Ale, after a while they were all extremely drunk. When someone who worked at the bar came up and said "Open Mike night!" They all smiled. (A/N: I know that they would not have Karoke didn't exist! Just read.) George was up first to the mike.

"This is to my Alanna." The introduction started to Angel of mine and George (who was no singer) started to sing!

"When I first saw you I already know there was something inside of you. Something I thought that I would never find. Lass of mine I looked at you looking At me now I know why they say the best things are free. Gonna love you lass you are so fine. Lioness of mine. How you changed my world you'll never know! I'm different now you helped me grow." George then started to throw up from all the ale he had drank. Now Cleon headed up to the mike.

"This is to my pearl,Kel!" N'SYNC's God must have spent a little more time on you!

"Can this be true tell me can this be real how can I put into words what I feel? My life was complete I thought I was whole! Why do I feel like I'm losing control? I never thought that love could feel like this1 You changed my world with just one kiss! How can it be that right here with me there's an angel it's a miracle . Your love is like a river peaceful and deep. Your soul is like a river that I never could keep. When I look into your eyes I know that it's true… God must or spent a little more time on you!" Cleon pasted out and Alanna picked him up and throw him on the table so he could rest.

Jon got up and cleared his throat and said" This is for Alanna!" Before the song could start Queen Thayet was slapping Jon and so was George. Then Queen Thayet Pulled Jon off the stage by his ear.

Neal got on the stage and said " This is to……..Girls!" Lfo's Summer girls started to play.

I like it when the girls stop by for the summer. Do you remember.. Do you remember ? New Kids on the block had a bunch of hits. Chinese Food makes me sick and I think it's fly when the girls stop by for the summer! I like girls that wear ambercrombie and Fitch . I'd take her if I had one wish but she's been gone since that summer. Hip hop mama spink and span met you one summer and it all began. You're the best girl that I ever did met. The great Larry wore Jersey 23. When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet. Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole lot of sonnets. Call me Willie whistle 'cuz I can't speak baby." Right then Two court Ladies walked in and Neal jumped off the stage to talk to them. Just then Jon ran up on the stage out of breath.

" This is to Alanna!" Cher's Do you believe in life after love started to play.

"No matter how hard I tried you just pushed me aside……….." Right then Queen Thayet ran in and started to beat Jon again. Kel got up and said "This is to Joren!" Barenaked Ladies One week stated to play.

"It's been one week since you looked at me cocked your head to the side and said you're angry!" Right then Joren screamed "Oh shut up and kiss me!" So Kel ran off the stage into Joren's arms. (A/N: Don't get me wrong I like Alanna! Okay? So no flames!)

Alanna slowly walked to the mike and said" This is to all the guys I have ever slept with!" Right then Barney's I love you song started to play.

"I love you. You love me. I don't want a family! With a great big bed for the two of us! Won't you say I'm not a slut!?" At that Alanna pulled her shirt off and was kicked out of the bar!

So did you like it? I told you I wrote it on a sugar rush and I did! Can't you tell? Anywayz Review and no flames about the Alanna thing cuz I really do like her character!

Princess Thayet