Author's Note: And this one, the special one that stands alone and is no part of the series of ten, yet comes before all of them, is written by my koibito. With her kind permission, I'm putting it up here as well.
Schuldich the Famous Porn Star
Sung to: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
Schuldig the famous porn star
Had a very shiney ...... nose (Farfe: Look down lower)
And if you ever saw it (Nagi: Saw it)
You would even say he glows (Farf: When he's horny)
All of the other Schwarz boys (Nagi: Sex toys)
Used to try to sleep with him (Farf: They were lonely)
They never let poor Schuldig (Nagi: Schuldig)
Have a night right to himself (Farf: Itai, Crawford!)
Then one sultry summer eve, Reiji came to say (Farf and Nagi: I'm gay, boys)
Schuldig with your .... nose so bright
Will you warm my bed tonight? (Nagi and Farf: Jaa!)
Then all the Schwarz boys loved him (Nagi: Oh yeah)
As they shouted out with glee (Farf: Screw me!)
Schuldig the famous porn star (Farf: Porn star)
You'll go down in his-stor-yyyy (Nagi: Like the Marquis de Saaaaade!!!)
Schuldich the Famous Porn Star
Sung to: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
Schuldig the famous porn star
Had a very shiney ...... nose (Farfe: Look down lower)
And if you ever saw it (Nagi: Saw it)
You would even say he glows (Farf: When he's horny)
All of the other Schwarz boys (Nagi: Sex toys)
Used to try to sleep with him (Farf: They were lonely)
They never let poor Schuldig (Nagi: Schuldig)
Have a night right to himself (Farf: Itai, Crawford!)
Then one sultry summer eve, Reiji came to say (Farf and Nagi: I'm gay, boys)
Schuldig with your .... nose so bright
Will you warm my bed tonight? (Nagi and Farf: Jaa!)
Then all the Schwarz boys loved him (Nagi: Oh yeah)
As they shouted out with glee (Farf: Screw me!)
Schuldig the famous porn star (Farf: Porn star)
You'll go down in his-stor-yyyy (Nagi: Like the Marquis de Saaaaade!!!)
